After two quick fights (Nappa ripped off his Namek opponent's arm and shoved it in the latter's ass, then Jeice forfeited against Freeza), the time has come for Goku to fight. His opponent is Mahissu, a Saiyan from Universe 10.

The two Saiyans are standing across from each other at the arena. 'Zup?' Goku casually greets his foe, in a horse stance.

'I don't speak to renegades,' Mahissu replies with scorn. 'True Saiyans are only those who have tails.'

'Hey, I do have tails,' Goku protests. 'Yesterday, I played Sonic Adventure and selected Tails as my character.'

'I think we've overdone it with references,' Goten says, in the stands.

'This fanfic doesn't make any references, Goten,' Trunks strictly corrects him, finger raised. 'Everybody else is referencing this fanfic!'

'Cool!' Goten exclaims.

Meanwhile, Goku has one shotted his foe with a punch in the air that created an air wave. Recalling that this is how he beat his wife, Chichi, years ago (and, right after that, they began being declared a couple), he goes close to the half conscious, fallen foe, crouches and asks innocently: 'Does this mean we're married now?'

'What?' Mahissu exclaims in a raspy voice.

'Mister Goku. Please leave the arena or I'll have to disqualify you for inappropriate behaviour,' the announcer asks.

Goku ignores the warning.

'Who's the husband? Who's the wife?' he asks, scratching his head.

Most people in the audience are freaked out. Gohan has buried his face in his hands in embarassment.

'Will we have offsprings now?' Goku asks the horrified Mahissu. 'Do I have to do to you that thing Chichi made me do to her every time she wanted children?'

'DAD!' Gohan yells to save the day. 'Catch!'

He throws a snack that Zeno knows where he found in the sky.

Goku soars into outer space chasing it: 'WOO HOO!'

A long silence, accompanied by sweatdrops, follows.

'Err hem, let's take five before moving on to the next match,' the announcer declares.

Goten and Trunks exploit this break to explore more universes balconies.

'Generic characters created by Salagir's Star Wars obsession? Check!' Goten says, looking at Universe 19 Heloites.

'Character that everybody and their mommas know will cause havoc, yet they registered him anyway? Check!' Trunks looks at Universe 20 balcony, with Broly trapped in an iceberg.

Finally, they come across something interesting: Universe 10!

'Hey, gramps,' Goten casually greets Bardock. 'Is grandma with you? May I take a picture with you and her? I need it for... err... scientific reasons!'

'GOTEN!' Trunks snaps. 'You want to jack off to your own grandmother?'

'Who wouldn't?' Goten defends himself. 'She's the hottest female that has ever graced omniverse with her existence.'

'How do you know what she looks like since you've never seen her?' Trunks asks.

'I've read the novel,' Goten answers, scratching his swollen crotch as he recalls the picture with Hanasia carried by aNamek b ridal style.

Meanwhile, at Universe 13 stands...

'Vegeta!' Nappa asks. 'What does the scouter say about the number of times Salagir declared he would update Hanasia novel in a month yet he didn't?'

'IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAND!'