Disclaimer : Ah! My goddess does not belong to me.

Ceroxon asked me if I could do a fusion version of my winter special.

-oOoOoOo-

Urd was sitting in the seiza position in the hallway with a bucket on her head. Standing in front of her was an upset Peorthdandy.

"Urd, I can't believe you. I told you before I granted the wish and after you came her that Keiichi's virginity is mine," Peorthdandy said.

"That kinda sound like something that Belldandy would say, but not miss 'Monogamy is so boring'. She'd at least demand to be first,," Urd replied, raising an eyebrow. "Speaking of that. Are you open to sharing him, once you made him a man?"

Peorthdandy froze up as she kept switching between two expressions, like she wanted to both accept and refuse Urd's offer.

After a few seconds of silence, a concerned Urd asked, "Peorthdandy?"

Peorthdandy shook her head and slapped her cheeks before, "I will deliberate if I should accept your offer, but we should check with Keiichi, once he's grown comfortable with being around you."

With that, Peorthdandy turned around and began to walk away.

"So… can I get up now or at least switch to tatehiza? My legs are starting to hurt," Urd asked.

"Perhaps in two hours. But I shall check in thirty minutes. Behave and I shall let you off for good behavior," Peorthdandy answered before walking out of Urd's sight.

-oOo-

Skuld looked at the fusion with a sour expression.

"Were it not for the fact you're keeping Big sis alive, I would've forced you to unfuse this very moment," Skuld grumbled.

Peorthdandy sighed "Skuld, there are laws in place, ones I'm sure I'm either bending or breaking. Y'know, the doublet system ones."

"I… I can build a robot that Big sis can possess… Or even a robot that can serve as her doublet partner!" Skuld exclaimed.

"Skuld, I might be aa fusion, but I still am Belldandy in a way," Peorthdandy said as she got on her knees to look Skuld in the eyes. "I still love and treasure you. Nothing will change that."

"What about the times where you're more Peorth than Big Sis? I don't like those times," Skuld spat, glaring at Peorthdandy.

"You do know that side of me is what made me get those manga you liked, right? Those mecha series, comedy, and even a romance or two," Peorthdandy asked back, returning the glare.

"N-no! I know it was Big Sis's side that made you buy those!" Skuld exclaimed in a panic.

"No… The Belldandy part of me wants to help you become a better goddess, and person at the earliest possible moment because you are so eager to be that kind of goddess... The Peorth part of me wants you to relax, have fun," Peoorthdandy replied in a gentle tone. Then with a smirk, she added, 'And to make you let me borrow the manga, so I can use it ot make Keiichi mine, of course."

Skuld gave a sour look as she calmed down. "They're my manga."

"So let's read a few new ones together and check each other's opinion!" Peeorthdandy replied as she held up a bag full of manga.

-oOo-

Mara entered Keiichi's dream, muttering to herself, "Now how shall I frighten this mortal? Lich? Claim I'm Peorthdandy's fiance? Torture?"

She chuckled before she said, "maybe all three?"

"How about you leave?" a voice coldy said.

Mara and turned around. She jumped back a little before she cried out," You! You're that fusion! You dare risk destroying this mortal's mind, just by entering with your power?"

"You're assuming you entered only my Keiichi's mind," Peorthdandy cooed as she produced a rose and sniffed it.

Mara stared for a few moments before she said, "Excuse me? I'm a expert at dreams. I know when I've entered a human's mind. Look, there's the part of the human's brain that dedicated to motorcycles!"

Right where Mara gestured was a portal that held the image of Keiichi on a motorcycle.

"I linked up with my Keiichi's mind and therefore he has protection…" Peorthdandy replied before an ominious shadw came across her eyes. "Protection from what I will do to you if you don't leave."

Mara glared for a few moments before she snickered. "Y'know, if I can beat you, then I can get access to whatever info that's in that pretty brain of yours, all thanks to you being hooked up to a mortal!"

A flick of the wrist and the rose became a whip. Peorthdandy replied, "Leave now or I will punish you."

"Make me," Mara cackled as her hands now held fireballs.

-o-

Keiichi and Urd were surprised when they saw Peorthdandy was outside. Even more so when they saw she was staring down at Mara, who was buried up to her head.

