U9 Krillin has just beaten the cum out of U8 Sauza and is returning to his universes balcony when U18 Goku approaches him, accompanied by his universes son.

'Wow, Krillin!' Goku exclaims. 'That was amazing. I didn't know you were so strong. In fact, I didn't even know you had registered in the tournament.'

Krillin gets an expression of annoyance to see Saiyans; he hates those demons. 'I don't know you, scum,' he snorts.

'And, boy, you've gotten old,' Goku continues, noticing his (one sided) pal's beard and ignoring his reply.

'Listen, you poor excuse for a life form,' Krillin raises his voices volume. 'I neither know nor want to know what happened in your universe but, in mine, bastards like you are...'

'AHAHAHAHA, you're so funny as always,' Goku interrupts him and gives him a noogie to the dwarf's annoyance.

'Umm, dad,' U18 Gohan tries to explain. 'This is not the Krillin from our universe. He doesn't know you.'

'Don't speak nonsense, son,' Goku, who doesn't really comprehend how multiverse works, says. 'Of course he knows me. We've gone through so much together.'

Then he turns to Krillin and continues: 'Such as that time we trained with Master Roshi. Huh? Remember, Krillin?'

Gohan facepalms.

'Nope,' the human fighter replies, his anger fading in a sigh of defeat.

'Then you definitely remember that time we went for dragon ball hunting with Bulma,' Goku tries again.

Gohan falls on all fours and starts slamming his head against the floor in desperation.


U16 members are having lunch at their table.

'So, who do you think will win this tournament?' Piccolo asks Vegetto.

'Me, of course,' the fused fighters answers with his mouth full of food.

'Why are you so sure, dad?' Gohan asks.

'Because, duh, in fights, especially in Dragon Ball, the winner is almost always the one who deserves to win. Exactly the opposite of what happens in soccer,' Vegetto answers.

'Really?' Bra raises an eyebrow.

'Sure,' Vegetto continues casually. 'If soccer was like that, World Cup 54 would have been won by Puskases Hungary, WC 74 and WC 78 by Cruyff's Holland, WC 82 by Zico's Brasil, WC 90 by Gascoine's England and WC 14 by Messi's Argentina.'

'I didn't know Messi was alive in 1914,' Goten comments and everybody faints in a Japanese gag manner.


'And what about the time Roshi took us to a brothel and I thought that prostitutes were something to eat?' Goku keeps questioning the almost sleepy Krillin. 'And I ate the one you had just had the thing you called 'sex' with?'

'Okay, that was a little too much more info than I needed to know,' Gohan says in his head.


'What about Broly?' U16 Piccolo asks. 'He seems the most dangerous of all.'

'Don't be paranoid, Piccolo,' Vegetto answers, his daughter stopping him just in time from unconsciously grabbing and eating one of the Varga waiters. 'How much can Salagir have haxed Broly? Just because he's a Broly fantard and secretly has Broly's posters all over his room and jacks off to them every night before going to sleep and demands that his wife wears a Broly mask when they have sex and he wanted his birthday cake to be Broly shaped and he started the 'Broly's cum is the best cum in the world, oh the things I'd do to taste it again' blog, all the above doesn't mean he's gonna hax Broly to the extent of making him equal to me!'

The next moment, the announcer declares the next match: U16 Vegetto vs U20 Broly.