'The next match is U16 Son Bra vs U6 Zangya,' the announcer says.
'Yes,' Bra smiles, punching her palm with her other hand. 'This is the perfect opportunity to avenge Pan's death. I'll make that Zangya chick suffer. I'll rip out her intestines and use them as a lasso. I'll...'
'BRA! Time out!' Vegetto yells and drags her to their universes room so that they can talk in private.
'You won't hurt her,' he says in a tone of voice that makes this sound practically like an order.
'But, dad, this is the perfect opportunity for revenge,' Bra complains.
'Bojack is the one you want revenge against, not Zangya,' Vegetto points.
'So what?' Bra slams her hand against the table, surprisingly not breaking it. 'When someone acts like a jerk, their whole group has to pay. When Adam and Eve bit the apple, didn't God punish the whole humanity?'
'First of all, this never happened,' Vegetto sighs.
'But it's written in the Bible,' Bra points. 'Since it's written in the Bible, it definitely happened.'
'Why?'
'Because Bible is the word of God, so anything in there is true.'
'And how do you know that Bible is the word of God?'
'Because it says so in the Bible!'
A moment of awkward silence. Vegetto sweatdrops.
'You won't hurt her. End of discussion,' he says.
'Fine,' Bra sighs. 'You're so uncool, dad.'
Bra and Zangya are standing across from each other.
'This will be fun,' Bojack's 'girlfriend' thinks. 'Let's provoke her a little, just for the fun of it. It's not like my life is in danger here. I mean, it's safe to assume she's pretty weak. Her father having become so strong that he warped gravity and phyisical laws before hardly classifies as a warning sign of her strength.'
'So, are you ready to meet your friend in Heaven?' the blue skinned girl smiles.
Bra growls.
'Uh oh, bad start,' Vegetto thinks.
Nevertheless, Bra manages to stay calm.
'Whew,' Vegetto sighs, eyes closed.
However, Zangya is not done yet: 'Even though I don't think there is any kind of afterlife in this universe. And, even if there was, your little friend would probably go to Hell, being the thot she was. She became a laughing stock among the audience when her condoms scattered around.'
'Shut... up...' Bra clenches her fists and growls.
'Wow, she's still able to control herself,' Zangya thinks. 'In that case, I'll go really too far. I'll tell her something that would make mad even the most collected person in the world.'
Zangya takes the most provocative expression she can, leans towards Bra and whispers: 'I spoiled Orphan's plot online!'
'YOU WICKED CALLOUS BITCH!' Bra screams and kills Zangya with a kiai.
Then she returns to her balcony. 'You did what you could, Bra,' Vegetto pats his panting daughter on the shoulder.
'Anyone who reveals to unsuspecting viewers that (Author's interfrerence: SPOILER ALERT) Esther was actually called Leena Clammer and was a 33 year old woman in the body of a 9 year old girl does not deserve to live,' Bra yells.
Her family sweatdrops. 'Err, honey,' Vegetto says hesitantly. 'You just spoiled Orhpan's plot as well. And you did so so loudly that the whole audience heard you.'
Bra widens her eyes and looks around. People in the audience are mumbling curses. 'Whoops,' she giggles awkwardly.
