Disclaimer : Ah! My goddess does not belong to me.

Ceroxon asked me if I could do a fusion version of my winter special.

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Author's notes: :A thanks to Xindran for their awesome ending idea for this chapter

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Urd and Belldandy were attending a party held by the autoclub. Keiichi was running late, as he was the one selected to get more booze for when the current amount ran out.

"Say what you want about mortals, but they do know how to throw a party without going overboard!" Urd cackled before downing a shot.

"Really? Last time, you said it was because you were the hottest goddess without contest," Belldandy asked before finishing off a rather hard sake. Looking around, Belldandy was fairly sure she was the only sober one.

"Eh, I think I was drunk when I said that. If I'm not mistaken, that would've rhymed in english," Urd muttered as she poured herself another shot. Spotting a guy who was staring at her, Urd said, "I ain't drunk enough to start accidentally pour booze on myself just yet, handsome. Try again later!"

The guy playfully smiled and snapped his fingers, saying in a joking manner, "Oh darn. I can never get the timing right!"

Urd chuckled before noticing Belldandy's sake was nearly empty. She asked, "Hey! Make yourself useful and get my sister another bottle!"

"Will do, miss!" The guy replied before heading off. Once he got one of the hard sake, he looked around in a sneaky manner. Once he saw no one was looking, he stepped behind a big speaker and red demon marks appeared on his face. After producing a large bottle of cola and pouring out the sake, then Mara poured the cola into the sake bottle.

After tossing the can away, the red marks vanished. The possessed human took the bottle back to the Norns. "Sorry, I had to dodge some guys who wanted to bring you the bottle themselves, Miss Belldandy."

"Ah, thank you, mister," Belldandy said as she produced the bottle.

'Now's my chance!' Mara thought. "Chug! Chug! Chug!"

Like in any drunken frat boy party, once someone said that word, the rest of the drunkards began chanting it.

"C'mon Bell. It's not like you'll get drunk," Urd said.

"Well, alright," Belldandy replied with a smile.

Within moments, she downed the bottle as if it were nothing. When she put the empty sake bottle down, Belldandy had a drunken blush on her face.

"Oh my…. I feel so warm…" Belldandy giggled.

"Oh? have you reached your limited already? Tamiya and Otaki asked at the same time. They then looked at each other and chuckled, "Jynx!"

As Urd studied Belldandy, someone said, "I swear, you you are so alike, I swear you two were once two halves of the same person and unfused!"

"I wish they were fused! They'd be easier to track" Sora grumbled.

"Well, it's on uncommon wish, but I can still grant it," Belldandy muttered as she raised her hands.

"Wait, Bell, I don't think-" Urd began before a flash blinded everyone.

In Tamiya and Otaki's place, stood someone bigger than the giant Tamiya. They wore Otaki's leather jacket, shades, and mohawk. They were Otaki's wifebeater and jeans. Their skin color was between the two men's and they had Otaki's large lips.

"Who are you?" Someone asked.

"I… I tink I am Otakiya?" The fused man answered, sounding unsure of himself.

"Should we panic?" Someone asked.

"And spill beer? No way! A second person yelled.

"Yeah, let's drink til we can't remember anything!" A third yelled as a suddenly sober Urd dragged Belldandy out of the room.

Okaiya let out a bellow before grabbing a couple of bottles and pouring them into his mouth.

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"Bell! How the hell did you get drunk!?" Urd asked, holding the drunk goddess in place in the alley behind the building the party was being held.

"I… I don't know," Belldandy replied with a giggle.

Urd pondered for a moment before ordering, "Wait here."

After Urd left, Belldandy looked around. She began to hum a song as she headed to the mouth of the back alley. However, Urd soon appeared and grabbed Belldandy.

"Do you know what was in this, Belldandy?" Urd asked, holding the sake bottle that Belldandy drank.

"Sake?" Belldandy answered.

"I wish it did!" Urd uttered with annoyance. "Some wiseass filled it with cola! You're drunk from it and you know what that means, right?"

"I… I…. Go take a nap soon?" Belldandy answered with a frown.

"Whatever wish you grant, Keiichi receives an equal amount of bad luck! You nearly killed him the last time you got drunk!" Urd loudly exclaimed.

"Keiichi!" Belldandy yelled, shoving Urd away and flying into the sky.

"Belldandy, get back here!" Urd yelled. After a moment, she flew into the sky and yelled, "Fine! Wait for me!"

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The two goddesses landed at the temple. Urd asked, "Uh, Bell? Keiichi went for more booze for the party. Why would he be here?"

"His heart was last heard here," Belldandy replied as she began to stumble about the temple.

They soon found someone.

They were male, dressed in what was designed as Troubadour's robes, but the colors were simply blue and white. In face, brief glimpses showed that under the robes was a pair of jeans.

The man was about a head taller than Keiichi and their hair was shoulder length and black.

"Keiichi?" Belldandy asked, while Urd asked, "Troubadour?"

"Urd? Belldandy?" The person asked. "What happened to me?"

"I'll handle this, Belldandy. You're not sober enough," Urd said as she put a hand in front of Belldandy. "Someone tricked Belldandy into getting drunk and she granted a wish to have Tamiya and Otaki fuse. That's how you got fused together,"

"Ah, so that's why I feel like calling myself Keiichadour," The fusion muttered as he looked away in thought. After a few moments, he looked at Urd and said, "Thank you, Urd. You are as smart and wise as you are beautiful."

Urd blushed a little. She looked away and shyishly said, "Oh, stop. I'm just as smart as any goddess."

"Very well, I will stop," Keiichadour replied.

Urd glared at the fusion and said, "When I said 'Oh stop', I meant continue to flatter me, bub."

"Oh… Okay. Your passion burns brighter than any flame., your spirit is more energetic than any lightning," Keiichadour continued.

"Which side created those?" Urd asked with a smile.

"Keiichi had the ability to focus on you, while Troubadour was able to craft them into words," Keiichadour answered. "Arguably, the two together could be a perfect boyfriend for you."

"Yeah, the best of both worlds!" Urd cooed.

"Don't… Take…"

Both Urd and Keiichadour's eyes widened as the reminder of why keeping Keiichi fused was a bad idea.

"My… Keiichi AWAY," A furious drunk Belldandy said before

"We're sorry for ending the series, but Belldandy's recently generated category 10 hurricane, F6++ tornadoes, and super tsunami level tidal surges have knocked power (and the rest of the world and civilization) out of commission. Please wait until repairs are finished. By which point, the author will have moved onto next year's Winter Holiday's theme.

We thank you for your support."