Disclaimer: I do not own Urusei Yatsura or any of the characters used here. Urusei Yatsura is the property of Rumiko Takahashi, I am just a fan and nothing more and I am only doing this for fun.
A Night Only For Two: Alternate Ending
Chapter 3: Trouble At School
Ataru was on his way to school, feeling something strange for the first time ever since Lum came to move in with him that was not related to getting a chance to see tons of hot woman or eat a lot of free, tasty food.
He was in a good mood, as he calmly walked to school, since it wasn't that far away and he wasn't as late as he thought he was. Lum was floating next to him, holding his arm as they walked and for one of a very few, rare times, Aaru didn't tell her to take a hike, letting her hold onto him, still smiling and giggling, while Ataru tried to maintain his cool but he didn't dislike it.
It seems last night and this morning left him in a very rare, good mood, even whistling a bit as he felt a calm, tranquil sort of look on his face as he felt a sort of...content feeling right now as he looked at Lum, who is still holding to his arm as they walked/floated and well...he turned away, hoping she didn't notice the smile on his face right now.
He had sex, he is now a real man and he felt something he rarely felt before...
A sot of...confidence which was noted in how he walked...
"Man, if I knew just how good Lum was at that sort of thing, I wouldn't have waited so long in sleeping with her, regardless of the consequences...'Ataru thought, trying hard not to let out a perverted giggle and just tried to enjoy this feeling right now.
"My Ataru...your face is so unusual today!...'Cherry said as he suddenly appeared before them, startling Lum and Ataru.
'WILL YOU STOP INSULTING MY FACE, YOU OLD CREEP!..."Ataru shouted at him, while the monks eyes wide for some reason.
"Actually, my young friend...I never said that there was anything bad with it right now..."Cherry said as he got up.
"What are you talking about? Actually, never mind..I don't want to hear it...I was having a good morning until you showed up..."Ataru said.
"That's it..."Cherry said, like he found an answer.
"What's it?..."Lum asked, out of curiosity.
"That is what is unusual...Usually Ataru's face emits an aura of misfortune, even in his expression...but right now...I can't sense it..."Cherry said and Ataru got annoyed.
"My face and my aura are none of your business!..."Ataru said.
"Even now, you didn't hit me like you usually do when we cross paths...I can only imagine that something lucky must have happened to you recently that has lessened your unlucky aura immensely ..."Cherry said.
Ataru was about to tell him to take a hike, only to hear what he said and he blushed and Lum giggled and blushed as well at the word "lucky", since...it could describe last night in a way. Ataru, out of embarrassment over how the old monk phrased it, punched him, leaving him on the ground, with a noticeable bump on his head.
"I SAID THAT IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!...'A red faced Ataru yelled, before turning to a blushing Lum.
"Come on, let's go before he wastes any more of our morning..."Ataru said to Lum.
"Yes, darling...'A giggling Lum said as she still held his arm and they left for school, leaving the monk behind, who got up, with a noticeable bump on his head.
"Even with a smaller aura of misfortune, he still acts so disrespectful for a holy man..."Cherry said in annoyance over the hit.
Once they left the pesky monk behind, in no desire to deal with him or have to somehow pay for his meals like he usually tricks them into doing, Ataru turned to a still smiling Lum.
"So...mom and dad should be back by tomorrow?...'Ataru said, feeling awkward.
"Yes, which means today is our last night of...private time, ~datcha ..."Lum whispered to his ear, before playfully blowing into it.
Ataru felt a shiver go through him and his face becoming red. He felt his lust acting up but remembered that they were in public. If he wasn't careful, he would jump Lum and start groping her the way he usually does when asking girls out and if anyone sees him do that to her, he's going to be more screwed than he was already...
"Lum...not now...we're in public..."Ataru whispered harshly to her and Lum giggled.
"He didn't say stop...he just said not now...Oh, darling...you truly do want me..."Lum thought, feeling so happy right now.
She could still remember how he got after he turned the lights off and started taking an active hand in the sex instead of just lying on his back and making her do all of the work.
It was glorious...even if Ataru wasn't as wild as people would have thought a guy with his kind of libido would be during sex, but Lum actually found it endearing how gentle he was and how shy he got after it was all over.
A shy darling turned out to be more precious than even she thought possible, especially last night.
