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A Night Only For Two: Alternate Ending
Chapter 6: Changes and Similarities
A Few Days Later
Something strange was happening, Ten knew it.
There is something different happening, he is sure of it...
Lum and the big idiot have been acting very differently lately and Ten got a funny feeling about them. For one thing, even after Ataru's parents came back from their trip, Lum bribed him with chocolate to make him sleep downstairs practically every night and over the weekend, neither he or the others saw much of Lum or her idiot husband. They both said they had something to do, Lum said she was doing some experiments in her UFO and the idiot...well, Ten didn't know where he went but things have been surprisingly quiet in Tomobiki during the weekend since no one has come to the house to complain about him...expect for Mendou and the Stormtroopers who always seemed to disappear as soon as they walked in the door.
Ataru's parents didn't know or care what was happening since at the very least, they didn't have to take out another mortgage to pay off any damages during the weekend, which Mr. Moroboshi prayed thanks each day since then.
It was so weird and boring and well...when Ten got bored, he wanted to take it out on Ataru, to provoke him into a fight so he could justify using him for target practice but lately, during the rare times he was seen during the weekend, he was either day dreaming, whistling a tune or being around Lum, whom he was surprisingly getting along with. He was even smiling a lot more now and barely seemed to mind his presence.
Ten didn't like it.
"That idiot...what's his deal? First he is mean to Lum and now, he disappears for most of the day and when he comes back, Lum doesn't zap him...I don't like this...'Ten muttered as he hovered around.
Since it was Sunday, there was suppose to be no school, Mrs. Moroboshi was out grocery shopping due to there being a sale at the super market and Mr. Moroboshi was out with his work buddies for some thing. Ten didn't know where Lum and Ataru were right now.
The little baby alien floated upstairs and was about to enter Ataru's bedroom, only to see that it is locked.
"Huh?..."Ten muttered as he tried to open it, but no luck.
He then heard some faint noises on the other side...laughter being some of it.
"What?..."Ten questioned as he, being a super nosy kid, pressed his ear against the door to hear better.
"Hehehehehehe....Oh, Darling!..."A faint, feminine voice was heard and it made Ten blink.
"Lum?..."Ten questioned and then heard more laughter.
Male laughter...
"HAHAHAHAHA...Oh...Oh Lum-chan!..."Ataru's voice could also be heard, laughing too.
"The idiot!...'Ten whispered in confusion and he heard strange noises in between the laughter and he heard moaning from Ataru.
He figured that maybe Lum hit him and he was in pain but that theory went away when he didn't hear Ataru yelling at her or the smell of human flesh being electrocuted which usually is in this house but has lessen over the last few days. He then heard lighter sounds and he is confused.
What is going on in there?
He kept eavesdropping on them, though he has no idea what's going on at the other end of the door.
"Oh...that feels so good..."Ataru's voice could be heard after a moan.
"What feels good?..." Ten thought in suspicion, only to get more confused after he heard Lum's giggling in response.
"Oh, darling...it looks even bigger each time I see it!..."Lum's voice could be heard on the other end, sounding happy about something.
Really, REALLY happy about something!
"You better believe that it's big, baby!..."Ataru's voice was heard, actually sounding proud of something.
"What's big? And since when does he call Lum "baby"?..."Ten thought in confusion and then the strange noises got louder.
"Oh, you like that...don't you, darling?..."Lum's voice could be heard.
"Oh!...Oh!...you have no idea..."Ataru's voice was heard, sounding like he is really happy about something.
Ten got annoyed. Something weird is happening and well, if that idiot is happy about something, it has to be bad. Ten started knocking on the door.
"Lum, is that you? Can I come in?..."Ten shouted as he knocked the door.
Suddenly the strange noises stopped and he then could faintly hear grumbling...from Lum?
"Darn it! He couldn't come back an hour later..."Was heard...before her voice changed to it's usually chipper tone.
"One moment, Ten-chan...'Lum called and wht sounded like two people picking things up were heard.
Just what is going on in there?
Five minutes later
Lum answered the door, looking normal.
"Yes, Ten-chan?..."Lum asked and Ten floated in and looked confused.
He saw nothing in the room and he saw Ataru just sitting in the middle of it, reading one of his manga's with a disinterested look on his face...maybe because it was upside down.
"Is there something that you needed Ten-chan?...'Lum asked her little cousin, who got suspicious.
"No but...I heard something strange in here...and the door was locked?..."Ten asked and to his surprise, Lum and Ataru didn't react.
