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A Night Only For Two: Alternate Ending

Chapter 7: What's Wrong with Ataru Moroboshi?!

The Next Day

The students of Tomobiki high school were surprised to see Ataru walking a little funny on his way to class, all the while Lum still clung to his arm, practically glowing with how she is smiling right now. If it were any other person in the world, they wouldn't think much about it, but this is Ataru Moroboshi, the human cockroach with the regenerating abilities of a lizard's tail!

His recovering abilities were something of a legend, so for him to walk in such a funny way , well...it's weird...

Even weirder, is the big grin on his face as he kept walking so strangely, even as he took his seat and Lum sat next to him, still being close to him and like last week, he didn't seem to mind all that much.

Once again, it's just plain weird...

"Has anyone notice how Ataru and Lum are acting lately?..."Ryuunosuke Fujinami, or Ryuu-chan for short, said upon noticing them, whispering to her friend Shinobu, who tried to focus on her notebook.

'Who cares?...'Shinobu muttered and Ryuu-chan blinked at her sudden tone.

The girl-dressed-like-a-boy continued though...

"I am serious, Shinobu, just last week, Ataru would yell at Lum to take a hike and then try to cope a feel to one of us and Lum would fry his bacon for it, but now lately...he's not even trying to make a pass at us, even when Lum is clinging to him more than usual, he doesn't even seem to mind..not to mention, he's smiling a lot more, despite not groping anyone here...It's kind of weird...'Ryuu-chan stated, only to blink when she heard a snapping sound.

She then turned and noticed that Shinobu accidentally snapped her text book in half and finally saw the expression on her face.

'Are you alright? Shinobu-chan?...'Ryuu-chan asked and Shinobu looked away.

"I am fine! Never better ,why should I care what that idiot and that space hussy do together?...'Shinobu muttered and Ryuu-chan blinked in surprise by Shinobu's sudden shift in attitude..

She knew that Ataru was Shinobu's ex-boyfriend...something she was confused about, since she didn't understand why she ever bothered dating a lech like him...but lately she got used to see Lum be all over Ataru that she didn't even care anymore.

So why is she like this at the mention of him?

'Shinobu...are you alright?...'Rhyy-chan asked and Shinobu blinked.

"I am fine...why do you ask?...'Shinobus said, playing dumb.

Before Ryuu-chan could say anything, Onsen Mark arrived and told everyone to get to their seats. he did attendence and according to him both Mendou and the Lum Stormtroopers are absent today...

"Weird? I wonder what happened to them?...'Ryuu-chan asked, finding it strange of the sudden absense from boys who practically dedicate their lives to being around Lum as much as possible.

Just where are they, anyway?

Meanwhile

Far Away

Mendou and the Lum Storm trooper were on a desert island in the middle of the pacific ocean. Last night they once again tried to break into the Moroboshi home to hunt Ataru down for corrupting Lum, but each time...no matter where or when they tried to enter the house, they would be transported to some random, bizarre location and after struggling to return home, they would go back to their vengence.

Hey, no one said these guys were really any smarter than Ataru, even if they like to think that they are but in truth, when Lum was involved in their questionable way of thinking, they can have even less sense that the most luckless lout of all of Japan.

Hence, how they ended up on this deserted island, and since Mendou's cell phone couldn't get a signal, they had been stuck here all night.

"WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING?! I AM SUING THE CELLULAR PHONE COMPANY FOR THIS TERRIBLE SIGNAL! HOW DO THEY EXPECT PEOPLE TO CALL FOR HELP AT TIMES LIKE THIS WITHOUT IT?!..'Mendou screamed as he through a tantrum, while Megane was busy making a sand sculpture of Lum, as he was shedding tears.

"Do not worry, Lum-san...I swear that somehow, I will get off of this island and see you once again and then I will save you for that lech...'Megane cried as he tried to kiss the sand Lum, only for the face to crumble and break before Megane could even touch it's lips and Megane got even worse with his wailing.

"LUM-SAN! WHY?!...'Megane cried as Chibi and Kawaguri were busy trying to get some coconuts to eat and Perm, the least obsessed member of the club (and that's only by a small margin), just sighed as he used this time to make a signal fire in hopes of some ship finding it and rescuing them, having more common sense to focus on his own survival and attempts to get home for more than just to see Lum (it's not that she is not an important part, mind you) but he does sort of miss his family and his room, not to mention he is missing from real food right about now.

"I wonder how the others are doing right about now...'Perm asked outloud as he made the fire and resolved to wait until Kami-sama chooses to grant mercy on them and sends someone to find them.

