Uzumaki Naruto x Kagome

"Uzumaki Naruto, you get back here this instant!" she shouted, landing on a branch still several yards away from the grinning shinobi she was pursuing. The frown she wore deepened into a full blown scowl, as she tried to look as menacing as possible in hopes that it would deter the blonde from continuing this little game. "This isn't funny!"

The jinchuuriki snickered back at her, his eyes glinting with mischief. "Nah! This is great, and you know it!" His grin stretched a little further, as he noticed the way her dark colored eyes narrowed at the sight of him starting to swing her panties on the tip of his finger. She was so easy to tease. "I told you these were mine now, Kagome-chan. Besides," his grin turned lecherous, "who knew you were into something this see through?"

Stomping her foot, Higurashi Kagome felt her face begin to redden with the way his eyes traveled across her body. She blamed it on the fox demon trapped underneath his skin, as her hands fisted in her shorts and she looked away in embarrassment. This was not how she had expected to be spending her day when she decided to take a quick scrub in the woods. "And what exactly do you plan to do with them, huh?!" she shouted back. "Are you going to try and find Sasuke again? I'm sure he'd be scared to death when you showed up wearing those! He'll probably pass out, and then you can drag him back to the village, right?"

"Hey!" Naruto's frowned. "That's not funny!"

"Yeah, well, give me back my panties," she supposed she should be grateful he had not stolen all of her clothes, "because this isn't funny!"

Noticing the way that she seemed to shift uncomfortably on her feet, pulling at the edge of her shorts a little more, Naruto felt his curiosity pique once more. His grin returned full force, as he asked, "Hey, Kagome-chan, did you not bring any other panties on this mission?"

Her mouth dropped open, "That's… that's none of your business!"

"Oooohhh," he chuckled, "so you're not wearing any right now, hm?"

"I… I…!" Kagome tried to look at anything but him, wondering if he would have pulled this little stunt if they were closer to the village. She could feel her face becoming a flaming mess, especially when he started to wag his eyebrows suggestively at the thought. A distressed sound slipping from her lips, causing her fingers to bunch up into her shorts a little harder, she knew she was failing miserably to keep her composure. "I'll fight you for them if I have to, Naruto!"

"Ah, come on, you know you always lose when we spar, Kagome-chan. That wouldn't be fair."

"No, I don't," she huffed. "I'm just always holding back so you don't get hurt."

"Holding back?" Naruto blinked owlishly at the claim. He could sense the kitsune buried deep within his mind growling approvingly at the thought, knowing that the demon wanted nothing more than to dominate the pretty little medic-nin in every sense of the word. Proving that she belonged underneath them pleased the kitsune immensely every time. "Nah! You've been letting me win this whole time? I don't buy it, Kagome-chan."

Okay, so maybe he had her there.

But...

"Naruuuuto," she pouted, switching to another tactic in hopes that the trickster would fall for her big, batting lashes. "You're not really going to make me walk all the way back to Hokage Tower like this, are you? I'll be so embarrassed! Just give me my panties back, and I'll do whatever you want for… for one day."

His bright blue eyes lit up with the proposal, and he took a moment to consider the offer. There was a lot he could pile into one day for the pretty little medic-nin to do, after all. As he watched her squirm at the sight of him rubbing her lacy black panties between his fingertips, though, he clicked his tongue and shook his head in disappointment. "Sorry, Kagome-chan, but like I told you, these are mine now. I'm gunna find somewhere safe to keep them."

Visibly twitching at the thought of Naruto pinning her favorite pair of panties to his wall like a prize, the Higurashi released a battle cry and resumed her earlier chase. There was no way she was going to let him parade around with her panties like some… some…! "PERVERT!"

Naruto dodged easily enough, snickering to himself at the sight of her eyes flashing murderously. It was always fun to rile her up, if only to see how red she could turn every time. "That's harsh, Kagome-chan," he called back. "Ero-Sannin is the pervert, not me!"

"You're in for it when I catch you!" She was going to teach that panty stealing thief why the Higurashi temper was legendary within Konohagakure once she managed to get her hands on him. "You and that fox are going to regret this, Uzumaki Naruto! Those are my favorite pair!"