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A Night Only For Two: Alternate Ending
Chapter 5: Dinner For Two
Ten was experiencing something he really, really hates in any time, place, planet and circumstances.
He was feeling bored.
He hates feeling bored.
"This is so BO-RING!..."Ten whined, though there was no one here but himself here.
He glanced at the wall clock and saw that school just let out but neither Lum or the idiot has arrived yet, Ten knew that probably meant that the idiot was probably could flirting and Lum was keeping him in line...serves him right , but they aren't here and he can't have some fun taking some shots at him either.
"What do do?...'Ten whined as he looked out the window, only to see something to get his attention.
It's a really pretty, busty older woman who looked to be in her twenties, with long auburn hair, big brown eyes and she is an all out BABE...and now idiot in sight.
"Hello, babe!...'Ten said with little hearts in his eyes as he went outside, wanting to take advantage of having this all to himself and not deal with that idiot trying to hog her attention.
With Ataru
Ataru sent a shiver, not knowing why but he feels that someone somewhere was doing something he'd like, without him around to take part of it, strange as it sounds.
Lum noticed.
"Is something wrong, darling?..."Lum asked as she still clung to his arm.
"It's weird, I felt like there was a disturbance...it's probably nothing..."Ataru admitted and Lum still sent him a look.
They were about to go to a diner, until Ataru stopped.
'What's wrong now?...'Lum asked.
"We can't go in there...thanks to a certain someone who used her alien tech to make me come home "early" before I could even pay, they aren't too happy with me right now.." Ataru whispered to her as he dragged her someplace else before they noticed them.
Lum sent him a pout.
"It served you right for trying to sneak away from the dinner I worked so hard to make...datcha!..."Lum said with that pout and Ataru rolled his eyes at that.
"Whatever...let's just go someplace else...'Ataru said to her.
They walked for a few more blocks and made it to another diner, and were soon seated.
Ataru ordered several rounds of friend noodles, and Lum settled for a much more reasonable amount of two of them, during this time, Lum talked to him, still in a good mood.
"Isn't this nice..datcha~...."Lum said to her darling.
"Yeah, these fried noodles are the best...'Ataru said before he slurped down some more.
"No, I mean us..." Lum said as she began rubbing her foot against Ataru's, wanting to pay footsie with him right now.
Ataru got annoyed.
"Lum, we're in public..."Ataru whispered to her.
"Says the boy who groped half the girls in town...datcha..." Lum said and then giggled when she noticed that he is looking a little embarrassed.
"Maybe I should take it easy on him...he is finally starting to be loving towards me...I don't want to risk scaring him off...but..."Lum thought.
"Come on darling...no one can see our feet...datcha..."Lum whispered to him.
Ataru blinked and well, he noticed that the table cloth did sort of give them some cover and well...
"Oh whatever...'Ataru muttered as he tried to ignore Lum's sensations on his feet and continued to eat, but the way he is blushing right now encouraged Lum even more to continue her one sided game of intimacy with her darling.
"Oh darling, this is the best..."Lum sighed, feeling on cloud nine while Ataru tried to ignore her and stuff his face, but couldn't help but feel just the tiniest bit of some pleasure from this.
"What's going on with me? I mean, yeah, I liked having sex with her, but that's it...my life is screwed with or without it, so nothings really changed...'Ataru thought stubbornly as he continued to eat, until...
"Ataru!...'A female voice called, startling Ataru and making Lum annoyed.
They turned to see that it is Shinobu Miyaki, their classmate and Ataru's ex-girlfriend.
"S-Shinobu ..hey..."Ataru said nervously as he, on instinct, pulled his foot away from Lum's, who noticed and sent a nasty look at Shinobu.
"What brings you hear?...'He asked, hoping he sounded normal.
He doesn't and Shinobu noticed...
"I was here getting some take out...and you two?...'Shonobu asked.
"We are having dinner...in case you haven't noticed...datcha...'Lum said in a hostile tone.
Sure, ever since Mendou came along, Shinobu hasn't been as much as an issue but still, she knew her darling was still attracted to her and she didn't want to risk him getting into a relapse now that they took the all important step.
Shinobu sent her a glare, not liking her hostility. Ataru saw this and panicked.
"Oh no, Lum is getting jealous again..if she and Shinobu start fighting..."Ataru thought in a panick as he soon found himself experiencing a horrible day dream.
"DARLING AND I HAVE FINALLY CONSUMMATED OUR MARRIAGE!...'Lum announced to Shinobu, even, as a gag, she pulled out a flower that had no flower on it. Shinobu gasped in horror.
"WAIT, SHINOBU!...'Ataru called, only to be slapped silly and then be hit with every chair and table in the restaurant.
"YOU JERK! YOU SAID THAT YOU WOULD NEVER DO THAT WITH HER! I ACTUALLY STARTED TO BELIEVE YOU AND YOU DO THIS! YOU IDIOTIC PERVERT!..."Shinobu screamed as she kept beating Ataru with everything, while Lum kept announcing it at the top of her lungs to everyone in town.
