The next fight is U9 Videl vs U8 King Cold. 'The competition level in this tournament is higher than I expected,' the monarch thinks. 'I have to drop my restricted form.'

And so, he transforms into his 3rd form.

'Dad!' Coola exclaims. 'I didn't know you can control your 3rd form.'

'I'm not Ginyu,' a startled Cold instinctively squeals, only to gulp, clear his throat, take a more appropriate expression and continue: 'I mean, I trained, son. I trained hard and managed it.'

The Icer monarch lands at the arena, across from his female opponent, her outfit and ponytail making her look ultra hot. She's holding a sword which is easy for Kais to recognize.

In the organizers' (Universe 1) balcony, most gods are shocked that a mere mortal can wield Z Sword.

'You know,' North Kai explains, 'I have always theorized that there was a protective barrier around Z Sword that prevented Kais from lifting it, so that the one who would finally pull it out of the rock would be someone from the lower realm.'

'Oh, are we playing the online theories game?' West Kai (the female one) claps in enthusiasm. 'Is it my turn now?'

'No, I just tried to...' North Kai replies, but his west counterpart is too excited to stop, so she starts stating all the online theories she believes into:

'Krabby Patty is whale meat, Ash Ketchum is in a coma...'


'KAIOKEN,' U9 Videl yells and charges at Cold.

Meanwhile, in U17 balcony, a blonde guy from the audience approaches Cell: 'Hey, Cell. My name is Joey Wheeler and I'm a big fan of yours. But something has been bugging me. How come you have never used kaioken?'

'I don't know,' Cell shrugs, arms crossed. 'How come you always make that stupid nyeh sound?'

'Nyeh? What stupid nyeh sound?'


'Wow,' U12 Trunks whispers. 'If I had let him transform back then, he'd have raped me in the ass.'

'I thought Icers have no genitalia,' Sixteen (who's returned to life thanks to plot power) says, confused.

Trunks rolls his eyes.


At U1 balcony, all Kais are shocked that King Cold managed to break the Z Sword. Well, all except the west one, who is still preoccupied with stating all online theories she believes into: 'Jade and Moose had sex after the end of Three girls and a Moose episode, Scar is Nala's father, Mal was right all along at Inception, Rapunzel and Elsa are twins, Bart Simpson has fairly oddparents, Lewellen was pregnant after being raped at Hounddog, Crazy Steve is Cat's brother, Kaiba is gay, Mushu couldn't wake up the Great Stone Dragon because he was the Great Stone Dragon himself, Loud House kids are rabbits that Lisa transformed into humans and then altered their memories as well as her parents'...'

'Err, sorry to interrupt you,' Grand Kai says. 'But, while you were talking, an old Kaioshin came out of Videl's broken sword, Cold transformed again and Videl gave up.'

'Oh well,' West Kai shrugs.