The Powerpuff Girls: PSHAW!
or
Powerpuff School Hijinks And Wackiness
A Powerpuff Girls fanfiction by Andrew J. Talon
With contributions from Scriviner, Ryuugi, Fanboyimus Prime and others
DISCLAIMER: This is a non-profit fan based work of prose. The Powerpuff Girls are the property of Cartoon Network. No copyright infringement is intended, please support the official release.
The Narrator's Voice is in Italics! Just so you know! And no, I'm not out to steal any princesses. Geez, you can only make so many actor's allusions at a time you know!
The city of Townsville! And an ever popular hang out for teenagers is the Townsville Liberty Mall! But for all teenagers there is a balance between fun and work, play and serious time. And here we see the Powerpuff Girls, dealing with issues of balance right now!
The Powerpuff Girls are bent over a railing at the mall, their rears raised.
Er... Uh... I didn't know it was quite so literal, eheh... Wow...
"We are underaged, you know," Blossom pointed out with a glare up at the narrator.
Then why are you acting like jailbait?
"Wheee!" Bubbles cried, balancing on her hips up and down on the railing. "I can balance better!"
"You're using your flight powers, Bubbles! It doesn't count!" Buttercup grunted.
"Am not! You're just jealous you can't do it!" Bubbles teased.
"Well maybe if I was as heavy in front and in back I could," Buttercup sniffed. Bubbles smirked as she crossed her arms underneath her large bosom.
"Sounds like someone's jealous," she teased. Buttercup growled, crossing her arms under her not insubstantial bosom.
"I'm not jealous! If anyone should be jealous, it's Blossom!"
"HEY!" Blossom cried, covering her somewhat less than impressive bosom. Compared to her sisters anyway. "According to the Professor we're all going to develop properly! Just at different rates!" She glared at Bubbles. The blonde smiled cheerfully, and rolled onto her back with a grin. This caused many a teenaged boy below them to pass out with smiles.
"Huh! Why does that keep happening?" Bubbles asked curiously, looking at her sisters. Buttercup and Blossom shared a look and sighed.
"It's your special talent," Blossom said dryly.
"Whee!" Bubbles said cheerfully.
"Now enough! We're wasting time!" Blossom said, leaning back to stand on her feet. "We're here to shop, so let's get shopping!"
"Fine, fine," Buttercup said flatly. Bubbles followed and the three Powerpuff Girls proceeded through the mall. They went shopping for a wide variety of things that would no doubt interest teenaged female readers but I can't really be arsed to describe it. So by all means, use your imaginations.
Hey, that's my job!
Oh go kidnap a Princess, Ice King.
Enough with the actor's allusions already!
"Hey, look!" Bubbles said, pointing at the food court and interrupting the fight between the two narrators. "It's the Gangrene Gang!"
And indeed it was. Arturo was chatting up some Latina honeys with some allusions to knowing Peter Dinklage, Big Billy was trying to eat a whole stack of churros, Grubber was sipping tea and reading A Brief History of Time, Snake was dribbling a basketball and Ace was leaning against a pillar. The leader of the Gangrene Gang eyed the Powerpuffs with a leer.
"Well well well... If it ain't the Powerpuff Girls! How ya doin'?" Ace asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Fine! See you made parole finally," Blossom said. Ace shrugged with a grin.
"Well, we do our time. Got off for good behavior, but you do know we can be bad," he said with a smirk at Buttercup. The green wearing Powerpuff girl raised an eyebrow.
"... Riiight," Buttercup said. "Just stay out of trouble, will you?"
"What if I want to get in trouble, hmmm?" Ace asked with a bright grin, getting up in Buttercup's personal space. The brunette stared up at the gang leader with a deadpan expression as Blossom and Bubbles stared.
"... Seriously? You're hitting on me?" Buttercup asked dryly. Ace shrugged.
"Well... You did have a crush on me-"
"When I was five," Buttercup hissed. "And you used it to try to kill my sisters."
"Things change!" Ace said, raising his hands up.
"And you've kept trying to kill me and my sisters and destroy my town and everyone I care about," Buttercup hissed.
"... What's yer point?" Ace asked. He wrapped his arm around her shoulders and grinned. "I'm sure now that we're both older, there's all sorts of things we can do now!"
Buttercup smiled. Blossom sighed. Bubbles giggled. Ace smiled, and his hand slipped a bit lower...
POW! And he was sent flying into a pillar. He smashed into it, and slid down to the floor. Buttercup rolled her eyes.
"Idiot," she scoffed. "Come on girls!"
The other Gangrene Gang members stared at Ace as the girls walked away. Arturo walked up to their fallen leader.
"Boss? You okay?" He asked. Ace groaned and rubbed his forehead.
"Well... She's grown up and become all hot and stuff...!"
"And she still hates you," Arturo said. "Man... Let it go..."
"I can totally get her on our side, man!" Ace insisted. "Really!"
"Might want to look to your bald spot, Ace," Snake said. Ace gasped and held his hands up to his scalp.
"WHERE?!" He cried.
"The part not covered by your wig," Arturo noted dryly.
Ace glared at Arturo, before punching Snake.
"Ow! I mean... What bald spot?" Snake said quickly.
"That's what I thought you said," Ace grumbled.
Guess it is kind of tough being the Gangrene Gang. No longer a bunch of teenaged losers, they are now twenty year old losers! Well, it's better that they are hitting on teenagers rather than kindergarteners... I think...
And once again, the day is saved from creepy guys with bad skin conditions hitting on underaged girls! Thanks to...
The Powerpuff Girls!