The announcer declares the next match: 'U3 Raichi versus a warrior from Universe 2 who is still unidentified.'

'Hmf, I don't care who they are,' Raichi, who is already waiting in the arena, thinks. 'I have countless powerful ghost warriors; hell, I can even summon that Broly guy that Vegetto fought earlier. I can beat anyone!'

'Anyone except me!' an ugly voice is heard as the contestant from Universe 2 enters.

'Huh? Did he read my thought?' Raichi wonders.

The contestant from the surrealistic universe, Raichi's opponent, is none other than... me!

The old man's shock subsides soon. 'How pathetic must you be to make a cameo in your own fanfic?' he wonders.

'Hey!' I snap in annoyance. 'Akira Toriyanma made cameos in the original Dragon Ball and Salagir made cameos in Dragon Ball Multiverse. Therefore, I see no reason not to do that as well!'

'You're a pathetic loser,' Raichi keeps offending my genius. 'An insecure, self obsessed freak.'

'Watch your tongue!' I point a finger as a warning. 'As the author, I have total control over this story. I can make everybody here do whatever I want t...'

I stop abruptly. I smile deviously. Come to think of it, why not? Who cares about qualifying in this stupid tournament? I have a better idea!

'You're all hypnotised,' my voice magically resonates across the whole stadium, thanks to my author power. 'On the snap of my fingers, you will all just sit and watch as I fuck all beautiful women in the story!'

I snap my fingers. I rub my palms together in delight. At last, I'm gonna get laid! (Well, at least my digital self.)

I command all the beautiful, female main characters to get on the stage. They obey. Thanks to my digital body's stamina, I can recover to 100% as soon as I have fucked one of them, so I can move to the next one right away. Besides, everyone is hypnotised and nobody is going to try to stop me, so it's not like I have to hurry anyway.

And so, I screwed the two Bras (U16 and U18), the two Pans (I know the U16 one was dead at that time, but I revived her temporarily just to fuck her), the two Videls (U16 and U18) and U6 Zangya. Oh, I also had Raichi summon U3 Hanasia so that I could screw her as well.

Then I snapped my fingers and vanished. Everybody woke up and all they remembered was that Raichi won by forfeit against some unidentified person from Universe 2.

'Strange, my pussy feels sore like hell,' U18 Pan complains, rubbing her genitalia.

'Oh, are you okay, sweetie?' U18 Videl moves towards her daughter, only to realize, the next moment, that her own pussy hurts too.

Anyway, for the rest of this fanfic, you can imagine the Pans, Bras, Videls, Zangya and Ghost Hanasia with huge loads of my sperm in them. For the rest of this fanfic, they will all be full of my cum, unbeknownst to them. Doesn't that thought turn you on?

Later, after I have posted the chapter above...

In my parents' basement, I turn on my computer and enter Fanfiction Net, eager to see the new reviews. 'I'm pretty sure everybody loved the last chapter,' I whisper.

I read some reviews...

-You have serious psychological problems. Stop writing stories and seek professional help.

-Dude, you make me sick. I'm gonna report you to the FBI.

-Get out of your parents' basement and get a life, Hector. Or, even better, jump off some cliff. It will be good for the whole humanity.

-You're the most disgusting, filthy, worthless excuse for a human being I have ever been unlucky enough to encounter. I hope you burn in Hell.

I stop reading the reviews and get a troubled expression. 'Maybe I overdid it a little this time,' I mumble innocently.