"I swear, I will avenge this insult!" Mara growled.

"That's a pretty angry flower, Peorthdandy," Urd said, getting the fused goddess's and Mara's attention.

"Urd free me!" Mara demanded.

"Nope. I'm a goddess and you're a demon. Can't be seen helping the other side, y'know?" Urd replied with a smirk. "Besides, it'll do you a world of good to grow up and blossom a bit, Mara."

"It was either this or to try to turn her into a maid via whips and massages," Peorthdandy answered when she saw Keiichi's confused expression. "The Belldandy part of me refused the last one. Sigh."

"Damn. Lost a chance at a hot blonde maid," Urd sarcastically moaned.

"Wait. You're into that sorta thing?" Mara asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Why do you ask? Are you offering?"Urd asked back.

"Well, it would be kinda-" Mara began before realizing what she was saying. "No! I refuse! In fact, I'll make you two into MY maids!"

Peorthdandy snapped her fingers and a cloth gag silenced Mara. The fused goddess then said, "Let me go prepare breakfast and then we'll see if Mara is more agreeable then."

-oOo-

"How dare you, you scoundrel, I shall punish you!" Troubadour cried out as he took out his instrument. "Bu-"

At that moment, a plant vine burst from the wall and wrapped around Troubadour's head, acting as a gag.

He was then pulled through the wall.

There stood Peorthdandy, holding Troubadour up like a caught fish. She looked towards Keiichi, opened her mouth before realizing Keiichi was naked. So she looked away, blushing like a tomato. After a moment, she said, "Sorry for the intrusion."

Trying to hide his bosom, Keiichi asked, "Peorthdandy! Thank goodness! He said he was going to-"

"I know and he was going to do a lethal punishment," Peorthdandy said in a cold tone as she glared at Troubadour. "Since Urd isn't willing to lay down the law, I shall."

"Lay down the- What are you going to-"" Keiichi uttered before the wall repaired itself. "Do?"

Keiichi ran out of the bathroom and headed to Urd's room.

-o-

Troubadour was tied up with vines. He struggled to escape and tried to reason as best he could with a gagged mouth that Keiichi needed to die.

"Enough. I will not hear any more of your mewling cries for Keiichi's demise! He belongs to me and I to him. Urd is not any part of that equation."

Troubadour said, "He is a man! What man wouldn't want to have their way with my dear Urd?"

"Well, you couldn't be that great, considering Urd barely spoke of you after you broke up. You left Urd the moment you had the slightest bit of success and now you come crawling back. Why?"" Peorthdandy asked.

"I don't have to answer to you," Troubadour answered.

"You will and you will right now," Peorthdandy commanded, her eyes glinting with an urge to hurt someone.

"I.. I.." Troubadour said, his mouth betraying him. "I need the tears of a goddess to free the golden nightingale."

"What?" Urd asked in a crushed voice. Peorthdandy and Troubadour looked over. Urd was standing next to Keiichi. "Peorthdandy was right?"

"Afraid so. I had hoped some time butterflies would have made his coming here to be a romantic one, but alas, his little test came first," Peorthdandy said as she plucked the nightingale scroll from the bound Troubadour.

"That's mine! What are you going to do with that?" Troubadour asked, trying even harder to escape.

Peorthdandy tossed it to Urd.

"Just… how important is this to you?" Urd asked in a quiet tone.

"Very important! More so than you! Erh!" Troubadour responded. "I mean… just as important, right?"

"Y'know, the tears of a goddess are an expression of her heart…" Urd quietly said. The scroll then burst into flames. "Just like her anger."

"No…" Troubadour uttered in a hollow tone. "No… No.. No. No! NO! BUGS! BUGS! BU-"

He was gagged once more.

"What now?" Urd asked.

"Care to punish him further?" Peorthdandy asked with a smirk.

Urd shook her head dddd. "Nah. I'm just gonna raid the fridge for ice cream."

"What about me?" Keiichi asked.

Urd looked at him and uttered, "Oh. I'll get right on that, since Troubadour isn't a problem."

Then Urd looked back at Peorthdandy and asked, "What are you going to do, Peorthdandy?"