Back at Tomobiki High

Ataru Moroboshi was sore, tired but had a grin on his face. Last night had probably been the kinkiest he has ever been with Lum. She was super turned on by the whole idea of tying him up and doing whatever the heck she wanted with him, which she did...for hours...and hours...and hours...that they didn't return back to Earth until both his parents and Ten were asleep and Ataru literally couldn't walk anymore, making Lum "carry him over the threshold" as she put it, as she giggled before agreeing to let him go to sleep, since even she knew that they needed to get their rest for school tomorrow.

Heck, during the weekend, due to no school or obligations, Lum took advantage of it by the fullest by doing all sorts of things to him and honestly, if it wasn't for his unbelievable durability and regeneration abilities, Lum probably would have drained him of all of his body fluids by now, with last night being the cherry on top.

She was really turned on last night. Apparently, him agreeing to do "whatever she said" during it all was her weakness...or her strength, depending on how you look at it. He still couldn't believe it. Once you got passed her cuteness and manners, she was just a big of a pervert as he is, maybe even bigger given that she did things that even made him blush a new shade of red whenever she suggested it, and he knew that if anyone, especially their parents caught them doing that, they'd force him down the aisle with her by gun point to "make an honest woman out of her", even though it was all her idea and he just went along with it.

Maybe that was it...maybe, part of the reason she was so obsessed with him was because of his sex drive and his durability, since he doubted that a less durable man would be able to even pull off all he did with Lum in that time frame...especially given how...wild Lum can be that even he was stunned by a lot of the things she said and did during the entire thing.

Though, he'd be lying if he didn't say that he didn't enjoy it.

Oh, he REALLY enjoyed last night and every night before then since he finally decided to surrender to Lum and oh, boy!...

It was intense...even more that his kinkiest fantasy he had after reading about that in his porn or in erotic stories. Lum just...just...Oh...

"Heh...if she ever DOES succeed in dragging me down the aisle with her and trapping me in marriage...well, at the very least I got one super sweet perk out of the whole deal..."Ataru thought, aware of how what he just thought was against the very things he felt since he met Lum but right now, he didn't care.

He's just enjoying the...well..the afterglow after the entire thing was over. The sex was the best, no doubt about it but to be honest, he sort of enjoyed the peaceful, content feeling he felt after it was all over and he felt nothing in the universe could knock him down.

He liked that feeling almost as much as he liked doing the deed.

He actually felt...good and he knows he owes it all to her. That annoyed him, but not enough that he would actually complain about it...since really, it wasn't all that annoying in hindsight.

"Darling...let's sit together at lunch again, today...'Lum playfully whispered in his ear, before blowing into it, making Ataru violently shiver, which didn't go unnoticed.

"Moroboshi! QUIT SQUIRMING AND DISRUPTING THE CLASS!...'Onsen Mark yelled at him and Ataru snapped out of it and blinked.

How was his shaking in his seat disrupting the class? Ataru said nothing as he glared at Lum, who just sent him a cutesy giggle, looking innocent. It was obvious that she was teasing him.

He wanted to be annoyed...but smiled back at her for a brief moment, before snapping out of it and going back to pretending to pay attention in class.

Ryuu-chan blinked at what happened.

"That's what I am talking about...just what is going on between them now?...'Ryuu-chan asked, only for Shinobu to start gripping her pen.

"I don't know...and I don't...care!...'Shinobu said a little forcefully...as the pen in her hand snapped and the ink fell all over her fist, surprising Ryuu and the others who saw it.

Shinobu excused herself to go to the girls bathroom to clean herself up, but she sent one last glance at her ex boyfriend Ataru, who still had that weird smile on his face, which he sent to Lum every once in a while when he thought she and no one were looking.

It bothered Shinobu since...she has never seen Ataru smile at a girl that way before...at least...besides, her...

But that was different, she was Ataru's first girlfriend and it made sense that what they had was special at the time, even if she decided that he was no longer worth her time and chose to pursue Mendou, leaving him to deal with the mess he made with Lum all by himself since she just got tired of waiting around for such a loser...

Though, she is curious about what is going on now?

"Ataru, what is going on with you? Why are you acting like you almost...like her?...'Shinobu thought before leaving to the ladies room to go clean up, her mind still on Ataru's weird behavior, her feeling weird about it and several items, such as the soap dispenser and the hand dryer getting somewhat dented as she thought about those things in the process...

-To Be Continued

Next Time on A Night Only For Two

Lum's Paradise

A/N: Alright, two chapters in one day, datcha! :)

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