There was only one true method for how to kill a vampire. Besides a bullet from the Colt, of course. The old-fashioned way, the one that had worked for as long as Dean had been a hunter was to simply take the sons of bitches heads off with the machete he inherited when Dad gave him Baby.
"Most vampire lore is crap," he remembered Dad saying the last time they hunted vampires together. "A cross won't repel them, sunlight won't kill them, and neither will a stake to the heart."
But if you cut the head off the snake...
His lips peeled back in a smile as his fingers curled around the handle of the gleaming blade. Man, there was nothing he liked more than cutting off a vamp's head. Well, pie, he silently corrected. And... he cut that thought off as he swung the machete at the blonde fang rushing at him. The blade sang as it sliced through the bitches head.
One hiss and she dropped to the ground.
No muss, no fuss, no more Vampira.
Just the way he liked it.
A/N: Hello, all! Hope life has been good to you!
This piece is written based on a Facebook prompt that read: Write how to get rid of a vampire. I immediately thought who better than Dean? ;) Tag to no episode