A/N: A friendly warning, this chapter is kinda stupid.

Seven, two, zero, nine, one, two, three, one, eight, five, five, eleven.

Craig was currently lying in his bed, staring at his phone and repeating those numbers over and over again in his head, He had been doing such a thing for the past twenty minutes. By now he could probably recite them perfectly with his eyes closed but he still chose to stare at his phone's screen.

Written above the number that Craig so fondly kept staring at was the name "Tweek", and every time Craig's eyes would accidentally drift up and read that name, his heart would skip a beat and the memories of the event that occurred yesterday would come back to him.

Craig remembered how he got out of the car despite the heavy rain to find Tweek, it was surreal… everything felt hazy and blurry back then; and yet it's still very clear in his mind. He remembered the moment he realized that he really liked Tweek, and that he couldn't hide that fact anymore.

He let out a huge sigh, "I guess I really like him huh?" Craig shyly mumbled, his cheeks tinted with a light hint of red.

"Who do you like?"

"GAH!" Craig dropped his phone unto his face, hitting him square in the nose. After yelling out a pain-soothing "FUCK!" he turned to see who had disturbed him.

Tricia stared at Craig, playing with her strawberry blonde pigtails in a bored fashion, she had apparently gotten inside his room without him noticing; her face had a blank expression on, one that was frighteningly similar to her brother's.

"You fucking scared the crap out of me! What the hell are you doing in here?" Craig raised his voice, then rubbed his nose which was slightly red from the incident that had happened earlier.

"Wow rude much? Is that how you treat your adorable little sister? You're lucky you even get to bask in my presence you prick." Tricia pouted, then flipped her brother off, as is tradition in the Tucker Family.

"You're not adorable in any way, you're bratty and mean."

"Fuck you, Craig" Tricia said as she stuck her tongue out and blew a raspberry, Craig had to admit that his sister was somewhat adorable when she gets childish like that but her personality was something that he couldn't tolerate very well.

"What do you want?"

"There's a weirdo downstairs looking for you, he claims to be your co-worker, Mom was yelling for you to come down for the past ten minutes now, but you weren't responding so she sent me to get you. What were you even doing? Were you masturbating?"

"Fuck no! Wait where the hell did you even learn that word?"

"Who cares, just go down and meet with your weirdo friend." Tricia nonchalantly shrugged then did a cute little skip as she exited Craig's room.

"Co-Worker? What the hell do any of those guys want now?" Craig wondered. It was early in the morning and Token had proposed that they don't open up the shop until tomorrow so that they could get some rest after the trip. He had no obligation to be with them at all today, he made no such plans to meet with anyone…unless you count…

"Tweek."

Craig hurriedly got up on his bed, changing out of his pajamas and frantically combing his hair, he then rushed to the bathroom to wash his face and hastily brush his teeth. He remembered the promise he made the blonde boy… the so called "date" at the movie theater. Perhaps it was him downstairs?

His cheeks felt warm at the thought of the date, he was nervous…to say the least. He wondered if he should change his clothes to something fancier, something impressive, perhaps he should wear his special Peruvian chullo? Or a tie? Or maybe some cologne? Would that be too overkill?

After about ten minutes or so, Craig finally came down from his room, he decided to go with his usual look of a blue jacket, blue chullo, black pants and black shoes. Craig thought that he shouldn't be too overly-impressive for the first date, he didn't want to look too eager after all, as it might turn Tweek off.

"I-I am here…" Craig nervously spoke up. He wondered once again if he looked alright, does he look presentable enough for Tweek?

"Oh dude, finally you're here…what took you so long? I swear I felt like I was waiting for a girl." The blonde teasingly said.

Kenny smiled at Craig cheerfully, he was sat at one of their sofas and seemed to be playing a mobile game to pass the time.

"Oh…It's just you."

Craig sighed then turned around 180 degrees, he wasn't the blonde that Craig was expecting, he was worrying a lot over nothing. So much for all that effort…not that he put much into it.

