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A Night Only For Two: Alternate Ending
Chapter 9: Passion, Jealousy And Arguments
School has eventually let out and Lum and Ataru soon walked out, with Lum's arm around his and once again Ataru didn't push her off.
"So, Darling...any plans for this afternoon?..." Lum asked to her darling, who just shrugged.
"Eh...I was thinking of maybe getting a bite and then...well, I don't know...'Ataru said the last part quickly...due to honestly not knowing what else to do.
For such a long time, he spent his time off...and sometimes during school...to go girl hunting but lately, he was too distracted having actual sex with an actual willing girl to actually think about going to do it...and well...
He's not sure if he is even in the mood to do it or not...
Lum just smiled him and cuddled closer to him, enjoying the contact very much...
"I could go for a bite myself...let's go...'Lum said to her love, who just one week ago, would have told her to buzz off.
But now, he said this.
"Sure..."Ataru said and Lum smiled widely and the two were soon off.
Later
Ataru and Lum had just arrived to a quaint little restaurant that was having a special on Beef Bowl, which Ataru was already inhailing, while Lum poured an entire bottle of Tobasco on hers, before eating herself.
"Mmmm..."Lum let out before taking a bite herself, before sending a glance at her love, who was busy stuffing his face.
"You really need to learn to pace yourself as you eat, darling...you don't want to choke..."Lum said.
Just when Ataru coughed, started hitting his chest and then grabbed his water, no doubt nearly choking due to all the food he was shoveling down his mouth.
"I told you so..."Lum said and Ataru rolled his eyes and continued eating, like nothing happened.
Lum sighed and then glanced at television, which was showing a scene from some soap opera and she saw the two leads sharing a kiss on the screen. Lum's mood soon changed and turned to Ataru.
"Oh, darling..."Lum called.
"Mwhat?..."Ataru said, his mouth fool of food, only for Lum to grab his face and start puckering her lips at him.
Ataru's eyes widened and he inadvertibly gulped down what food remained in his mouth.
"Lum...we're in public..."Ataru whispered as he looked around.
"So...we're the only one's here...'Lum said as she didn;t move and continued puckering her lips.
Ataru's eyes darted around. They were sitting in a corner seat away from the window since Ataru wanted a closer view of the television. He also noticed that it seemed to be a slow day in this place, they were the only one's here and the chef was busy cleaning up his station to notice them.
If they kissed now, he doubted anyone would notice.
In the past, Ataru would have just tried to zip out and avoid Lum's kisses but honestly, he wasn't really in the mood to start running and risk getting zapped and he has sort of been getting used to Lum's kisses...but to do it like this?
"Eh, why not? If I'm fast...no one will notice..."Ataru thought as he sighed as he decided to just go with it.
The sooner he pleases Lum, the sooner he can go back to his beef bowl. Ataru puckered his lips and leaned in...only to stop for a moment, feeling some strange nervousness.
"What's going on with me? I did all sorts of lewd things with her? Why am I still nervous about kissing her in public?...'Ataru thought, as he took another breath and tried to lean forward again his lips still puckered.
Lum, wondering what was taking so long. Opened one of her eyes and saw that Ataru was leaning forward...and saw that his eyes were opened and he looked a little shy.
"You can close your eyes, darling..."Lum whispered to him, before closing her eyes and puckering her lips once again.
Ataru heard this, blinked, took a deep breath, manned up and closed his eyes, puckered his lips and leaned closer, just wanting to kiss her and go back with his lip.
Ataru's lips soon met something...but not Lum's lips.
Ataru's eyes widen and then saw that he was kissing metal...of a sword.
He looked up and saw a very angry Mendou, who placed his family sword literally between him and Lum, who also opened her eyes in surprise and then looked to the angry boy, and saw the equally very angry Lum Stormtroopers behind him.
"Moroboshi.!.."They all said at once.
"Not you guys again...I thought you guys were gone for good..."Ataru whined.
"So, you admit to being the one who sent us to that accursed deserted island that we had to spend all night on before we got rescued by that passing tuna boat!...'Megane shouted in horror.
"Actually, that was me..."Lum said, feeling very annoyed right now over her kiss being intercepted like this.
"Do not worry Lum-san, we do not blame you...It is because of this heathen that you have been corrupted, but as soon as we dispose of him, your pureness and honor will be restored..."Mendou said as he used his sword and swung at Ataru, who managed to catch it in his hands.
'Why the heck are you jerks still on that?! I already told you guys that Lum and me didn't do anything wrong!...."Ataru shouted at them.
"LIES! DIE YOU PERVERT! WE SAW HOW YOU TRIED TO FORCE YOURSELF ON POOR LUMSAN JUST NOW!..."..Megane shouted in rage.
"It was just a kiss! And she wanted it!..."Ataru shouted but as always, no one believed him.
"LIES!..."Megane shouted as he tried to punch Ataru, who luckily managed to dodge and Megane only hit him bowl, making it crash into the wall.
