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A Night Only For Two: Alternate Ending

Chapter 4: Trouble At School Part II

After the incident in the courtyard, Lum and Ataru made it to class just two minutes late, Onsen Mark chewed them out for their tardiness but gave them a warning an then ordered them to take their seats. Ataru took his usual seat and Lum sat next to him, still smiling happily as Onsen Mark took attendance.

Ataru wasn't paying attention, his mind was thinking over what has happened so far.

"Geez, had sex, ate a light, late breakfast...nearly got beaten up by Mendou, Megane and the rest of those morons, Lum zapped them, we still ended up late to class and got scolded...'Ataru thought about it and shrugged.

It was a much easier morning than what he is usually used to...

He didn't even bother focusing on the teacher's lesson, since he never does and hi thoughts went back to this morning, unaware of the lecherous grin on his face, which everyone tried to ignore since they were used to this lecher getting perverted thoughts and Onsen Mark didn't see it since his back was turned as he wrote on the board.

"Oh Lum...I never thought that you could be so-..."

Ataru's perverted thoughts ended when he suddenly felt something moving on his back. He turned and looked away when he saw Lum playfully moving her pencil on his back, making him feel some Kanji's for the worlds... "I" "Love" "You" "The" "Best" "Darling"

"Lum...cut it out..."Ataru warned in a harsh whisper and Lum just giggled and Ataru's expression softened a bit, despite trying to sound firm.

It didn't go unnoticed by the other students, who were surprised that Ataru didn't yell at Lum to back off, like he normally does...Heck, it almost looked like he even minded all of that much.

Shinobu noticed and tried to ignore it as she focused on her notebook...though her eyes couldn't help but glance in jealousy at Lum and Ataru's...non hostile actions.

'What is going on here? Ataru usually yells at Lum for touching him..."Shinobu thought in suspicion.

"MOROBOSHI!...'Was shouted as Mendou and the Stormtroopers busted into the class, having recovered from Lum's last zap and still want vengeance.

"YOU ARE LATE!...'Onsen Mark shouted, but as always, the students ignored him as they focused on Ataru.

"YOU CANNOT ESCAPE YOUR DUE!..."Mendou shouted as he swung his sword and once again Ataru caught it.

"TIME TO DIE, YOU SCOUNDREL!..."The Stormtroopers shouted as they were about to assault him only...Lum didn't exactly approve of this, to say the least...

"I SAID LEAVE DARLING ALONE!..."Lum shouted as she zapped the five boys once again, frying the boys and making them fall painfully onto the ground.

"MENDOU-SAMA!...'Mendou's fan girls once again went to tend to him, worried about his beauty being diminished more than anything.

Onsen Mark tried in vain to get class back in order, while Lum kept glaring at the electrocuted Mendou and The Sotrmtroopers.

'Lum-san...why?...we are...doing this...for you..."Megane said painfully.

"I don't need you to do anything...Darling has not done anything bad...'Lum said simply.

Ataru was surprised. He was a little surprised that she wasn't suddenly shouting to the heavens that they had sex last night, like he kind of feared, since she made all sorts of lies and rumors about them but maybe because she wasn't angry at him yet...that was probably it.

Ataru saw Mendou's fan girls kept wailing over the rich's boys current state and the Stormtroopers were still groaning in pain.

"As I said, better them than me...'Ataru thought as he then turned to Lum, who sent him a smile and a wink.

Ataru looked away as he tried to pretend to focus on class, while Mendou and the troopers were dragged to Sakura's office and...for some reason. Ataru wasn't making an excuse to go with them "out of concern for their health", which was really so he could see Sakura too...

'Weird...'Ataru thought, wondering if he was coming down with something...though he just focused on trying to survive the rest of this day, that was only just beginning.

He had a bad feeling that this won't be the last attempt Mendou and the Stormtroopers would make on him...

Later

Lunch Time

Ataru had been right, Mendou and the others tried to get him again and for the first time in a long time, he was glad that Lum always sticks to him like glue, since every time those creeps tried to get the drop on him, Lum saw it and gave them a zap each time. So far, it's been a total of five times they tried to attack him, five times that Lum zapped them and five times that they were dragged to the nurse's office only to start over once they came to.

They were still in the nurse's office, and Ataru and Lum were now eating their lunch together. Not an unusual sight, though Lum usually had to force Ataru to sit and eat lunch with her while he usually fought her tooth and nail in order to go eat and also flirt with whatever other girl he first saw.

Right now, the worse he did to get was asked to loosen up on her grip since she was holding his arm a little too tight, they bought their lunches, Lum poured Tabasco on hers and the two soon began to eat together and Lum was very happy with how wonderfully they have been getting along today.

"Darling...'Lum whispered.

'What is it, Lum?..."Ataru asked.

"I am happy...~datcha ..."Lum said as she placed her hand on his and Ataru sighed.

"Good to know...'Ataru said as he continued to try and eat his lunch, trying to ignore the stares that everyone was sending their way at the sight of them not fighting for once.

"What's with them? can't they just mind their own business?...'Ataru thought, as he continued to scarf down his lunch and Lum noticed.

"You should really pace yourself, darling..."Lum said and even saw him start pounding on his chest after one big gulp of food.

"I told you so...'Lum said before handing him some water, which Ataru took a big swing of it.

