Next fight, Cell vs Dabura. As the two participants take their fighting stances across from each other, Cell is contemplating: 'Okay, I have to conceal my true power for the time being by making everybody believe that I am still at the same level I was at the beginning of Cell Games. Now, let's see, how am I going to do that in a plausible way...'

Uub has shoved his hands in his pockets, pretending to be indifferent, but he's actually jacking off, his eyes darting from one Pan to the other.

Meanwhile, Dabura powers up with a battle cry, his demonic aura surrounding him. Cell clears his throat and declares, in a voice kinda louder than normally, to make sure the people in U16 and U18 balconies will hear: 'Wow, your power is quite impressive. It is almost equal to my power, which is exactly the same I had at the beginning of Cell Games, where Gohan NEVER TRANSFORMED INTO SUPER SAIYAN 2 (glances at Universe 18 balcony), a form whose existence I am NOT AWARE OF IN THE SLIGHTEST (glances at Universe 16 balcony), because it's not like I was ever outmatched by Gohan and had to resort to some asspulled last moment trick such as selfdestruction or something.'

A moment of awkward silence. Despite how ridiculous the above was, everyone in U18 and U16 balconies, even the smartest ones, such as the Gohans, seems to have bought it.

'So his failed suicide attempt did not happen in his timeline,' one of the Piccolos say.

'He probably killed us all there before I could get mad,' U16 Gohan mumbles.

'Even so, I don't think he hasn't improved at all in 27 years. He has to be hiding some power,' Vegetto comments.

And, turning to his daughter, he adds: 'Right, Bra?'

The girl seems worried too, but for an entirely different reason: 'Did you notice Uub? Why is he jacking off to the Pans?' (Vegetto and U16 Bra are the only ones aware of what Uub is doing.)

'Don't tell me you're freaked out because he's a pedo,' Vegetto laughs.

'No, I'm just annoyed that he's paying attention to them when I'm here,' Bra explains.

'Why do you care? Do you even like him?' Vegetto raises an eyebrow. 'For starters, I thought you were a raging lesbian. Hell you could even star in the next chapter of ChocolateCookieCream's fanfic about Anna Aredelle having a penis...'

Meanwhile, in Hector's parents' basement...

As I type the above, ChocolateCookieCream appears out of nowhere and grabs my neck. 'You listen,' he roars. 'I have had enough. Stop pestering me with PMs and reviews. I will update my 'Anna Adventures' fanfic whenever I want and have Anna screw whomever I want. Stop being obsessed with my fanfic and get a life.'

'Okay, okay,' I say in a raspy voice while being strangled.

Sorry for the interruption. Where were we? Oh, yeah...

'I never said I like him, dad,' U16 Bra sighs. 'But I want him to like me.'

'Why?'

'For the same reason Lori Loud wants Clyde to like her...'

At that point, Cell places his hands on his temples, about to stun his opponent with a solar flare.

A blinding, white flash covers the arena. 'AARGH, MY EYES...' several people say.

'Huh?' Cell is confused. 'But I didn't speak the words 'solar flare' yet. When did that white light come from?'

With a huge stain on his pants, Uub has blushed in embarrassment.

'Hehe, seems it had been a while since I last cummed,' he admits in his head.

The next moment, everyone in the stadium realizes in horror that they're covered in cum! Except U16 Bra and Vegetto, who had anticipated this and raised a barrier around themselves just in time.

'Should we tell them where that came from?' Bra giggles amid the crowd's cries of horror.

'Nah. What they don't know won't kill them,' Vegetto chuckles.