Ataru snapped out of it, slapped himself which got the attention of both girls who wondered what was wrong with him now and he then turned to them, with a nervous look on his face.
"Uh...so...uh...how are things?..."Ataru asked nervously and he got an even weirder look from his ex girlfriend.
"Are you okay Ataru, you're acting pretty different?..."Shinobu asked and Ataru got pale.
Lum answered this time.
"Darling and I are actually having a nice time together...'Lum said and Shinobu sent him a look.
"Eh...it's just eating fried noodles...and they are really good...""Ataru said, feeling in the middle of a rock in the hard place.
He knows this might look like a date to Shinobu and while he has been at places alone with Lum, he made it obvious he'd rather be anywhere but there but if he risks provoking Lum's temper, she will squeal the events from last night and this time, he can't even say that nothing happened since it would be a lie and knowing her, she'd find a way to prove it.
He didn't want to risk that.
"So...what kind are you getting?...The noodles I mean?..."Ataru asked, hoping that by just talking about the food, neither girl would get into a jealous argument.
Shinobu was surprised that he didn't try to hit on her yet, but still chose to answer him.
"Shirmp, beef and chicken...for me, my father and my mother...'Shinobu answered.
'Cool..."Ataru said with a fake chuckle and Lum also noticed that this has been the longest time he's been around Shinobu without undressing her with his eyes or trying to cope a feel.
It made Lum smirk.
"Seems I had more of an effect on darling than I thought...wonderful...'Lum thought with a smile.
Soon enough, Shinobu left to get her order, though she still sent them looks, even as she walked out. Ataru breathed a sigh in relief, grateful that for once, the universe caught him a break and Lum didn't spill the beans.
"I guess that there is a Kami..."Ataru thought as he took a sip of water and then continued eating his dinner with Lum, all the while the alien girl continued to smile and play footsie with him as he ate.
Later
After Ataru ate about ten bowls of the noodles and Lum only ate three, the bill was paid and they were now out and saw that the sun was beginning to set and Lum is still in a good mood.
"Okay, had sex, somewhat decent breakfast, was late for school, got attacked by Lum's suitors, dealt with Lum still being clingy, had noodles for breakfast instead of Lum's cooking and barely managed to dodge a bullet with Shinobu...still a much easier time than usual..."Ataru thought as he kept walking.
"Darling, why don't we take a walk through the park...datcha...'Lum said as she started flying and pulling him with her.
"H-Hey!...'Ataru called as she kept pulling him.
"Geez, why does she even bother asking me if she is just going to go ahead and do it anyway?...'Ataru thought in annoyance, only to look at Lum, who is still smiling as she held onto him.
Ataru also noticed the way she looked in this lighting and smiled softly, before looking around and saw that the park was pretty much empty at this time of day and well...Lum has sort of been teasing him all day.
"Maybe...Why not?...'Ataru thought as he lowered his hand and decided to try and see if he can cope a feel...though before he could.
'MOROBOSHI! WE FINALLY FOUND YOU!..."Megane shouted as he, the Stormtroopers and Mendou were running towards them, withweapons again.
"Not them again, don't they ever take a break?...'Ataru complained before he tried dodging every one of their hits and attacks, only to get hit several times.
"DIE VILLAIN!...'Mendou shouted.
"YOU MUST PAY!..."Megane shouted.
"This is for Lum-san!..."Chibi screamed as he started kicking him.
"YOU..."Kakaguri start.
"MUST..."Perm continued.
"PAY!..."They all shouted.
"LEAVE DARLING ALONE!..."Lum shouted as she zapped them all, and darling unintentionally, which she didn't realize until it was too late.
"Oopsie...sorry darling..."Lum said in an apologetic way, since she didn't mean to zap him this time..
"F-Forget about it...'Ataru said in a groaning way.
'Just my luck, even when she doesn't mean to...'Ataru muttered before he got up, already shaking off the effects of her lightning, while the assaulter were still groaning in pain on the ground.
"Lum-san...please, we are doing this for you...to avenge your honor and make this fool pay for taking advantage of you..."Mendou said and Ataru got mad now.
He's making it sound like he forced Lum to sleep with him, when it was kind of the opposite...in a way.
However, before he could yell at them, Lum ended up slapping Mendou, which surprised everyone, since she usually just zaps whoever annoys her. He then noticed the outraged look on her face, as if Mendou really crossed a line.
"How dare you say such things? My darling might have many faults but don't ever say that again..."Lum said in a warning voice.
"But Lum...your innocent...your purity...he took advantage of you..."Megane said.
"Darling did not TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME! My darling may be a pervert but he would never do something as evil as that! And besides, all he would have to do is ask and I would be okay with it but he did not take advantage of me or anyone!...'Lum yelled at them.
"So, are you saying...you...you are still pure?...'Perm asked hopefully, only to get a slap too.
"I do believe that it is none of your business, what Darling and I do together...and in case you never listen to me, I want my body to belong to him and everything I do is my choice...'Lum said and the stormtroopers and Mendou got back up.
