In the next match, U16 Pan will face Bojack. Her father contemplates: 'Let's see. 27 years ago, when I was a child, my father sent me to fight a demonic creature, in a fight I could have easily been killed. I got daddy issues because of that. I swore to never become like him. So, now that my daughter is in the same position, what is the right thing to do?'

The next moment, he crouches, smiles, holds her by the shoulders and says to her: 'Go ahead, Pan.'

'Okay, dad,' the girl beams and flies to the arena.

'What are you doing?' U16 Gohan hears an angry voice behind him. 'You're a bastard, a poor excuse for a parent.'

It's his father, Goku, albeit from a different universe.

'Isn't that the same thing you did to me?' U16 Gohan sighs.

'No, not at all,' U18 Goku protests, negatively shaking his head and arm, index finger raised. 'There is a huge difference.'

'What difference?'

'You didn't tell her to be careful! I may have sent you to fight Cell, I may have given him a senzu bean before the fight, I may have neglected to inform you about how you could transform into Super Saiyan 2 if you got angry, but I told you to be careful!'

'Hey, dad,' U16 Bra asks her father in the meantime. 'Wasn't everybody covered in cum at the end of the previous chapter?'

'Reset button technique, sweetheart,' Vegetto casually answers. 'Google it on TV Tropes. Do you remember how many times Bikini Bottom was totally destroyed?'

CRACK!

That was the sound of U16 Pan's neck snapping.

'Pan died. Bojack won,' the announcer declares in a bored tone of voice.

'See? That wouldn't have happened if you had told her to be careful,' U18 Goku stresses to U16 Gohan, as his daughter's corpse ends up in front of him, hurled by Bojack, the condoms she had been hiding in her bra scattered here and there.

All U16 members gather round and sob as Gohan places her in a makeshift coffin.

In the announcer's room, a Varga enters. The Varga announcer turns to him. 'Zup?'

'It's AWESOME. BEST DAY EVER!' the other Varga squeals in delight, waving the piece of paper he's holding.

The announcer takes the piece of paper, reads it and widens his eyes. He roars in excitement. The two Vargas start dancing together, hugging and crying of joy.

'Ladies and gentlemen,' the announcer's ecstatic voice breaks the grim silence caused by U16 Pan's death. 'We just got great news. BEST NEWS EVER. Starting from the next time, the chapters of this fanfic will have titles!'

A moment of silence till the felicitous announcement has sunk in. The very next moment, EVERY single person in the stadium, good guys and villains, stupid and smart, strong and weak, mortals and gods, start screaming in uncontrollable joy.

U16 Gohan grabs his daughter's corpse and flings it away.

Then U16 Goten uses the same corpse as a trampoline, bouncing on her stomach and making her vomit unidentified liquids even though she's dead.

People in the stands rip seats off and hurl them.

In U18 balcony, Goten and Trunks play rock music with electric guitars Zeno knows where they found, while their U16 counterparts are playing toss and catch using Pan's corpse as a makeshift ball.

In U13 balcony, the four evil Saiyans have fallen on their knees and chant to God like muslims.

U12 Sixteen has a short circuit because of excessive joy while Trunks is too busy doing some marijuana to help his robotic friend.

Even U11 Dabura has momentarily forgotten about his heavy, unhealed wounds and dances around like a fairy, like his U18 counterpart when he got brainwashed in heaven.

'Free candies for everyone,' U4 Buu cries, unable to recall having ever been so happy before, and begins materializing candies and giving them away.

In U18 blacony, Goku and Vegeta are sharing a passionate, french kiss while, in U14 one, Eighteen has ripped off her shirt and showing off her bare boobs to the ecstatic crowd.

I know you're as happy as DBM characters, guys, to hear that, starting from the next time, my chapters will have titles! Go outside and celebrate!