"MY BEEF BOWL?! THAT'S IT! ..'Ataru shouted, as he tried dodging as Mendou and the Lum Storm trooping tried to slice him and throw whatever items they could grab at him, only to hit him or miss and hit whatever else was in this place, much to the horror and irritation of the restaurant owner.
"HOLD STILL, YOU PERVERTED SWINE!..."Mendou shouted as he tried to slash him, but Ataru dodged and Mendou hit a poor decorative plant by mistake.
'NO WAY! THIS IS GOING NUTS!YOU GUYS ARE GOING TOO FAR!..." Ataru yelled after getting hit my a napkin dispenser but quickly recovering in time to avoid being sliced in half.
"WE WILL NEVER GO FAR ENOUGH TO PROTECT LUM-SAN FROM YOU!..."Megane shouted in a self-righteous way and Ataru got mad right now.
'PROTECT HER?! PLEASE, ALL YOU CREEPS WANT IS TO BE THE ONES LUM WANTS TO DATE AND OGLE HER!...'Ataru shouted in anger.
"HOW DARE YOU?! WE ARE NOT PERVERTS LIKE YOU!..."Mendou shouted.
"NO! YOU GUYS WORSE! AT LEAST LUM IS WITH ME BY CHOICE, YOU GUYS JUST DON'T WANT TO ACCEPT IT!...'Ataru shouted as he barely managed to avoid being sliced in half yet again.
"THERE IS NO WAY OUR WONDERFUL LUM-SAN TRULY WANTS SCUM LIKE YOU! SHE IS CONFUSED BUT WE WILL SHOW HER WHOM SHE TRULY BELONGS WITH!..."Mendou shouted.
"ME!...'Mendou, Megane, Perm, Chibi and Kakaguri all shouted at once, only to start an argument amongst themselves, distracting them from their original target.
'What do you mean "you", I am the one Lum-san truly needs, I am rich, I am handsome and I can give her the life a beauty like her deserves..."Mendou shouted.
"Oh, please...You are just a playboy who wants a trophy wife! I love Lun-san unconditionally and will worship her and give her the love and devotion she deserves!...'Megane shouted, his glasses even glaring in a fit of deliriousness.
"NO! ME! I LOVE HER THE MOST!...'Kakaguri shouted.
"NO, I DO!..."Chibi shouted.
"NO, ME!..."Per shouted as the boys continued fighting.
Ataru actually sweat dropped at the sight of this, got off the table and then went to the door since he saw something that got him nervous and he needed some room for safety for what is about to go down right now.
"WHY YOU PAUPERS, I OUGHT TO-...'Mendou's rant stooped when he felt someone tapping his arm.
The rich boy soon turned around and paled a bit when he and the other stormtropers saw who it was.
Lum, floating in the air, with a dark glare on her face and her fingers were a little static-y. A look of absolute anger on her face.
"L-Lum-san..."Megane said with a gulp.
"You called my Darling "scum", you attacked him after I told you all not too and you all think I am "confused"..."Lum said in a low voice.
"Lum-san...please understand, we have your best interests at heart...'Mendou said.
Unfortunately for him, those words seemed to have made Lum angry and when Lum got angry.
"ONE...TWO...THREE...DIVINE RETRIBUTION!..."Lum shouted as she zapped all five boys, frying them completely with her lightning.
'AHHH!!..."All five boys shouted and they all fell to the ground, groaning in pain.
"Ow...Lum-san...why?..."Megane whimpered in pain, before passing out
Once she was done, Lum floated back to Ataru.
"Idiots...'Ataru muttered, just as the owner of the restaurant saw the damage to ship property and got peeved.
"HEY! WHO IS GOING TO PAY FOR THESE DAMAGES!?..."The owner of the restaurant shouted.
"Send the bill to Shuutaro Mendou and his friends here!..."Lum and Ataru both said in sync before running out of the restaurant before the owner asked for their names or before their pests got back up and started bugging them once again.
Meanwhile In Space
In a spaceship several hundred thousand light years away from the Planet Earth, two young teenage girls, Benten and Oyuki were inside one ship, enjoying a cup of tea together while they saw that they were soon arriving to the galaxy they wanted to arrive in.
"Arrival to earth in precisely 4 short hours..."The computer said and Benten sighed.
"No offense Oyuki, but this thing is pretty slow..."Benten muttered, wishing she could use her space bike, but it's still recharging right now.
"I do apologize Benten-chan, but most species find this a respectable pace..." The Queen Of Jupiter said, keeping her cool, refined exterior.
"Should we have called Lum-chan of our arrival?..."Oyuki asked.
"Nah, she doesn't mind...man, I can't wait to see the look on her face when we show her that spa day we have planned for her...'Benten said.
"I still think we should have asked her first, she might have made plans..."Oyuki said and Benten scoffed.
"Yeah, chasing after that perverted husband of her and keeping him in line...please, Lum needs a trip like this to unwind, even if she doesn't know it..."Benten said and Oyuki retained her cool exterior.
