This is where the My Immortal shit begins here because Babs is about to give us a proper introduction. Heaven have mercy *facepalms*
Wassup all, the name's Barbara Gordon, daughter of James Gordon Senior and his Wife *coughs* ex-wife Barbara Eileen Gordon because he is now married to Amanda Gordon who is more of my mother than my real mother ever was thank you very much. Ok why do I have to share my name with that bitch?! Sure she is my mum but that does not excuse her dumping dad for the Paralympian bastard or at least that's what she thinks. If he is really a Paralympian because she should explain those cheap Nike knockoffs he wears. Now what is that man's name again? It matters not actually because they are a bunch of poor fools compared to Dad and I. You see, Father used to be a Police Commissioner which certainly did not pay him shit. So imagine his shock when he discovers that not only is his stupid ex-wife is an actual wife, making me what dem Brits calls a Muggleborn witch. Now what do we Americans call it? Hmmm...don't know and do not care.
Sounds fancy eh?
Well hold on because there is still more to this story.
Now Father discovered this secret after he receives a visit from none other than the Principal (HE IS NOT THE HEADMASTER YOU IMBECILES!), Mr Luscious Fox WHAT?! THAT IS HOW HE SPELLS HIS NAME! This guy gave me a letter with my enrollment to Ilvermony School of Witchcraft and Wizardy which is the American equivalent of Hogwarts (Hogwarts sucks so you can all shut up!)
At first daddy dearest did not want me to go but I forced him to accept it because I shall not pass up an opportunity like this so he accepted. Anyways, we both discovered that mum was loaded as she and that Paralympian had a lot of money, not just in terms of No-Maj wealth but also Wizardy wealth. And so we both schemed to get our hands on that dough. How we accomplished it is all up to your interpretation.
Still we are both rich and now on par with the Wayne Family in terms of wealth. No the Waynes are not richer than us. DO NOT EVER SAY THAT!
Anyways, the rest is history. I am now a student at Ilvermony and I am now in my final year. Not like it matters regardless of my brains of course. Anyways enough of that, let's go into more interesting details like fashion.
Now I do not appear to be the type to be interested in fashion because I inherited father's boring ass looks though I have mum's red hair. BLEARGHH!
Anyways, ignoring my hidoues glasses which I turned into cool fashionable ones, don't ask how. And I always wear head to toe designer clothes, preferably Louis Vuitton and Gucci with a bit of Coco Chanel.
I do not wear anything else. Plus I listen to Hilary Duff a lot and wear red and pink together. P.S: IF YOU ARE GOFFINK, THEN FUCK OFF!
Anyways gotta go, Have a busy day of shopping tata losers!
Oh this will be fun xD.