The second round began with no more major problems. Cell Jr got disqualified for touching the ring before the match against Gast even began. Next, Goku one shotted Seventeen.
'And now, U1 South Kaioshin against U11 Buu,' the announcer declares.
'Wait,' Grand Kai stops South Kai before the latter getting on the ring. 'There is something very important I have to tell you before you fight that demon.'
'What?' South Kai gasps, alerted.
'It is ultra important,' Grand Kai continues. 'Your survival depends on this advice!'
'What, WHAT?' South Kai heavily breaths.
'Be careful,' Grand Kai says with a solemn expression.
South Kai facepalms. 'I'm not kidding,' the fat Kai insists. 'This is an invaluable advice that has saved billions of lives through the omniverses history.'
'AMEN, THANK YOU,' Goku calls out from U18 balcony (reference to Chapter 9).
South Kai stands across from U11 Buu on the arena.
'Buu,' the djinn says.
'Yeah, I know you were created 5 million years ago by a monster called Bibidi,' South Kai sighs.
'5.000.020 years,' U18 Goku corrects him. 'Don't forget 20 years passed since the day Buu was released after 5 .000.000 years!'
Everybody in the stands faints of Goku's stupidity.
'Buu,' U11 Buu says.
'Yeah, I know that you absorbed me in your universe and turned into a muscled freak,' South Kai sighs.
'Buu,' U11 Buu says.
'Yeah, I know you absorbed Grand Kai in your universe as well,' South Kai starts losing his patience. 'Is this going somewhere?'
'Buu,' U11 Buu says. (Translation: 'By absorbing him, I inherited his wisedom, so I have a very good piece of advice to give you. Be careful!')
'AMEN! THANK YOU,' U1 Grand Kai and U18 Goku cry in unison.
'Okay, that does it,' an angry South Kai yells and attacks.
U11 Buu easily dodges the attack by sidestepping, then procceeds to knock Kai down by elbowing him on the nape of the neck. 'Buu,' he says. (Translation: 'See? This wouldn't have happened if you had been careful.')
'FUCK YOU,' South Kai yells. 'THIS IS MY TRUMP CARD!'
He extends his arms forward and starts charging a highly concentrated ball of energy.
'Hey, look,' U18 Goku excitedly points a finger at the arena. 'It's the same attack you use as your trump card, Piccolo, even though it hasn't worked a single time!'
'Said the guy whose Spirit Bomb trump card hasn't worked a single time either,' Piccolo smiles sarcastically.
'Hey, if it never worked, our universes Buu wouldn't be dead, you smartmouth,' Goku cries, annoyed.
'Umm, actually, master...'
'YOU'RE NOT HELPING, UUB!'
In the meantime, South Kai was absorbed by U11 Buu and the match ended. The fat djinn flies back to its balcony. 'Great job, Buu,' Babidi cries.
That moment, U1 South Kai comes out of Buu's body. 'By the way, Dabura,' he asks the demon. 'how come you follow Babidi? In my universe, you swore to never leave the demon realm.'
'Well, my desires are nothing compared to the will of my master,' Dabura admits solemnly while closing his eyes and bowing in respect. Next, he abruptly opens his eyes, takes a totally casual expression and adds really fast: 'Also, he bribed me with a download of Aphrodisia series.'
'Which episode?' South Kai asks.
'Je suis invisible,' Dabura answers.
'LUCKY BASTARD!' South Kai snaps. 'I've been looking for it online forever.'