"Perhaps, but I still think it would have been better to inform her before making the reservation..."Oyuki said.
"Please Oyuki, Lum has been giving too much of her time on that idiot, she deserves an afternoon of being pampered on...besides, what could she like more than a super spa treatment?...'Benten asked her ice powered friend, who remained silent.
The two girls continued talking and drinking their tea as they continued their voyage to Earth. Both unaware that their friend is already engaging in an activity that she actually does find more enjoyable than a mere spa treatment.
Back On Earth
Lum and Ataru had arrived to a nice valley near the forest, thinking it be a good place to hide from Mendou and the Lum stormtroopers, who were still being so stubborn.
"Stupid Mendou...Stupid Megane..."Ataru muttered under his breath as he and Lum sat near a small pond.
"I do hope that they stop this soon, it's becoming very irritating...datcha..."Lum said.
"You can say that again...I'm just glad we managed to avoid paying the bill..."Ataru said, happy that his usually terrible luck was not at it's worse right now.
"Are you unhappy, darling?...'Lum asked.
"I'll be fine...I'm just pissed those clowns had to ruin things...I didn't even get to finish my beef bowl before they came to ruin things..."Ataru muttered and Lum sent him an innocent smile.
"Well, I can't give you beef bowl right now...but I think I can give you something even better..."Lum said and Ataru blinked.
Lum soon grabbed him by the face and closed the distance between them, doing the kiss that they didn't get to share at the diner.
"Lum..."Ataru mumbled against her lips, before closing his eyes and getting into it.
Once separated, Lum sent him a flirtatious look, she leaned in to kiss him again, but Ataru turned his head and Lum soon started peperring his cheeks with her kisses.
"Lum...we're in public...'Ataru said and Lum sent him a saucy look.
"Come on, darling...there is no one here, besides...you seemed pretty turned on about making out in the classroom last Friday...remember?..."Lum pointed out.
"Well...yeah..."Ataru admitted.
"And in the janitors closet during morning break...and in the storage room during lunch time...so much that you practically tried to take my-
"I know...I know...I get your point but what if someone-
"Someone what? Sees us? Darling, we are a couple, we have been having sex almost every day now since you took my virginity and you still seem to get too shy to kiss me in public...you're not embarrassed to kiss me in public, are you darling?..."Lum said with her arms crossed and Ataru gulped, having a bad moment.
Before, he would deny them being a couple and endure an electrical shock but right now, Lum might threatened something much worse if he didn't watch what he says...She might decide not to keep sleeping with him and...and...and...
"Lum...I'm not ashamed of kissing you...I am not but still...people mostly only ever do this when they have privacy..."Ataru said as he got up and Lum did too.
"Says the boy that tried coping feels and stealing kisses from complete strangers on the street...'Lum said with mild jealousy.
"Come on...doesn't the fact that the only girl I have groped these last few days is you?...'Ataru said and Lum giggled, before stealing another kiss.
"Yes, it does...and it would also mean a lot to me to be with you, everywhere...not just in the bedroom...'Lum said and Ataru sighed.
"Lum...I...I like kissing you, I do...but if Mendou and those idiots see us-
'I will simply zap them and we continue with what we are doing...Darling...don't think about them or anyone else...just think about me..."Lum said as she leaned in and started kissing him again.
Ataru thought about what she said and sighed.
"Oh what the heck? I'm screwed either way...what's the difference?...'Ataru thought with a shrug, using the same reasoning that convinced him to sleep with Lum in the first place and soon started kissing her back
Lum even pinned him against an old tree, pressing him against it as she continued to press herself against him and she continued to make out with him. For a moment, Ataru felt a little smothered, but that feeling melted away when she used her tongue and he wrapped his arms around her, pulling her closer. She is enjoying it, even lifting her leg a bit during the kiss.
MUAH!
Lum soon pulled away from his lips and soon playfully started kissing him on the cheek three times, saying "Darling" over and over again.
"Oh, darling…"Lum purred, before turning to his neck.
"L-Lum..that…that tickles…'Ataru laughed, which encouraged Lum even more.
Soon their lips met once again, and the two engaged in a passionate tongue tango once again and Ataru, in a haze of lust, forgot where he was and decided to act on instinct, he lowered his hands slowly from Lum's back and was inching closer and closer to her glorious posterior, with full intent satisfy his libido, while his mind was now thinking about this girl whom he is with and what he is doing with and to her right now…
"Oh Lum…Oh Lum-chan…I… I…I want this…I want y-
"ATARU?!...."A new voice called, forcing Ataru to pull away from Lum and to his horror, see how has caught them this time.
"Shi-SHINOBU?!...."Ataru screamed in horror at the sight of his very angry EX-Girlfriend.
What is she doing here?!
-To Be Continued
Next Time on A Night Only For Two
Jealousy And Confrontations
A/N: Uh Oh, Mendou and the rest of the losers are back and Shinobu just caught Lum and Ataru...this should be good...
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