'So, this sword definitely emanates an aura of heroism. Right?' Tapion asks Raichi, at U3 balcony, referring to the Z Sword U9 Videl was wielding before.

Raichi looks at him as if he sees him for the first time. 'Are you Link?'

'Umm, no, I'm Tapion,' the lad answers, kinda offended that Raichi doesn't remember him. 'You know, the one you've been hanging out with practically every day since several years ago.'

Raichi blinks indifferently. 'Are you sure you're not Link?' he asks.

Tapion facepalms. Since old age started affecting his memory, Raichi rarely remembers much more than his hatred of Saiyans and his attempts to finally manage to write a lemon fanfic with Link being seduced by Jolene.

'The next fight is U3 Bardock vs U13 Raditz,' the announcer interrupts the lad's thoughts.

'What? A Saiyan was here too?' Raichi exclaims as Bardock comes out of the shadows and passes by him. 'I hate your kind, trash.'

Bardock stops and turns his head to the old man. 'Really?' he chuckles. 'Is it because we destroyed your race, Tsufuls?'

'No,' Raichi answers. 'It's because none of you has reviewed my lemon fanfic with Link and Jolene.'

'But you haven't written it yet,' Bardock sighs.

'DON'T TRY TO FIND EXCUSES!' Raichi yells.

The Saiyan rolls his eyes and continues walking to the arena. There, he meets U13 Raditz.

'I hate you, father. Time for revenge,' the younger Saiyan says, pointing a finger at his dad from another universe.

'You too?' Bardock sighs. 'I hope that, at least you, have a justifiable reason for hating me.'

'I do!' Raditz yells, clenching a fist and raising it to chin level. 'I have a super justifiable reason. You fucked my mother!'

A moment of silence until Bardock processes the stupidity.

'I guess he really has the IQ of a radish, hence the name,' he mumbles. No sooner has he finished that sentence than a gigantic tail strikes him, almost knocking him off bounds.

Bardock manages to correct himself in the air, even though he's rubbing his face, with his eyes closed, in pain. 'Holy shit, when did you transform into Oozaru?' he cries.

'Off screen, baby,' Raditzes voice resonates, distorted by his transformation.

'Then fuck you, baby!' Bardock yells and transforms into Super Saiyan.

'It's over,' he says, calmer. 'My base form was stronger than yours to begin with and, on top of that, Super Saiyan wields a far greater boost than Oozaru. Moreover, your gargantuan form reduces speed...'

The next moment, Raditz has gone behind him. 'FUCK POWER LEVELS, BABY,' he roars and punches his father in the back, sending him crashing on a mountain.

That moment, Bardock's future seeing powers are activated. He has visions. Vegetto, a mad look on his face, is holding his seemingly dead son by the neck and threatening everybody. Piccolo states that all universes are in danger.

'There is more where this came from,' Raditzes voice interrupts the vision.

Bardock turns to him, horrified. Raditz can tell his father's distress was not caused by the blow he received. 'What's wrong?' he asks, curious.

'I had visions from the future. AGAIN!' Bardock says, panting in fear. 'It's horrible. How are we ever going to face this predicament?'

'What did you see?' Raditz asks, worried.

'Chris Savino is going to be accused of sexual harassment and fired from Nickelodeon,' Bardock answers, his voice trembling. Then, taking a totally casual expression, he adds, really fast, 'Oh, I almost forgot, also Vegetto will go on a rampage and destroy all universes.'

'GOSH, this is horrible,' Raditz exclaims. 'What will happen with Loud House without Chris Savino?'

'By the way, die,' Bardock says and knocks him unconscious with one punch.