A/N: I noticed that compared to my newer fanfics, I used to write Tweek to be way more twitchy and spazzy. In Gay for Pay, Tweek doesn't really say "Gah" and Nnghs" anymore, I guess it makes sense since this was written before Tweek x Craig; he kinda lessened his twitching since then.

Anyway please enjoy!

For the third time this month Tweek Tweak was once again fired from his job, it's not like he wanted to lose it but the poor guy was just too Jittery and paranoid all the time that it makes it hard for him to focus on his work.

Also the fact that he twitches every few seconds and his constant mumbles of "Nngghs" and "Gahs" kind of annoyed most of his employers, fellow employees and some of the customers.

And so poor Tweek was once again unemployed…at least they let him go gently this time, His last job as a waiter at Bennigan's didn't go too well, he was fired just as he had started working due to him spazzing out from overload of taking orders, Tweek was more or less devastated but that didn't stop him from getting a new job as a pizza delivery guy even if it was too much of a pressure for him, but then again he was fired from that too.

Tweek Tweak, age 18 is a spazzy, paranoid and highly anxious boy who has a very impressive penchant for drinking coffee; he is currently being forced to find work (it's either that or be sold to slavery) since his father Richard Tweak decided to sell their Harbucks franchise in order to fund another Coffee Shop that he was planning to make, and although Mr. Tweak did successfully sold the franchise and got enough money to build his own coffee shop, business didn't go too well and that so called Coffee shop "Tweak Bros." was soon closed down. Tweak's family is now left with a heavy debt and is more or less bankrupt, way to go Mr. Tweak you sure know how to do business!

Although they were saddled with debt, Tweek's family still isn't that poor compared to Kenny, well they would be if it weren't for Mrs. Tweak who was currently working as a clerk to some shop. Mr. Tweak on the other hand still hasn't found work himself so for the meantime he was the househusband.

Tweek had just graduated high school and is pretty much on a limbo about what he'd want to do in the future, the next step for him would have been to go to college but since it's expensive as fuck, Tweek had to put that thought on hold and instead prioritize finding a job ASAP, not only for college bills but also to help his family because seriously his Dad fucked up.

"Gah…This is way too much pressure!" Tweek mumbled as he browsed through the newspaper hoping to find work while twitching every few or so seconds.

"It's no use I can't find anything here, I need coffee." Tweek threw away the newspaper and went down towards the kitchen hoping to make a fresh cup of his favorite brew. Sadly there were no coffee grinds or even an instant coffee mix to be found, only three useless coffeemakers and a shit ton of coffee mugs, yup pretty much useless things.

"Oh Jesus, Mom, Did we run out of coffee?" Tweek asked his mother who was currently sat down at the dining table and seems to be writing something down.

"Yes dear, you know how we can't afford to spend a lot, we can only afford necessities it was either coffee or toilet paper."

"-Nng- I'd rather wipe my ass with leaves than to miss out on coffee." And with that said, Tweek left the house.

His mother didn't understand…Coffee IS a necessity, he can't last a day without drinking at least eight cups of that bitter brown liquid, and so far he'd had none.

Tweek fished out his wallet from his pocket to check the contents; from the three jobs he'd had this month he only earned a total of eight dollars before getting fired. Eight dollars was more than enough to buy a Venti cup or two from Harbucks, of course that meant that he wouldn't get to eat lunch later…but screw food, Tweek thought.

And because of this dangerously unhealthy diet, Tweek had grown only to maximum of 5'4 which was a bit short compared to the other guys his age, It was hard for him to get to sleep since he has been experiencing some mild to moderate insomnia from the caffeine. He was also pretty skinny due to the fact that he rarely eats three times a day and instead binges out on coffee, due to his skinny figure one might assume that he was a girl if it were dark. But Tweek is still very much a boy and he can actually knock some teeth out with his punch if you ever mess with him.

Tweek made his way towards Harbucks; it was the branch that his father used to own. Its new owner had renovated it and now it looks oh so shiny and new. It had re-opened a week ago but Tweek never had the chance to visit it since he was busy getting yelled at for being a spaz at Bennigan's last week.

"I sure hope the coffee still -nng- tastes as good as it used to be." Tweek thought. He loved the old Harbucks brew a lot, it was a lot better than what his father made…It was no wonder Tweak Bros closed down.

Tweek entered the shop; it was renovated quite nicely, a lot prettier and comfier than what it used to be. He then stood in line waiting for his turn to order, there were a lot of people so it was quite a long line but that didn't stop Tweek from getting his coffee. Soon enough it was his turn to order and he was happily greeted by the Cashier.

