Above the stadium where the first and last multiverse tournament is taking place, the two strongest beings in the omniverse are fighting: Vegetto and Broly.

'What about me?'

Go away, Beerus. You don't exist in this fanfic.

As the fight becomes more and more intense, the fighters and spectators down below are watching, awed.

'Vegeta!' U13 Nappa snaps. 'What does the scouter say about their po...'

The annoyed monarch from Universe 13 knocks him out cold before he can finish the sentence above.

'Are you going to continue in this tournament?' Sixteen asks U12 Trunks.

'Of course,' the smiling lad nods. 'I never expected to go all the way anyway.'

'Are we gonna quit, boss?' Zangya asks Bojack.

'Nope,' the mutant who killed Gohan in his universe answers, arms crossed. 'You haven't been involved in any hentai scene yet, Zangya. What are our loyal readers supposed to say?'

'So we're gonna stay just so that Hector and the 4-5 degenerates who are reading this fanfic will get some fapping material at my expense?' the redhead protests.

'Hey, I'm not the one who writes the plot,' Bojack reminds her.

'Hah. Look how afraid all those cowards are,' Babidi says. 'But not you, Buu. Those two fighters are nothing to you. Am I right?'

'Buu,' the djinn from Universe 11 answers.

'Power levels are bullshit!' Babidi snaps. 'Just go out there and win this tournament.'

'Buu,' the djinn protests.

'You can't sue me at the djinns' rights organization,' Babidi points. 'You turned all its members into candies and ate them, long ago.'

Buu's eyes widen as he recalls that incident. He facepalms in despair.

Meanwhile, Broly's chi is increasing and increasing.

'Wow. Vegetto is done for,' U18 Piccolo comments.

'For some reason, it does not occur to me that he might be ale to go past Super Saiyan 1 level, although Gotenks could do it easily and I used to be part of Vegetto anyway so, logically, I should know about his capabilities,' U18 Vegeta says.

Finally, Vegetto transformed into Super Saiyan 3 and pushed Broly miles away from the stadium with a fancy blast haxed by the combined mystic forces of TOEI and Salagir and accompanied by an illusion of Cocoa Amaguri performing fellatio on Shenron. (Note: It was supposed to be Ariana Grande, but Fanfiction Net's stupid rules forbid me from using real life celebrities.)

Right after that, Buu teleported to outer space, intending to absorb Broly. Of course, Vegetto tried to stop him.

But he was too tired, so the Gohan and Bra from his universe came to his help.

'Har har. Do you think you can outlast me in the vacuum of space?' Buu says, triumphantly. 'You need to breath, sooner or later, inferior life forms.'

Our heroes seem doomed. But, siddenly, resolve is ignited in Bra's eyes. 'I'm not gonna die here!' she declares determinedly. 'I'm going to transform into a Super Saiyan 2!'

'No, Bra!' Vegetto yells, alerted. 'I have forbidden you to do that.'

'Is it because I go slightly out of mind when I'm in this form?' the girl wonders.

'No. It's because that yellow, spiked hair makes you look so hot that nobody can resist you. Not even I and your brother,' Vegetto reminds her.

'Well, too bad,' Bra clenches her teeth, about to transform.

'Oh no, here come incestuous fantasies again,' Gohan sighs.

Bra transforms into SSJ2. Just picture her. Man, she's so hot. And... umm... I'm sorry, I need to use the bathroom. Just to pee! I swear!

So, where were we? Oh, yes, while I was in the bathroom, SSJ2 Bra prevented Buu from absorbing Broly and U9 Yamcha revealed he's a cyborg and flirted a little with Eighteen during the match. Whatever. Bye till next time.