"Oh, give Troubadour a piece of my mind before sealing him into his lyre and putting it away somewhere, so he can think about his actions."

"Well, as long as you don't kill him," Urd replied before leading Keiichi back inside the temple.

Getting on her knees and looking Troubadour in the eyes, Peorthdandy asked, "Do you know what I am?"

Still broken from the sight of his test being destroyed, Troubadour shook his head.

"I am a permanent fusion of two powerful and skilled goddesses. Ones who love that mortal you tried to kill. Normally, I am extraordinarily calm. But in this case?" Peorthdandy asked in an all-too-sweetly tone.

A blot of lightning struck behind Peorthdandy, creating a brief illusion that Peorthdandy was replaced by Biollante from the Godzilla series

"I am twice as angry. Ordinarily, I would have allowed you to have the capability to walk away from the temple." Peorthdandy said in a deadly calm voice. She produced another rose whip, one that had nasty looking spikes over the vine. "Alas, all I can promise is being able to live."

A couple of hours later, Troubadour was sealed into his own lyre. Peorthdandy picked it up and said to herself "Let's put this somewhere where no one will meddle with it…"

-oOoOo-

Peorthdandy watched Hild as the Daimakaichō drank the offered tea. After a few moments, the fused Goddess asked, "So, what brings you here, Hild?"

"I wanted to see a fused Goddess. Even one such as myself doesn't get to see one that's in a relationship. All too often, the ones I hear about either hold everyone else at bay, go into a state of 'free love', or seek out other fusions," Hild replied. "And now for my question. What did you think of Hagara?"

Peorthdandy glared at Hild and said, "She put Keiichi into a trance and made him worship her. He was her chair!"

"Hn… So it sounds like Hagal dominated that fusion… Was Megumi near her?" Hild asked, sounding a little disappointed.

"As her arm candy," Peorthdandy spat.

"Ah. There's the Mara part. I wasn't told of how the fusion encounter went, other than seeing the whip marks all over my two cute workers," Hild cheerfully replied before taking a sip of tea. "And your question?"

"Is that all you wanted to ask?" Peorthdandy asked.

"No. I do have some serious questions," Hild answered. Then her smile dimmed a little as she asked, "Is there anything about you that isn't Belldandy or Peorth?"

Peorthdandy now looked confused ,"Wh-what? I don't understand."

"Hn, so Keiichi's kept you happy enough that you never pondered that question. Not sure if I pity you or should feel jealous," Hild muttered as she focused on the remaining amount of tea in the cup. "Now for my next question."

"Wait, it's my turn!" Peorthdandy quickly said.

"No, it's mine. You asked what," HIld replied, quickly giving Peorthdandy a Kubrick stare. When Peorthdandy didn't flinch, Hild said, "Well, I'm impressed enough to let you ask."

"Can I get you to leave Keiichi alone?" Peorthdandy asked.

"Only if you leave him alone as well," Hild answered before finishing her tea off and putting the cup down on the saucer. As Peorthdandy poured another cup, Hild asked, "Have you ever considered doing something that neither Belldandy or Peorth would do?"

"I see no need to," Peorthdandy answered as she refilled her own tea cup. With a look of annoyance, "Why are you asking me those questions?"

"Because I'm curious if Peorthdandy can become her own person, separate from her components goddesses," Hild cooed. "Next question. Do you remember a demon named Welsper?"

"His death was the cause of my existence," Peorthdandy solemnly answered. "Where are you going with this line of questions?"

"Because if nothing had changed, Belldandy would have met a small child about now," Hild answered.

"So Belldandy would've defended a child from Welsper. Good to know," Peorthdandy said to herself. Then she looked expectantly to Hild.

Hild sighed before she asked, "Peorthdandy, if you consider yourself Belldandy and Peorth, then any relationship with Keiichi would be considered an odd form of polygyny. If you consider yourself a separate person from those two, then your relationship is merely one between a man and a woman. You often claimed that you have the best of both goddesses, but have shown you also have their worst. Do you have the combined selfishness?"

Peorthdandy looked down at the table as she pondered Hild's worlds. After a few minutes, Hild got up and said, "Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but I see you need some time to think about your future. I'll be here noon tomorrow."