"Strange?...how?...'Lum asked, keeping a cool poker face.
"Uh...I...uh...never mind..."Ten asked and he soon floated over to Ataru.
"You do realize that you have that upside down, right?...'Ten pointed out, hoping to annoy him so he can get some target practice.
To his surprise, Ataru didn't get mad or start yelling, if anything, he blinked and then looked at his manga.
"Oh...so it seems...whatever...'Ataru said as he turned the manga over to it's right angle.
Ten frowned, knowing that he is up to something.
"So...where were you all this morning?...'Ten asked, being nosy, hoping to either have him slip something that will get him in trouble with Lum or get him to insult him and get Lum mad at him.
To his surprise, Ataru didn't yell at him or punched him for being nosy, he just didn't take his eyes from his manga as he spoke to him.
"Around...'Was all he answered and that annoyed Ten.
"What have you been doing all day?...'Ten demanded and Ataru just kept that straight face.
"Oh, the usual..."Ataru shrugged and Ten got mad now.
"LIAR! AND LOOK AT ME WHEN I AM TALKING TO YOU!..."Ten shouted as he spat out some fire and burned the manga in his hand...along with some of Ataru's face.
"AHHH! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!...'Ataru yelled, his face covered in ash from the flames.
"TEN!....'Lum yelled and Ten blinked when he saw his older cousin looking mad at him.
"B-But Lum, he was ignoring me and you...you saw-...
"I saw that darling didn't do anything mean to warrant your attack on him, besides, he didn't ignore you...He spoke to you, so apologize..."Lum ordered and Ten's jaw dropped.
Lum has never minded whenever he used his fire powers on the idiot since he pretty much deserved it. Now, she is making him apologize to this idiot.
"Geez, what's the big idea trying to burn me anyway? I didn't do anything!..."Ataru yelled and Ten sent him a glare.
"THAT'S IT! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN DOING LATELY BUT-
"He has been with me all day, Ten...'Lum said and Ten looked surprised.
"What?..."Ten asked in confusion.
"He has been with me all that, I have been keeping a close eye on him and that is all you need to know...now apologize!...'Lum ordered.
"But I don't want to..."Ten whined and Lum got mad.
"Ten!..."Lum growled and before anyone knew it, Lum zapped him with a warning shock.
Sure, Ten might not be her usual victim but there has been times when he suffered from his cousin's electrical fury, like on Valentines day after he insulted Ataru, which worked Lum's last nerve on that day.
And his reaction is pretty much the same...
"AHHHH!...."Ten screamed before he stood there, dealing with the after shock.
Due to being the same species as Lum, he was more durable when dealing with electric shocks but it doesn't mean that it doesn't still hurt. Once it was done, the baby alien floated to a still smarting Ataru, with a dirty look in his eyes, despite the pain that he is in.
'Sorry..."Ten muttered,
Ataru silently smirked at this reversal of roles. For once, Ten is being forced to apologize to Ataru, he can't remember the last time that has happened.
"Whatever...'Ataru said, not accepting or rejecting it ,since he knew it would irritate the little brat. Usually he would drag out a situation like this but he wanted the brat out of here as soon as possible.
Ten glared at him, before turning to his cousin.
"Lum, now that this is over, can you go out and play with me?..."Ten asked to his cousin who shook her head.
"I'm sorry Ten, but I am going to go fuel up the UFO and darling is going to help me...'Lum said.
'Remind me again why I have to do that?...'Ataru asked in an annoyed sounding tone of voice.
"Because husbands help their wives out when they ask..."Lum said with her arms crossed.
Ataru just grumbled under his breath and Ten blinked.
Where was the yelling? Where was the insults? Where was the attempts to run away to go hit on other woman and where was the dosage of electrical retribution?
As the two had a verbal..argument?
Could it really be considered an argument if there is no yelling and insults? Anyway, Ten noticed a bag behind Ataru and he quickly looked inside and saw...rope and handcuffs?...and is that black leather?
"What's this?..."Ten asked only for Ataru to gasp and grab it and pull it away from him.
"Nothing for you!...'Ataru yelled and Ten glared.
"What is in that thing?..."Ten asked, only for Lum to grab it, look inside and maintain a straight look.
"Just something for me to use in case Darling tries to run away again...'Lum said and Ten blinked.
"Really?...'Ten asked as he thought about it.
Ataru has been less noisy lately, does this mean that Lum has been tying him up to a chair as punishment to keep him out of trouble? It seems a little mild compared to the types of things she has done to keep him from straying.