FLASHBACK
Last Night
After Ataru turned off the lights, he, having been aroused a bit more thanks to all of the kissing and groping Lum did to him, had a moment of a lecherous grin on his face.
"This is finally it...Okay, Ataru...time to give Lum exactly what she is asking for...'Ataru said as he turned around and the saw his alien bride laying across his futon, in a sexy pose that rivaled even the girls in the playboys he used to read before Lum found his stash and burned them all...along with some of his flesh due to the zapping she gave him at the time.
Ataru saw her, his heart is beating and he briefly found himself frozen on the spot when they locked gazes, until Lum, apparently aware of the effect that she is now having on him, sent him a wink.
"Come to bed, Darling~..."Lum said in a seductive sounding voice.
Ataru didn't know when he regained mobility but he soon found himself back on the futon and this time he was on top of Lum, not that she minded, given the smile she has right now.
"T-This is it...'Ataru thought, feeling butterflies in his tummy as he continued to look into Lum's blue eyes, filled with love and seductiveness.
She wants this...and so does he.
"I love you, darling...'Lum whispered to him and Ataru sighed when he heard that.
"Lum...I...I haven't done this before and I...I am not sure what you are expecting but I..I...I don't know if you will be disappointed in how...how-..."Ataru was silenced by her lips once again.
She separated and gave him a tender, loving look...one of no judgement and of absolute sincerity.
"Darling...It's okay to be nervous since this is our first time, but you don't need to be...I love you and I want to make love to you...and I could never be disappointment in you when you are finally being nice and loving towards me...datcha ...."Lum said with a true blue smile on her face.
"Lum...'Ataru said, wondering how in the universe could this girl possibly love him this much, despite seeing time and time again how much of an idiotic, perverted loser that he is.
Despite how annoying and crazy she is, Lum is still a beautiful, sexy girl that can literally have any guy in the universe, any guy who would gladly marry her and give her the world if they could and she wants to do this with him and no one else. He doesn't understand why and he may never understand why she chose to give him this experience over everyone else in the Universe...
She kissed him again, before whispering this to his ear...
'Besides...this feels too good as it is...and I know it's gonna get even better....datcha ...."Lum said to her soon to be lover, ready to take all of him and wanting him inside of her, now more than ever.
Lum took it up a notch, by giving him a sexy smile..
"Come on, darling...make me yours...datcha ..."Lum said in a hot voice as she gave him her most seductive look possible.
That seemed to do it. Something inside of Ataru snapped right now as a strange look came to his eye, when all of a sudden-
"Oh, Lum..."Ataru said as he kissed her and pinned her down on his futon, his mouth found hers and his tongue invaded it, momentarily surprising the alien girl, before she quickly melted into it and kissed him back.
"Stupid Lum...Why does she have to be so...and say things that are so...and...and...Oh, wow!...she tastes so good right now...To heck with it all, I need this...I need you Lum!...'Ataru thought as he continued to french kiss her in a fit of passion, grabbing her breasts as he did so and feeling an immense joy that for the first time ever that he grabbed a girls boobs, he didn't get slapped or attacked or any kind of punishment in response.
Ataru squeezed her breasts, savoring the soft, silk like feel of them and Lum started moaning from both the kiss and his touch, loving every moment of it.
They separated for a breath and looked at each other once more.
"Oh, Darling..."Lum whispered to him in a passionate tone.
"Oh Lum..."He whispered back in the same kind of tone before continuing their love making.
End of Flashback
Present Time
Lum started giggling perversely, her face kept blushing as she continued to cuddle close to her darling, who gulped, having an idea of what she is thinking about since he had the face she had before and hoping that she would not try to jump him right now in such a public place...even if it didn't really sound like that bad of an idea...
"Lum.." Ataru unintentionally let out, trying to control the libido that usual targets any attractive girl he lays eyes on, though right now, it seems to be ignoring it in favor of the girl who gave him the greatest experience of his life and who might do it again..if he asked.
"Stop that!...there's no time...'Ataru thought, fighting the hormones that he only used to fight when it was towards Lum.
Ataru gathered his willpower and stubbornness to calm his hormones down to what he usually does whenever Lum tried to seduce him in the past...and it was an even harder challenge than usual since his mind still went back to last night and this morning and he was trying to not give in again.
