One way or another, Multiverse Tournament is progressing.
The fights resumed with Seventeen defeating IKL (an embryo in the womb of something like a transgender) without needing to fight, since the former wasn't born yet.
Next was the fight South Kaioshin vs Burter. The latter bragged he was the fastest in the universe when the fight was about to begin. Right after that, a group of women in the stands (Burter's exes who had come along from his universe unbeknownst to him) started cheering ironically, confirming that he really is the fastest in the universe (wink, wink). Everybody in the audience got the message and started laughing. Burter died of shame. (Seriously, he dropped literally dead of shame! Oh well, he'll come back with dragonballs later.)
Right now, at Universe 11 balcony, we see Babidi mentally preparing Buu for his upcoming fight against Bujin:
'Kill them all, Buu. Win this tournament for me!'
'Buu,' the djinn says in his childlike voice.
'You are free to believe that violence is never the answer,' Babidi replies. 'But keep following my orders, or I'll imprison you back in your ball.'
'Buu?' the djinn asks, scratching his head.
'Is this the right time to ask me whether communism would work in an ideal society?' Babidi snaps. 'Deal with your philosophical questions in your leisure time!'
Buu sighs and moves to the arena. And now, until his dull fight against Bujin ends, let's savor a sweet moment between Gohan and Videl.
Having explored some universes balconies, the nerdish Saiyan goes back where his lovely wife is sitting. They casually kiss and exchange smiles. They hold hands. The fight taking place before their eyes does not interest them. At some point, Gohan gives a meaningful look to Videl. They go to their universes dorm, where nobody else is at the moment. The noise of the battle and the audiences cheers conceal their kisses, giggles and bed squeaks. Later, they return to the balcony, Videl still hastily correcting the clothes on her, her hair kinda messy.
'So,' Gohan tries to initiate conversation to avoid the awkward post sex silence. 'I met Trunks from Universe 12 earlier. You know, the one I fought Cell with 30 years ago. I have told you the story. Right?'
'Huh?' Videl raises an eyebrow. 'What are you talking about, sweetie? We met that version of Trunkses almost as soon as we got here, hours ago? Have you forgotten already?'
Gohan widens his eyes. 'Wait a minute, what is the number of your universe?'
'16, of course,' Videl smiles, momentarily closing her eyes in a Japanese fashion.
'I'm... I'm the Gohan from Universe 18...' the lad manages to stutter.
To make matters worse, the very next moment, the Gohan from U16 has landed behind his U18 counterpart and cleared his throat to draw attention.
'NOOO,' Videl screams, falling on her knees and raising her hands and eyes to the sky, in a somewhat unneccessarily dramatic fashion.
The two Gohans stare at her, not sure how to react. Finally, the woman somewhat calms down and looks at them. 'Oh, gosh, what if I get pregnant?' she wonders. 'How will we tell who the father is? Not even a DNA test can solve this.'
The two Gohans look at each other awkwardly. U18 Gohan strokes the back of his head and tries to break the ice: 'Err... sorry for...'
'... having screwed my wife?' the other Gohan guesses.
'Yeah!' U18 Gohan giggles uncomfortably.
'Don't worry about that. What's done is done,' U16 Gohan comforts him. 'Besides, I also accidentally screwed your wife a while ago.'
'WHAT?'
'But don't tell her,' U16 Gohan winks. 'No need for her to know.'
'You're right,' U18 Gohan sighs. 'I guess it won't hurt her to believe it was me. Now I'll leave you alone so that you can console your wife.'
With those words, Gohan flies back to his universes balcony.
When he reaches there, his 'correct' wife whispers to him: 'Wanna hear a secret? Today, we had the best sex I've ever had!'
'WHAT?'
How can his U16 counterpart be a better lover than himself? They're supposed to be identical!
Meanwhile, somewhere in the arena...
'Tee hee hee,' U16 Vegetto laughs inwardly. 'I knew that dick lengthening ointment I found during one of my space travels and applied to my son's crotch in his sleep unbeknownst to him would turn out to be funny someday.'
Gosh, being the strongest in your universe by such a wide margin definitely gives you way too much free time!
