I DO NOT OWN COBRA KAI OR THE KARATE KID. IN THIS UNIVERSE, ALL OF THE KIDS GO TO THE SAME HIGH SCHOOL ALSO, MIGUEL HAS A LITTLE MORE OF A TEMPER BECAUSE OF THE BIG HEAD HE GETS FROM HIS COBRA KAI TRAINING.

To say that Ellie was nervous on her first day of high school was putting it very lightly. She knew no one and she was starting in the middle of the year. The odds were definitely stacked against her. The only solace was that it was Will's first day of school as well.

"Dad, I don't want to go." He complained as they pulled into the parking lot. "This school is probably crawling with rich shit heads."

"Typical." Mr. Wheeler said. "I shell out the extra dough to get you into a decent school and this is the thanks I get: complaints."

"Whatever." Will said as the car stopped and the kids grabbed their shit.

"Hey, you had better start showing me some respect you son of a bitch or I'll tan your hide." Old man Wheeler threatened as the kids got out. As Ellie and Will walked inside North Hills High School, Ellie felt like an ant. Everyone was wearing cool clothes or looked intimidating. Ellie Wheeler however, was not the queen of fashion or a walking badass. As Will went off to find his homeroom, Ellie felt like a guppy that had been dropped in a shark tank. She began to go through the motions. Her classes weren't that bad. None of her teachers had made her stand up in front of the class and introduce herself and for that she was grateful.


Lunchtime eventually rolled around and Ellie was even more freaked out. Trying to find a place to sit in a high school lunchroom was like trying to navigate your way through a minefield: difficult and dangerous as Hell. As she scanned the tables, looking for a place she could sit her ass down, Ellie came upon a beautiful sight in the lunch line. This sight was a breathtakingly gorgeous girl. She had long brunette hair with curls in it, a lovely figure with curves and porcelain skin. She looked like a designer doll that every girl wanted. Ellie's heart almost stopped as her eyes drank in the sight. The angel turned her head and gave Ellie a small smile. Ellie was so mesmerized by the smile that she didn't see where she was going and committed a grave error: She stepped on the foot of Yasmin, the queen bee of North Hills high school.

"Ow!" Yasmin exclaimed as she and her friend turned to glare at Ellie. "That was my foot."

"Learn to walk, retard!" another girl by the name of Moon added.

"I'm sorry." Ellie stuttered. It was an accident." Yasmin scoffed.

"No, you being born...was an accident." She replied as Ellie ran off. Ellie found a corner and stood by herself, trying to avoid being seen. Unfortunately, it was not to be.

"Hey girl, how you doing?" Ellie turned to see a young Asian guy and his friends staring at her. She turned to leave, but he grabbed her wrist. "Where you going girl, don't you wanna have a good time?"

"No, I don't." Ellie insisted as she tried to weasel her way out of his grasp.

"Who do you think you are, turning me down?"

"That's telling her, Kyler." one of his friends said. Ellie finally managed to put a trash can between her and Kyler. As she was running, she ran into a young hispanic boy.

"You spilled my food!" He exclaimed.

"I'm sorry!" Ellie shrieked in fear.

"You better watch it, i'm a Cobra Kai and I can kick your ass." He said as he walked off. Ellie let the waterworks loose as she ran out of the lunchroom and found herself outside in the school in an area where she found a few students smoking. As she sat down, she saw one of the kids walk up to her.

"You OK?" he asked as he sat down next to Ellie.

"Yeah..." She lied.

"Rough first day, huh?"

"Hell yeah."

"Well, eventually people will forget you exist and you can just fly under the radar." The boy said.

"I sure hope so." Ellie replied.

"Robby Keene." The boy said as he offered his hand.

"Ellie Wheeler." She replied as she shook it. As they talked, Ellie noticed a yellow poster hung up on a wall. There was an image of a snake and Ellie looked away. She hated snakes, they scared her. The sign said JOIN COBRA KAI. Robby looked at the poster and spit at the picture of a man on it.

"Asshole." Robby remarked.

"What's Cobra Kai?" Ellie inquired.

"It's a karate dojo." Robby replied. "The guy who runs it is an asshole, you can trust me on that." Ellie dried her eyes as she looked away from the cobra. She was more determined than ever to find the car salesman and get him to teach her karate.

NEXT TIME. DANIEL LARUSSO DECIDES TO GET BACK INTO KARATE. CAN HE FIND SOMEONE TO TRAIN WITH? REVIEWS NEEDED AND APPRECIATED.