"Moroboshi! You have corrupted Lum!...'Megane shouted, only to be zapped again by a very annoyed Lum.
"I just say that Daring didn't hurt me...I have put up with your nonsense since you all meant well, but now, I am getting annoyed..."Lum said and Ataru looked surprise.d
"Lum?...'Ataru let out, not used to this side of her.
"But Lum...you...he...Moroboshi is a sick pervert and you are better off with someone better!..."Mendou said.
"By that you mean you...Shuutaro...I like you as a friend but right now, Darling and I want to take a nice walk in the park together and you are bothering us...and yes, I am with him by choice..."Lum said and she then walked up to Ataru and grabbed him by the face.
"W-What are you doing Lum?..."Ataru asked in a nervous tone.
"Something to show them that I am with you by choice...'Lum said and Mendou and the others looked nervous.
"L-Lum-san...you...you aren't serious?...'Mendou asked and his jaw dropped in horror when they saw Lum kiss Ataru on the lips and he and the Stormtroopers started screaming, yelling and even going into fedal positions at the sight of it.
"NO! NO! NO!...'Mendou shouted as he pounded his fist to the ground, got a glint of jealousy in his eyes and then pulled out his sword.
"I WON'T ACCEPT IT!....'Mendou shouted...only to see that Lum and Ataru are no longer there.
"WHERE DID THEY GO?!...."Megane shouted after he recovered from that "traumatic" image.
"After them! We can't let them escape!...'Mendou ordered and they all split up to go save Lum/destroy Ataru.
They didn't bother to look up to see that Lum went into the air while they were distracted by their grief and Ataru is in her arms right now, having recovered by the kiss.
"Man, they are stubborn...they are probably going to go home again to try and pick another fight...'Ataru complained.
This whole thing got old after the first attempt. Lum noticed his expression and smiled.
"I am sorry darling...I'll find a way to deal with them..."Lum said.
"Whatever...let's just go home before Jariten eats all of the good snacks...'Ataru muttered and Lum flew away with them.
Later
They soon arrived home and saw that it was empty, that Ten isn't around.
"Where is he?..."Ataru asked, keeping his frying pan ready just incase the little brat tries one of his sneak attacks.
"He's probably still out playing...don't worry...Ten might be little but he can handle himself..."Lum said as she pulled something out of her bikini top and placed it on the door.
"What's that?..."Ataru asked as the strange, small, metalic device that is now sticking to his door like a magnet.
"It's a mini transportation device...I programmed it so that if anyone besides you, me, your parents or Ten try to enter this house, they will be sent someplace else..."Lum said.
"Where? Never mind, I don't care...you really think that will keep Mendou and the rest of those losers away?...'Ataru asked.
"At least for tonight...datcha...'Lum said and Ataru blinked at the way she said that.
Only to see Lum slamming the door shut and the alien princess soon ran towards Ataru, pounced on him and pinned him to the ground.
"Lum! AH!...'Ataru shouted as Lum unintentionally happy zapped him again, before she started kissing him.
"MUAH!.."
"Oh, I have been waiting for this all day! I couldn't take it anymore! DATCHA!..."Lum shouted, before kissing and sticking her tongue back in his mouth.
"MUAH!..."
"OH! The taste, the feeling of you and me...Oh..."Lum said before lip locking once more.
"MUAH!..."
"Oh darling!...Touch me again! I need to feel you inside of me!..."Lum cried passionately before kissing him again with all of her might.
"MUAH..."MUAH! ...MUAH!...
"LUM! STOP!..." Ataru screamed at her once he pulled away from her lips, surprising Lum.
"What's wrong, darling?..."Lum asked in a clueless voice as she looked at her lover, who is sending her an annoyed frown like before.
Lum got worried...until he spoke up again...
"I...I need condoms and you need to wear your ribbons, remember..."Ataru muttered and Lum smiled happily as she pulled out both items from her bikini top.
"Why didn't you just day so, datcha?...'Lum said playfully to her love.
Outside
Mendou and The Lum Stormtroopers soon arrived to the Moroboshi residence, still refusing to accept Lum and Ataru being together and still jealous over the sight of Lum kissing Ataru and the implications of what they might be doing right now.
"MOROBOSHI!..."Mendou and the Stormtroopers all shouted as they opened the door and ran inside, determined to "protect" Lum, no matter the costs.
However, once they were inside, they saw that they were not inside the Moroboshi home, but some strange place outdoors...
"What? What is this? Where are we?..."Megane asked and the others looked around and soon saw a sigh that says "WELCOME TO ATAMI!"
"LUM-SAN! WHY?!..." The jealous, lovesick boys all shouted in rage and their voices echoed all throughout this town.
In a nearby hotel, a certain Mr. and Mrs. Moroboshi were enjoying a nice, private dinner for just the two of them, until they heard a noise.
"Did you hear something, dear?...'Mr. Moroboshi asked.
"No..."Mrs. Moroboshi said and they continued eating, wanting to enjoy the final night of their vacation before they have to return home tomorrow.
-To Be Continued
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