"Really...now, behave Ten...darling and I will be back later..oh, and I do believe that darling and I have to go to my UFO now..."Lum said as she took the bag and then grabbed Ataru and flew out, and Ataru just said nothing.
Ten blinked when he saw that they were gone and then blinked when he realized what just happened. He had Ataru, got to burn him, got scolded for it and now Lum and him left to go maintain her UFO together, leaving the little alien toddler alone again.
"WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!....'Ten shouted and his voice echoed throughout the now empty house.
In Space
Ataru and Lum were now inside her UFO and Ataru was sitting on the ground, grumbling.
"Noisy Jariten, why can't he keep his little nose out of our business?...'Ataru grumbled, unable to believe that their sex got interrupted because of him, and before they got to the good part.
"Ten is a baby and doesn't truly understand this, even if he thinks he does...'Lum said, before sending Ataru a sly smirk as he showed him the bag and Ataru gulped.
"L-Lum...I...I can explain...'Ataru said nervously, especially given how Lum is still smirking.
"A rope...handcuffs...and is this a leather bikini and boots? Darling, is there something you have been wanting to say to me?...'Lum said in a sort of teasing way.
Ataru was red in the face and turned away from her as he spoke. He just can't look at her as he says this.
'Well...we have been... sleeping together every day for five days straight and it's amazing...don't get me wrong..I mean really REALLY amazing but we only did...the usual style and well...I...I..." Ataru couldn't even finish right now.
Where was that perverted side of him that said and did whatever the heck he wanted without any shame or remorse? Did it go into hibernation now that he finally got a taste of sex?!
It can't be!
"You want to do some...experimenting yourself? Is that right, Darling?..."Lum asked and Ataru gulped.
"Well...I heard some place that...it's kind of hot if the girl or the guy are...using stuff like these and..I bought them and...if you were interested, maybe...maybe we could...try it out, to see if it's like...If you want to that is...'Ataru said as he finally turned around to face her...only for his jaw to drop when he saw that Lum was no longer wearing her tiger striped bikini and is now clad in the black leather boots and black leather bikini and the spiked choker, holding the rope in her hand, with an eager and mischievous look in her eyes.
Ataru actually fell backwards in shock and even crawled backwards until he hit the wall of the ship, with his alien bride taking steps closer to him, looking so hot in a scary sort of way.
More so than usual. He was getting pretty turned on right about now...
"OK, If you insist, Darling!...'Lum said with that mischievous look as even her fangs were baring in her grin as she held the rope tightly in her hand and soon descendant on her darlin "husband"..
One hour later
If anyone in space were to pass by the UFO right now, they would hear the faint screams and groans of a young man, as well as the screaming and ecstatic moaning of a young woman, no doubt engaging in very lewd activities, especially giving how dirty the female is talking...or screaming right now.
"OH, DARLING...YOU'RE SO $&$ #% HUGE!..." The female shouted, before moaning and screams of ecstasy were heard.
"OH! OH! OH! I $&$ #% LOVE THIS! I $&$ #% LOVE THIS! OH, THANK THE UNIVERSE FOR THIS! OH! OH!..." Was heard for a while, along with a lot of screaming from both ends.
"OH, DARLING! YOU'RE A $&$ #% GOD! AND YOU ARE MINE! ALL MINE! MINE! YOU ARE $&$ #% MIINNNEEEE!..." Was yelled several minutes after that, along with more enthusiastic sounds.
Soon more words were said, words that would need to be censored if anyone under 18 ever heard them and even then some...
"OH, DARLING!....$&$ #%!...OH, DARLING!... $&$ #%!..OH, DARLING!... $&$ #%!... OH, DARLING!...$&$ #%!....$&$ #%!....$&$ #%!..."Was shouted over and over again, along with many more words, very, very dirty words were used during this sentence, along with screams of pleasure.
'OH, DARLING, I $&$ #% LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU!...SAY MY NAME! SAY THE NAME OF YOUR LOVING WIFE! ....I SAID $&$ #% SAY IT!..." Was shouted.
After a few moments, there was a silence before another voice was heard in the midst of all of this...
"I...I...I...OH, LUUUUUMMMMM-CCCCHHHHHAAAANNNNNN!..." A young males scream echoed for a while, before a brief silence fell.
-To Be Continued
Next Time on A Night Only For Two
What's Wrong with Ataru Moroboshi?!
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