"I am going back to my room, Tricia go get rid of him."

"I am not doing your chores for you!" Tricia replied, she was sat at the sofa that was parallel to the one Kenny's sitting at.

"Hey, Hey, Hey why are you sending me out for you asshole? I made the effort to come and see you so can't you be a little bit hospitable?"

"Yes, you did…but I don't want to see you right now, to be honest."

"What? Were you expecting someone else? You're not expecting Tweek are you?"

Craig flinched when he heard what Kenny has said, he was pretty much right on target for that.

"Why were you expecting him to come? He's sick right now, don't be a dick Craig, let the poor guy rest."

"H-he's sick?"

"Wait, did Tweek not tell you? Hmm well no wonder...it's the reason why I went here in the first place, I wanted to check if you wanted to come with me and visit him."

"D-did he get sick because of the rain yesterday?"

"Probably."

"L-let's go there right now!" Craig said, unable to hide the worry in voice.

"Dude, calm down he just has a cold, don't panic..." Kenny assured Craig, looking at the other guy's expression Kenny sighed and smiled. "But yeah you're right we should go right now."

The two went out and started walking towards Tweek's house, an uncomfortable silence wrapped around them as they walked and their paces were different which resulted in a one feet distance between them.

"Are the others coming?" Craig spoke up, feeling slightly awkward around Kenny.

"I think Token, Clyde and Stan are going to visit him later in the afternoon." Kenny replied, unlike Craig he doesn't seem to be bothered by the other's presence at all.

"They all knew?"

"Yeah, Tweek told us about it in our group chat."

"You guys have a group chat? Without me?"

"Oh um...yeah it's strictly crew only, no managers allowed."

"But fucking Token is in it?

"Well technically he isn't a manager.

"I hate you."

"Hey I am not the one who came up with the idea, Clyde did."

"Oh, remind me to punch Clyde later okay?

"Hah, so much for best friends."

The two laughed and some of the awkwardness faded away, considering that Craig had always had this hostility towards Kenny, it was quite a rare event. Craig realized that he might have been too harsh on the guy. He had always hated Kenny and his gang but times had changed and Kenny probably isn't as bad as he used to remember. Come to think of it Stan and Kyle…aren't too bad either. Cartman is a different story though.

"Um sorry about earlier and uh thanks...for coming to get me, if you didn't visit then I wouldn't have known about Tweek."

"Woah! W-wait are you really Craig? Craig would never apologize to me...or thank me!"

"Fuck off, I am trying to be nice here."

"Ah yeah, you're Craig alright...I was scared for a second there."

"You're making me regret saying all those things."

"So uh…do you openly admit that you like him now? Why would you thank me for that? Is my ship finally going to be canon?"

"..." Craig blushed hard, yes he admits it now but should he tell Kenny about it? Considering his actions during the trip to the beach, Telling Kenny would be a big no but…

"Y-yeah…" Craig took the risk, Kenny was quite close to Tweek, and he seems to be openly supportive of the fact that he likes him, hell he was the one who instigated the fact that he might like Tweek in the first place.

"Well it's a start...so did something happen to you guys during our trip?"

"K-kinda."

"Was it sexual?"

"N-no!"

"Yeah I figured, you don't have the balls to be that forward."

"..."

"What?"

"C-can you help me? With Tweek, I mean...like how can I be closer to him? And how to talk to him and stuff." Craig nervously played with the string of his jacket, he slightly hated the idea that he's asking Kenny for help but he's willing to work with him if it means that it will get him closer to that jittery blonde boy that he oh so adores.

"You want me to be your wingman? What the hell...why me? Why not ask Clyde or Token? They're your best friends."

"You're closer to Tweek than any of those two. It's annoying that I am asking you for this but I have no choice. W-wait what the hell is with that reaction anyway? Weren't you the one who was pushing the thought that I might like him in the first place? This is all your fault! Take responsibility! Unless...y-you…YOU like him d-don't you? You were insisting that I was the one who likes him but in reality it's you, you're a sneaky bastard who wants Tweek for himself, no wonder you're so clingy to him...you sly son of a-" Craig uncharacteristically let out a spiel only for it to be interrupted by Kenny.

