'So, Gohan,' U17 Cell says to his rival's counterpart from U16. 'Each of us has killed the other in his respective universe. Don't you think we have to settle this once and for all?'

'Scram before I shove your tail in your ass,' U16 Gohan answers.

'First of all, I don't have an anus; being a bio android, I need neither an anus nor genitalia,' Cell points. 'Back to the point, is there perhaps something special you'd like me to do to Bojack, who killed your daughter, during my match against him, in exchange for a duel between the two of us later, outside of the stadium?'

'Revenge does not concern me,' U16 Gohan says sternly.

'Really?' Cell raises an eyebrow. 'Who are you? Jehovah?'

'First of all, Jehovah never forgave anyone,' Gohan corrects him. 'He lets people in Heaven only because his son paid for their sins, so justice was served.'

Cell chuckles. 'And how was justice supposed to have been served by an innocent being punished in place of everybody who has ever sinned?' he asks.

'Dunno, man,' Gohan shrugs. 'This is Christians' logic. Ask them.'

Meanwhile, at U18 balcony, Goku is repeatedly poking Vegeta: 'Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Veg...'

'WHAT?'

'I bet Cell has way more power than what he showed us when he was fighting Dabura,' Goku says, with an unnecessarily impressed expression.

'I know,' Vegeta sighs, arms crossed.

'I'm telling you, Vegeta,' Goku continues, the same unnecessarily dramatic expression on his face. 'Cell must be hiding a huge deal of power.'

'I said I agree!' Vegeta snaps.

'Okay,' Goku says, annoyed. 'If you don't want to believe me, just wait and see for yourself.'

Vegeta facepalms.

U17 Cell and U6 Bojack stand across from each other. The space pirate powers up.

'You know,' Cell says in a nostalgic voice. 'Back at Cell Games, I thought the power I had back then was unrivaled. And, nowadays, guys as strong as that appear one after another. Do you know what that teaches us?'

Without answering, Bojack charges at Cell, who dodges the attack, knocks Bojack down and then procceeds to answer his own question: 'That power is purely plot dependent!'

'See?' U18 Goku cries, one arm's finger pointed at Cell and the other arm pulling Vegeta's clothes to draw the latter's attention. 'I told you he was stronger than before!'

'Kakarrot, I swear I'm gonna rip your dick off if you don't stop,' Vegeta sighs.

'I didn't my bring my deck along,' Goku scratches his head. 'Was I supposed to? Will there be a duel monsters tournament after this one?'

'No, I didn't say deck, I said di... actually, never mind.'

Having got tired of being knocked around like a ragdoll, Bojack has captured Cell with his energy bonds technique.

'HAR HAR, IT'S MY VICTORY,' he cries triumphantly. 'Those bonds will cut you into pieces if you move.'

'Didn't you watch my fight in the first round?' Cell asks casually. 'Don't you know I can regenerate?'

Silence. Bojack sweatdrops. 'Shut up! My attack will cut you into pieces and is cool!' he yells.

'You know what else is cool?' Cell asks. 'THIS!'

With two eye laser beams, he kills Bojack.

'Say, doesn't that Cell guy look a little like us?' Coola wonders in U8 balcony.

'NO, I DON'T!' U8 Cold shrieks, eliciting a curious look from his eldest son. Then, realizing his goof, he continues: 'Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you said I look like Ginyu, which I totally don't, because I'm not him!'

'Quit babbling, dad,' U8 Freeza says, annoyed. 'I'm trying to figure out who Ginyu is and your blathering is interrupting my thoughts.'