Today is the second round of the interuniversal tournament.

'And now, a surprise for all you fans,' the announcer exclaims. 'As an opening ceremony for the second round, we have prepared a music interlude!'

A group of alien musicians that belong to an unidentified race get on the stage and start playing what seems to be classical music. Some people seem to like it, some others are frustrated.

'This is an insult to my divine ears,' U4 Buu thinks. 'I'm going to intervene and show them how really good music is played!'

However, before he can do so, the announcer says: 'HAHA, we were kidding. And now, here comes what we have really prepared as a music interlude!'

The stage somehow transforms into a pop concert stage, full of mist and colorful lights. A gorgeous red head, dressed like a slut, with her hair tied in a ponytail, appears. 'Ladies and gentlemen,' the announcer cries, excited. 'Say hello to the greatest performer, the most beautiful woman in the whole omniverse. ARIANA!' (last name not mentioned because of Fanfiction Net's rules)

The red head begins singing an exciting song, called 'Break Free', while dancing with sexy moves. Everybody cheers in awe.

'Bear my child!'

'Shut up, Kakarrot!'

Suddenly, the lights and mist magically disappear. Ariana freezes. She notices a donut in U11 Buu's hand. 'Gimme that,' she demands.

'Buu,' U11 Buu says.

'Don't tell me to respect other people's property, you pink blob,' Ariana yells and snatches the donut. Then she licks it and gives it back.

'Buu?' U11 Buu scratches his head.

'I just like licking other people's donuts without eating them,' Ariana snaps. 'Deal with it or fucking die!'

'Okay, that does it,' the other Buu, the one from Universe 4, yells. 'Now I'll turn you into a donut.' And, with these words, he fires a candy beam from his tentacle.

To his enormous shock, though, Ariana deflects the beam with her ponytail, which it seems she can move at will without moving the rest of her head.

'Her magic powers are... greater than mine...' U4 Buu whispers in disbelief.

'Don't mess with me, blob,' Ariana cries, pointing a finger at him. 'I am the most powerful being in existence. My ponytail holds the sacred secrets of the omniverse!'

'Don't worry, fellows. I'll save you from this ponytailed demon,' a female voice resonates across the stadium as a hole opens in the heavens and a lovely, feminine figure descends. She has white hair, tied in a ponytail.

'I am Vados,' she introduces herself, bowing politely. Then, abruptly changing her expression, she glares at Ariana and adds: 'And my ponytail is far better than yours, bitch!'

'Oh, you wish,' the annoyed red head snaps. 'PONYTAIL BATTLE!'

The two women's ponytails magically grow in size and become rigid. Also, they start glowing, like Star Wars swords. Using their ponytails as swords, the two women begin clashing, shaking the stadium with the energy released.

Meanwhile, in Hector's parents' basement...

'Wow, this chapter is awesome,' I talk to myself while admiring my work on the laptop's screen. 'I am a genius!'

'Hey, no fair,' I hear a voice behind me. I turn around.

It's Beerus.

'You told me that I couldn't be in this fanfic because it is based on Dragon Ball Multiverse canonicity, so Super and GT are considered non existent,' Beerus complains. 'Then why did you allow Vados to be there? Ain't she a Dragon Ball Super character as well?'

'Well,' I chuckle. 'I decided to make an exception for her, because she's ultra hot.'

'Motherfucker,' Beerus growls and disappears.

'Actually, I'm not a moterfucker,' I talk to myself. 'Not that I have anything against incest, but my mother is ugly and annoying. If, on the other hand, I had a mother like Lea Massari...'

A female voice interrupts me. 'Can you make an exception for me as well? I'm hot too and I have a ponytail.'

It's Cocoa Amaguri! I smile deviously. 'Okay, I'll include you in one of my future chapters if you... do something for me...'

'WHAT?' the girl innocently snaps. 'I'll do anything!'

'Tee hee hee,' I rub my palms together.

Back at the stadium, Vados and Ariana have produced duel monsters discs out of nowhere and are playing a duel monsters game. They both keep playing cards that have the word 'ponytail' in their name.

'And, now,' Ariana yells, taking an unnecessary anime pose. 'I play the spell card Ponytail Permanent which increases the ATK power of my Ponytailed Amazoness monster from 6.000 to 10.000!'

The monster's hologram's ponytail grows in size as the monster produces an unnecessary growl.

Meanwhile, on Hector's rudimentary matress at his parents' attic...

Cocoa is lying nude next to me, with an indifferent expression, waiting for my post orgasm daze to wear off.

'So, will you include me in your fic now?' she asks.

'We'll see,' I answer.

Back at the stadium, Ariana and Vados somehow made peace and left the stadium together. The DBM characters decided to pretend that all of this never happened, along with Spongebob episodes past Season 3.

In an unspecified place, Ariana and Vados are lying nude next to each other, having just finished a lesbian orgy.

'Do you think we could star in the next chapter of Anna's Adventures as well?' Ariana asks.

'Well,' Vados sighs troubled. 'Considering the pace at which Chocolatecookiecream updates that fanfic, by the time the next chapter comes out, I'll be dead of old age. And I'm an ageless angel!'