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Chapter 4: Plane-wrecked

(Dipper and Pacifica fly in Stan's plane across the ocean. The Spanish colony comes into view. Pacifica films herself on her camera.)

Pacifica: (smiling with excitement) We're on the trail of the lost treasure of El Dorado, and it brought us here, to this tiny island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

Dipper: Let's get a closer look... and hope we're the first ones here.

Pacifica: Will we discover the ruins of a forgotten colony and a fortune in Spanish gold? Or does the island have darker secrets in store for us? (puts the camera down) That should keep 'em from changing the channel.

(Suddenly, there was the sound of something soaring through the air right towards them and an explosion occurred right next to them.)

Pacifica: (startled) Whoa! What the hell was that?!

Dipper: An anti-aircraft fire?

(Another explosion happens near them.)

Dipper: (frustrated) This is so not cool!

(The left engine is hit and catches fire. Pacifica opens her camera and films it.)

Pacifica: Oh crap! We're on fire! (turns to Dipper)

Dipper: Enough with the damn camera! We gotta bail out!

Pacifica: (panicking) Bail out!? Does this thing even have parachutes?!

Dipper: Now would be a good time to look!

(Pacifica goes to the back and finds a couple of chutes. She picks one up.)

Pacifica: I hope these things work!

Dipper: Well, we'll find out in a second.

Pacifica: Have you ever done this before?

Dipper: Of course… You just jump, count to five, and pull the cord. Now go!

Pacifica: (opens the door and sees the jungle on the island below) Are you coming?!

Dipper: Kinda busy right now! Get going!

(Pacifica puts on her chute and stumbles to the door.)

Pacifica: (agitated) Se-see you on the gr-ground?

Dipper: Right behind ya!

Pacifica: Yeah... I'll be okay. (jumps out the plane) Aaaaahhhhh!

(She falls some distance before opening her chute and starts falling slower. Dipper continues trying to fly the plane until it gets hit again.)

Dipper: Ow! What am I doing!?

(He gets up and struggles to walk to the back. He picks up the other chute and puts it on.)

Dipper: (nervous) Okay… you just jump... count to five… and you pull the cord. How hard could that be?

(He stands in the open doorway and looks down.)

Dipper: Oh crap!

(He hesitates for a moment before jumping out and starts to fall.)

Dipper: Aaaaghh! Onetwothreefourfive!

(He pulls the cord and opens the chute. He descends slower but still pretty fast. He spots a hole in his parachute.)

Dipper: Ah! Crap crap crap crap crap crap crap!

(He falls some more before blacking out. When he comes to, he finds himself staring at the statue of an angel wielding a sword. His parachute is caught in a tree next to it.)

Dipper: (startled) Aaahhh! Ah, shit.

(He unstraps himself and drops down. He finds himself in a clearing with the statue in the center. He finds his hat on the ground as it fell off when he landed. He picks it up and puts it back on. He then realizes he doesn't have the old map of the island.)

Dipper: (upset) Ah, hell. Okay, let's see… Stuck on an uncharted island. Strangers trying to kill me. Left my map on a burning plane. Pacifica's missing, most likely dead or captured. That's great. Great start Dipper.

(He looks up and sees smoke above the trees some distance away. He decides to first get to the wrecked plane and recover the map.)

(He runs across the clearing and out a gate. He makes his way to a riverbank with a small waterfall. He climbs up next to the waterfall and crosses the river on a log. He climbs up a small cliff and goes through a pathway. He then reaches a cliffside overlooking a large clearing with stone pillars. A few men with guns have set up a camp in the clearing. Dipper pulls out his handgun.)

Dipper: Here they come!

(He opens fire on the pirates from the cliff. They shoot back but he takes them all down by shooting an explosive barrel. He climbs down the cliff and picks up extra ammo, an assault rifle and some grenades. He climbs up one of the pillars and jumps to another cliff on the other side of the clearing.)

(He them opens another small gate and runs down another path to smaller clearing. He finds another small group of pirates.)

Pirate #1: It's Drake! Shoot him!

Pirate #2: Right between the eyes!

(Dipper takes cover and shoots back. He clears out the area of enemies and keeps moving.)

Dipper: So, they know who I am. But who are they?

(He comes across an opening in a cliff and sees some kind of crucifix made of metal blades hanging from it.)

Dipper: Cheery.

(He goes through and comes to a ravine in between two large waterfalls. Several large rocks stick out of the water. He makes his way across by jumping on them. He jumps on a rock hanging on the edge of the waterfall going down and it starts to crumble but he jumps to the next one in time.)

(He starts to climb up the rocks to the cliff beside the waterfall. A truck pulls up in the cliff and two pirates get out to shoot at him. He sees a barrel in the back of the truck and shoots it, blowing up the pirates and sending the truck down. It gets stuck between two rocks creating a bridge.)

Dipper: Bingo. (walking on the truck) Excuse me. Pardon me.

(He continues to climb up the rocks and further up the cliffs. Soon he reaches a another cliffside that overlooks another large clearing. He sees another group of pirates near a tall tree. Stuck in the tree was the front half of the plane. The pirates had thrown a rope up at it to climb up in it.)

Dipper: Oh, man.

(Just like before, he gets in a shootout with the pirates and takes them all down. He looks up at the plane.)

Dipper: Doesn't look good.

(He climbs up the rope and into the wreckage. He carefully walks through the unstable plane and finds the map up at the front.)

Dipper: (smiles) Sweet.

(He then looks out the broken side window and sees the top of an old stone tower in the near distance past the trees. Stuck on the top of the tower was a parachute.)

Dipper: (concerned) Oh no, Pacifica.

(He climbs down the rope and runs out of the clearing. He gets on a pathway in between the trees and cliff overlooking the ocean. A pirate suddenly appears before him between two trees.)

Pirate: Got you!

(The pirate trips on a wire and a set of sharp carved wood swings around the tree and impales the pirate.)

Dipper: Whoa! Better watch where I'm going.

(He gets further up the trail and catches view of the tower. It's part of a massive stone fortress on the edge of the island. He saw it on the map. He looks up at the chute on the tower.)

Dipper: Hang on, Pacifica.

(He walks along the path and gets to another clearing. More pirates patrol the area and he sees more traps set up there. The pirates see him and attack but he gains the upper hand by setting off the traps on some of them. When the area was clear, he pressed on and avoided any traps that were not yet set off.)

(He went up a hill and approached the large wall on the side of the fortress. There was no door so the only way in was to climb up the ledges on the wall.)

Dipper: (annoyed) You have to be kidding me.