He was so focused on trying to maintain his cool that he didn't even bother trying to hit on each reasonably attractive girl and woman that crossed their paths...which earned strange looks from the neighbors, who saw the biggest lech of Tomobiki not trying to grope and harassing every female in the area and just kept walking away with the green haired girl that is still clinging to his arm.
Ataru tried to ignore them and was glad that they managed to arrive to school...
"Finally..."Ataru thought.
At the very least, he earned a few hours and as crazy as she is, he doubted that Lum would openly try to seduce him at school...right?
"MOROBOSHI!...."Was suddenly heard loudly.
Ataru looked and saw Mendou charging at him with his sword out, and the Lum Stormtroopers were right behind him, all carrying weapons in their hands and looks of murder in their eyes.
"Oh man!...'Ataru shouted as he managed to grab the blade in his hand, stopping it before it could slice him in half and the Stormtroopers all held their weapons, that were all sharp and pointy.
"IT'S TIME TO DIE, SCUM!...'Mendou shouted.
"IT IS TIME YOU PAY FOR THE CRIME OF TAINTING OUR BEAUTIFUL GODDESS, LUM-SAN!...'Megane shouted in a fit of jealous madness as he and his fellow minions and Mendou tried swinging at Ataru, who barely managed to dodge them.
It didn't take a genius to figure out that they were talking about what happened last night and honestly, Ataru had forgot all about them. Now it seems they, in a fit of jealous rage, want to punish him, even though everything that happened last night was consensual and Lum was the one who took the initiative.
"HEY! CUT IT OUT! ME AND LUM DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG!..."Ataru shouted, though that was partially a lie.
Since to be honest, he wasn't entire sure what parts of his experience with Lum were "right" or "wrong", even if the whole thing felt good, not that these jerks had to know about that.
"LIES! TAKE THIS!...'Mendou shouted as he kept trying to slash him and Ataru got some hits from the Stormtroopers, managed to recover and kept trying to dodge their attempts to reek vengeance on him.
At least until intervened by floating in front of Ataru, while Mendoe and the Stormtroopers were trying to corner him.
"Out of the way Lum-san...it is time to give this stupid lowlife the punishment he deserves!..."Mendou said.
"Yes, my dear Lum-san...It is our duty to avenge your honor and purity and teach this savage brute a lesson!..."Megane said.
Lum however looked at them, with an indescribable look on her face and Ataru wondered what she is thinking right now, until she spoke up, in a surprisingly low tone of voice.
"Shuutarou...Megane...Chibi...Perm...Kakugari..."Lum started as she started glaring at them of all things when all of a sudden.
"LEAVE MY DARLING ALONE!...'Lum shouted as she zapped all five of them with her lightning, no doubt she got angry over how they were insulting her darling and trying to hurt him.
Usually she didn't pay much mind to their rivalry unless they went too far, since her darling always bounced back like nothing happen but Lum and him were finally getting a long like a husband and wife should and there is no way that she was going to let them spoil things now that they took their relationship to the next level. Besides, they were insulting her darling and trying to hurt him and Lum does not accept that ever...unless he did something to deserve it, but as far as she is concern, her darling did nothing bad.
Oh, quite the opposite really.
Anyway, once she was done, a fried Mendou, Megane, Perm, Chibi and Kakugari were all lying on the ground, groaning in pain and since they didn't posses her darlings endurance of a cockroach and his regenerative abilities of a lizard, they were still smarting over the painful shock.
Ataru saw this and smirked in satisfaction.
"Better them than me...'Ataru thought, pleased to see his enemies get a taste of Lum's fury instead of him for a change.
Lum then turned to him with her innocent smile and took his hand.
"Come along darling, we don't want to be late...'Lum said to her lover and quasi-husband.
"Right..."Ataru said with a nod as they left for class.
Meanwhile, the entire courtyard were surprised to see the interaction between Lum and Ataru, how he hasn't been rude to her yet and Mendou's fan girls were crying over his injured body, while the Stormtroopers were being ignored by them all.
"D-Damn...that...Moroboshi..."Megane said in a painful way, blaming his suffering over that lout and not the alien who did it to him.
They remained like that, even after the bell had rang, signalling the start of class...and what would guaranteed to be another strange day in the strange town of Tomobiki.
-To Be Continued
Next Time on A Night Only For Two
Trouble At School Part II
REPLIES to my loyal and totally awesome reviewers
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