U4 Buu has sent a Varga to the organizers, demanding for a rematch between Vegetto and XXI; he wants to face the fused Saiyan in the finals, since, apart from that, he doesn't have much to live for. (Well, he also lived to see what a spice battle is about, but the show Talia in the kitchen was canceled before that info could be revealed, so I guess neither Buu nor us will ever know what a spice battle is about.)

The Varga servant returns and tentatively informs him that the organizers didn't answer. 'WHAT?' the djinn cries. 'I've had enough with all those tedious, amateurish battles. I want the really strong fighters to qualify to the next round.'

'Mister Buu,' West Kai, who is landing next to him, says. 'Please, try to remain calm.'

'I AM CALM,' Buu snaps, flinging the female deity away with a punch. 'NOBODY IS CALMER THAN ME!'

Buu's body is split into several puddles that wrap around the competitors as well as the spectators, attempting to trap them. Some of the strongest fighters manage to kinda resist this.

'I guess this is not a good time to tell Buu that I'm one of Nickelodeon channel council members who voted for the cancellation of Talia in the kitchen,' one of the spectators thinks.

'THIS IS MY ULTIMATE CALMNESS,' Buu's main body raises his arms and eyes and screams, the puddles around having almost engulfed everybody.

Everybody but Gast, the fused Namek from Universe 7. In a stoical calmness, he raises his hand, palm open.

'Mary Sue magic,' he declares and, immediately, all the puddles as well as Buu's main body are gathered, forming a ball that ends up above the Namek's palm.

'Send him back to his universe,' Gast orders the organizers.

'Hey, since when do we take orders from you?' East Kai protests.

'Since I saved your asses,' Gast answers simply.

'Wait, I'm... I'm sorry...' Buu (his body still warped into a ball shape) says pleadingly.

A moment of silence. Then everybody bursts into laughter. 'Okay, this guy must take us for retards,' South Kai says, wiping a laughter produced tear. 'I mean, one must be seriously brain damaged to...'

'WAIT!' U18 Goku has an objection. Silence. Everybody is waiting to listen what the Saiyan has to say. 'If he says he's sorry,' Goku continues, 'we have no other choice but to give him a second chance. Because, when somebody says they're sorry, there is nothing we can do about that!'

'Is... is that guy brain dead or something?' U8 Freeza wonders.

'Heh,' U18 Vegeta approaches the Icer. 'What if I told you that, in my universe, he let both you and me live, after we had just killed most of his friends, just because we said we were sorry?'

'Don't forget he gave me a senzu bean when I was about to kill his son,' U17 Cell adds.

'Yes, he is brain dead,' Freeza answers his own question.

'Er hem,' U1 Grand Kai draws everybody's attention. 'I agree that, since he said he's sorry, we have to give him a second chance.'

'At last, someone who gets it!' U18 Goku snaps his fingers, excited. 'Thank you!'

That moment, U16 Vegetto appears with teleportation. 'Did I miss something?' he asks casually.

'Motherfucker!' his daughter, U16 Bra, yells. 'Earlier, you missed my fight, and now you missed Buu's rampage.'

'First of all, I'm not a motherfucker,' U16 Vegetto corrects her. 'I don't even have a mother. I was born by a fusion produced by potara earrings... Well, in that sense, potara earrings could be considered my mother, but fucking the earrings is a little difficult, I mean your penis must be even smaller than that of a Chinese to fit in that tiny hole...'

'Just shut up,' Bra interrupts him.