"Jesus, Craig shut up! Man you're a fucking mess. Is this how you really are? Is the deadpan stoicism just a facade? I think it's the first time I've ever heard you talk that long."

"Dude, I know...I turn into a bumbling stuttery mess whenever I talk to him or even think of him, well sometimes it's okay but most of the time I can't get my shit together. THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE HELP ME!" Craig gripped Kenny's parka shaking the other guy frantically.

"Alright, alright jeez...I'll help you. But lemme clear some things first okay? I do like the thought of you guys being together, I wasn't lying back then when I said it back then. Tweek is like a little brother to me so I can never look at him in a romantic way, and besides he's blonde and In my opinion, it would be really weird if two blondes date. Second, it's not like I don't want to help you but Token and Clyde are your friends, they should be the people that you're telling about all these things to first, do they know yet?"

"N-no."

"Well you need to tell them sooner or later, they would be a much better support team than I am."

"Y-yeah you're right…I should probably tell them."

"You do that…well anyway there's Tweek's house, that purple one over there. By the way Tweek's mom is really hot, like she's a milf of epic proportions, Oh God, I hope she's home right now."

"Do you always frequent Tweek's house?"

"Not that much, I've only been there three times since I first met him."

The two stopped in front of Tweek's home, it was surprisingly standard looking, similar to his and pretty much most of the residents of South Park's home, Craig thought that with all the talk of bankruptcy and debt, Tweek would be in the same living conditions as the orange clad blonde walking next to him.

Kenny gently pressed the doorbell, a pleasant ringing soon followed. Craig felt a bit anxious, it's the first time that he's going to see Tweek's house, he wondered what his room looked like and how we he was doing, he was sick after all.

Soon enough, the door opened, Kenny and Craig were greeted by the sight of a small blonde boy, around the same height as Tweek or maybe even slightly shorter. He had on a frilly pink apron tied to his waist, and in his right hand he held a soup ladle."

"Oh H-hello, how can I help you fellas?" The small boy asked.

Pure silence was the only reply that Craig and Kenny had to offer, Craig looked to Kenny hoping he'd answer the other boy's question but he seemed to be frozen in place, Craig felt annoyed that he would have to be the one to speak up.

"U-uh yeah...we're here to visit T-Tweek, were his co-workers."

"R-really? That's wonderful! Come on in!" The small blonde ushered, Craig felt slightly worried about how trusting the boy was, a criminal could have easily told that lie and he would have let him in.

As the two went inside they were greeted by the sight of Tweek's living room, it was...spacious or rather empty...there were only a few sofas, a coffee table and no T.V. Craig felt that the lack of any decorative furniture is kind of depressing.

"Riiiiiiing Riiiiiing" The sound of a telephone echoed through the house, catching the attention of the three boys.

"Oh uh please wait here for a moment, I am just going to answer that, feel free to sit over there." The small apron-wearing blonde left to go to what Craig assumed was the kitchen, leaving Kenny and him alone in the living room.

"Was that Tweek's little brother?" Craig asked Kenny, whilst trying to recall if Tweek had ever mentioned that he had one before.

"..."

"He kinda looked like him, well not really but he's blonde…"

"..."

"What the hell is up with you? You haven't said anything since we got here."

"..."

"Kenny?"

"..."

"Hey fuckface, snap out of it!" Craig who was annoyed by the lack of response from Kenny decided to slap him in the face.

"OW! Jesus fuck! What the hell?!" Kenny yelled out, rubbing his cheek which still stung from Craig's slap.

"You weren't responding...what in the world happened to you?"

"D-dude...I think I am in love." Kenny shyly mumbled, his face was tinged with red but it wasn't from the slap.

"What?"