"Thanks..."Ataru said and the green haired beauty smiled at him.

"Oh darling..." Lum said as she cuddled closer to him and Ataru flinched a bit at the PDA.

Sure, he might have groped a lot of girls and yeah, he had been in a good mood for most of the day (despite the JERKS actions) but this...this...

"Lum...knock it off...people are staring as it is...'Ataru said to her in annoyance, but Lum just giggled and continued.

"So...we are not doing anything wrong...'Lum said and Ataru sighed as he knew that sex or not, Lum is stubborn and he didn't really want to risk getting zapped again.

This has been the longest time he has been around Lum without getting electrocuted by her and he sort of enjoyed it. He chose to continue eating until his lunch was all gone.

"Done...'Ataru said as he pulled out a toothpick and picked his teeth with it.

"Oh, that reminds me, darling...I should probably stop by the market and get some ingredients for dinner tonight..."Lum said and Ataru nearly blanched at the sound of that.

"Don't bother...I was thinking about getting some fried noodles for dinner or something..."Ataru said and Lum's happy expression quickly morphed into a frown.

'Darling...I already have an idea on cooking for dinner tonight..."Lum said, being stubborn.

"Lum, you know I can't stomach alien food..."Ataru said, also being stubborn and Lum got upset.

"If you ask me, you are just a picky eater...If you just try, I know that you can get used to Oniboshi cuisine..."Lum insisted.

"I'll do that the day your cooking DOESN'T burn my mouth to smithereens...'Ataru shot back and Lum's already limited patience was being tested.

'Darling!..."Lum said in a warning voice and Ataru tried to think fast.

He got an idea, it was one that before yesterday, he wouldn't have liked but he figured it still would beat having to stomach Lum's food...and...well...hopefully she wouldn't stay mad at him for long for...other things too... if he made this offer.

"How about I make you a deal, Lum?...'Ataru suggested and Lum's threatening look soon faded a bit in confusion.

"A deal?...'Lum asked in confusion.

"If you agree to let me eat out tonight...you...can come eat with me..."Ataru said as he looked away from her, unable to believe he was actually doing this.

Before, he tried to be around Lum as less as he possibly could so he could focus on his girl hunting but he really didn't want to eat whatever horrific space entree she has cooked up tonight and well...I guess he made it to a point where he is open to bargain...

It's worth a shot, right?

Lum heard this and smiled widely. She can't remember the last time her darling offered to let her come eat with him, usually she has to "persuade" him to do so, but he is suggesting this himself.

"You mean...you and me...alone...together...having dinner together like a real couple?...'Lum asked, actually sounding excited.

Ataru sighed at her excitement...

"I guess...'Ataru muttered.

The end result was Lum hugging him and kissing him on the cheek.

"Oh, darling~..."Lum let out happily as she continued to kiss her darling's cheek, keeping him in her arms so he couldn't get away like other times.

"L-Lum, I said cut it out!...'Ataru shouted as Lum kept giggling and cuddling him despite his protests.

Unknown to the two lovebirds, a pair of eyes had saw the entire thing from the window of the second floor of the school, which had a view of the entire thing...and their eyes turned angry as the pencil that was in their hand had snapped in two, due to gripping it tightly due to witnessing the rather...sickening event...

"Ataru!...'The person said in anger as they saw the rest of this rather shameless PDA on school grounds.

Later

After School

The rest of the day continued, they had a pop quiz in math, Mendou and Lum's fan club tried to attack Ataru again who managed to avoid their attacks until Lum zapped them again and before they knew it, the school day had ended and Ataru was waiting at the gate for Lum, who had to make a stop at the ladies room.

It gave Ataru some time to think.

"I can't believe I am taking her out to dinner...'Ataru muttered, though it wasn't as hateful as it would have been a few days ago.

He tried to remind himself that he was just making a deal with Lum to avoid having to deal with her weird cooking tonight and this was the only way she would accept. Then again, despite Mendou and The Storntroopers being more annoying than usual and Lum still being clingy, it hasn't really been that bad of a school day today.

He chalked it up due to still being in a good mood, which returned whenever his pervy mind thought back to his special evening with Lum. Ataru got his pervy grin and even some drool came out of his mouth as his memories of last night came to him in detail, of all of the things Lum did to and for him that lasted for hours and hours. Not to mention about what happened this morning not only in his room but in the shower where one of his personal fantasies came true.

'Heh...Lum may still be a pain but I think I am going to like this new side of our "relationship"..."Ataru thought as he let out a perverted giggle as he thought about his alien lover.

Who then floated in front of him, ready to go.

"I'm back darling...I hope I didn't keep you waiting too long...'Lum said upon landing and Ataru snapped out of his lusty memories/fantasy and tried to look normal and indifferent to her.

He might have given into her, but he still has to retain at least some control against her...

"Whatever...let's just go...'Ataru said as Lum smiled and took his arms and soon the two lovers left the school together, with plans on having dinner together this evening.

Both didn't notice that some eyes were still on them, glaring at them in anger, jealousy and longing.

Oh boy...

-To Be Continued

Next Time on A Night Only For Two

Dinner For Two

REPLIES to my loyal and totally awesome reviewers:

Pyeknu: How's this for the rest of Mendou and the Stormtroopers punishment. Shinobu is still jealous but don't worry, we will see more of her soon enough.

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