"Hey there cutie, how may I help y…Oh wait Tweek is that you?"

"Kenny?" Tweek said stating the obvious; he was legitimately surprised why of all people, Kenny was the cashier. Kenny and Tweek weren't exactly the very best of friends but they were close enough to hang out together during high school, Their relationship was more similar to a Mother and Son rather than friends, Kenny is surprisingly protective towards the guy, helping him out when he's in need, although it did come with the occasional one-sided flirting from Kenny since let's face it he does that to everyone, Tweek never acknowledged it since he was way too much of a spaz…or he's straight, maybe asexual? No one really knows.

"Yeah dude, I haven't seen you since graduation how are you man?"

"I am f-fine, I guess, so you -nng- work here?"

"Yup, so what can I get you?" Kenny grinned; He had missed Tweek's verbal tics and overall twitching.

Tweek told him his order with a thought in mind: that maybe Kenny could hook him up with a job like this; he would really love to work in Harbucks with all the coffee and stuff, It might be a little weird to work for a something that his family used to own but it seems better than most of his other jobs and it's either this or slavery.

"Here you go Tweek, That's all isn't it?" Kenny smiled as he gave Tweek a paper bag with his order in it.

"T-Thanks Kenny, oh uh wait can I ask you something before I go?" Tweek said nervously.

"Sure, what is it?"

"Do you think you can hook me up with a job like yours? I am kind of short on cash, I-it would be nice to w-work here."

"Hmm…I'll have to ask Mr. Asshole but yeah I guess I can, it'll be fun to work with you, we haven't hung around for a while." Kenny smiled again. He loved the idea of hanging around with Tweek again.

"Gah! Really?"

"Yup, your number is still the same right? I'll call you about it, there's a pretty long line waiting as you can see…" Kenny pointed to the people behind Tweek, the queue has doubled in length while the two were having a conversation and most of them look pretty annoyed.

"Oh Jesus…y-yeah it is, I am sorry for taking your time, I have to go…I'll wait for your call."

Tweek left as soon as Kenny nodded, He didn't want the others to get mad at him; that was too much pressure! But at least he got his coffee…I mean sure he won't be eating lunch later but who cares its Coffee!

"I hope Kenny gets me the job…" Tweek thought while sipping his coffee, he wasn't in the mood to go home just yet and he also didn't want his mother to find out that he spent all his money on coffee instead of lunch.

Tweek decided to hang around Stark's Pond for a while, sitting at one of the benches, the view of the lake somewhat relaxed the twitchy blonde.

He slowly drank the coffee he bought earlier while feeling at ease, it was a rare moment for the Tweek to be so calm, but of course this calmness was short lived because someone from afar suddenly decided to shout so fucking loud that the poor guy got startled and spilled all his coffee all over his pants.

"Ahhh…nggh what the fuck?!" Tweak screamed, He was pissed off of course over the loss of his coffee. What kind of person would shout at a peaceful place like Stark's pond anyway? Probably not a person in the right mind, Shit it might be some crazy Psycho whose out for blood or maybe a perverted rapist who has a fetish for skinny blondes? These thoughts soon filled Tweek's head.

Tweek then decided that the best course of action was to leave Stark's Pond as soon as possible, who knows what kind of fucked up people are out there, He lives in South Park after all.

On the way home Tweek realized that he had left his other cup of coffee at the bench of the pond…He didn't want to return for the fear of murderers so he had to make do with only a half cup of coffee in his system since the rest was wasted on his pants.

With a sigh Tweek returned to his room, he picked up the newspaper that he threw earlier then started browsing the newspaper for job openings, most were jobs that he had already taken and had gotten fired from.

"Fuck this!" Tweek angrily threw the newspaper away for the second time and then lied down his bed, thinking what the fuck he did to deserve such a fate of having a stupid father who had to risk everything in order to make his own dream come true…and to make it worse it didn't even flourish. Tweek does loves his father even with all those mistakes and even when he spouted stupid metaphors, but his father is a complete idiot with business that he can't help but blame all his frustrations on him.

Tweek sighed then covered his face with a pillow…he was really craving coffee, but he was broke and he'd had to settle for none.

A/N: Bennigan's is a reference to Butter's Very Own Episode, lol I am not promoting any restaurants. I guess this little tidbit also vaguely gives you a clue on how Butters is connected to Tweek in this fanfic.