"In the eighteen years of my life I've never thought that I'd see the day where I meet the person who would make my heart soar and flutter."

"Y-you're creeping me out Kenny..."

"D-d-do I look okay? I look hot right? I look gorgeous? Will I be able to win him over with my looks?" Kenny put down his hood and ruffled his hair then turned to Craig who seemed to be very disturbed by Kenny's actions.

"By him d-do you mean…that guy earlier?"

"He's so fucking cute dude, I-I can't think of anything lustful to say about him, just seeing him is like injecting pure saccharin into my system, and I don't even know who he is…"

"You don't know who he is? Isn't he Tweek's brother? W-wait...you just said earlier that a blonde dating a blonde would be weird and now you're all over him, what's with the sudden change?

"That was before I met him! H-he, he's like an angel that descended from the heavens changing my view for the better! He's like a light that shines among the dusk and dread of this world. My opinions were foolish but seeing him made me realize that trivial things such as hair color does not matter when it comes to love." Kenny rambled, which made Craig feel slightly scared.

"H-hey fellas, sorry about that...Tweek's mom asked me to take care of him, and the one who called earlier was her, she was just checking up on him. Anyways you guys ready to visit Tweek?" The small blonde boy returned, smiling ever so sweetly, Craig felt relieved when the boy returned as Kenny was starting to get real disturbing earlier.

"So you aren't Tweek's little brother?" Kenny spoke up.

"Oh n-no, just his friend, or maybe I guess his best friend? We used to be buddies in school and we once worked together as waiters at Bennigan's, b-but that didn't go so well…Oh hamburgers, I haven't introduced myself yet haven't I? I am Butters, Butters Stotch." Butters once again smiled sweetly, Craig then heard a faint yet audible "So cute" from Kenny, he decided to ignore it.

"I am Craig Tucker." Craig replied promptly.

Butters and Craig both looked to Kenny, awaiting his introduction. He took a deep inhale then with the suavest and coolest voice he could manage, said: "Hello there my sweet buttercup, my name is Kenneth McCormick, a pleasure to meet you." Kenny then grabbed one of the shorter blonde's hands then gently kissed it.

Craig wanted to smack the back of Kenny's head just for that action, but he then remembered that he was helping him with Tweek, Craig decided that it'll be best to just behave for now and keep his rage to himself.

"Nice to meet you, Craig and Kenneth! Well let's head on up shall we?" Butters cheerfully said as he completely ignored Kenny's flirting, either that or it went over his head, this thought pleased Craig.

The three went upstairs and into Tweek's room, it was as empty as the living room was, only a bed, a cabinet and a desk was inside it, the only thing that was remotely interesting were a tower of Legos in the center of the room.

"I actually cleaned up around here, there were a bunch of empty coffee cups and newspapers earlier, Tweek can be really messy sometimes." Butters chuckled.

Resting on the bed was Tweek, he seemed to be sleeping soundly, his cheeks were red from the fever, and in the corner of his closed eyes; watery tears would form.

"He's still asleep, maybe we should get back down, I guess you can wait here too but it might be a while." Butters whispered.

"O-oh I know! I'll pour some juice for you guys, while you wait!" Butters said, he then quickly went down in a hurry.

Kenny and Craig both looked at each other and nodded, they both understood what the other had planned to do, Kenny gave a salute to Craig saying "I hope it goes well for you up here, my brother…" Craig thought that the salute was stupid but he nonetheless did it too. "You too…may your efforts go well...my brother." They then both walked closer to their respective blonde target of affection, with Kenny going downstairs to see Butters and Craig looking over to check on Tweek.

Behold the magnificent bond of two idiots trying to woo their very own blonde twink.

A/N: I actually had to research what the format of US mobile phones are, since I am not from there, it's very confusing, but I tried. Also I hid a secret little message in Tweek's phone number, it's not that hard to decode, I am sure you guys can do it! Well only if you want to.

Also sorry for the typos and mistakes.