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Chapter 5: The Fortress
(Dipper takes a deep breath and begins to scale the outer walls of the fort.)
Dipper: Eyes ahead, don't look down... Oh, God...
(He climbs on ledges and swings on vines hanging from the wall to get further up. He reaches an open window and climbs through.)
Dipper: (relieved) Ah, thank you God…
(He walks around between rooms on the floor he entered only to find all the caged doors closed and locked. The only way out was another open window. He steps through and gets back on the wall.)
Dipper: (disappointed) Oh, you can't be serious. Wasn't I just out here?
(He continues to scale around the wall and around a corner. He climbs up some more and spots a window with metal bars.)
Dipper: Ah, gonna have to bust through that window.
(He gets up and grabs a vine in front of the window.)
Dipper: All right, it'll hold me…
(He swings and breaks through. He runs through the rooms and finds an open door. He goes through a courtyard with pillars past the door. He walks up some stairs and along the top of the wall until he gets to large archway. Past it is another courtyard with some more pirates camping in it. They spot him.)
Pirate: There he is!
Dipper: Oh, for the love of God…
(Dipper takes cover as they shoot at him. He returns fire with his assault rifle. He soon defeats all the pirates in the area and goes into an opening in the courtyard's wall. He finds a set of stairs and heads up. On the upper level, he sees the ruined tower with Pacifica's parachute. He runs up to it and finds the chute empty.)
Dipper: No sign of her... that's either very good, or very bad.
(He gets up to a window in the small tower and finds a zipline. He slides down using his pistol to hold him. He lands through the open ceiling of a small room overlooking the courtyard he was just in. In the room was a table with a radio and microphone. Across the courtyard, he saw a gate to another part of the fortress. Above the gate was a window where he could see Pacifica holding her camera.)
Dipper: Pacifica. What the hell's she doing?
(Pacifica moved away from the window and out of sight. He looked down at the closed gate where a guard was behind it. The guard held up a handheld radio and spoke through it to the radio in the room.)
Guard: Hello?
Dipper: Uhhh, (sounding official in the microphone) Open the door.
Guard: Who is this? Speak now!
Dipper: (whispering) Ah, crap. (through the microphone) Dammit! Open the door, now!
(The guard ran back into the entrance and the gate lifted up.)
Dipper: (laughs) It worked.
(The guard came out with a few others behind him.)
Guard #1: There he is! Up there!
Guard #2: Get him!
Dipper: Oh boy…
(Dipper exited the room and shot down at the guards from the wall. When it was clear, he dropped down and went through the gate. Inside, was an large, deep passage where a mounted machine gun turret was up on a ledge at the end of the passage. Dipper took cover along the wall and got closer. He threw a grenade up at the gun, destroying it. He climbed up the ledge and went into the next room which was a huge interior with tall pillars and water on the floor.)
Dipper: This place could use a good plumber.
(He drops down into the room and suddenly more pirates come out from behind the pillars.)
Dipper: Son of a bitch! Where'd they all come come from?
(After another shootout, Dipper again emerged victorious. He took some more ammo from the pirates and climbed up a pillar to a higher platform. He opened the door on the platform and went through. He found a flight of stairs and went up.)