The Powerpuff Girls: PSHAW!

or

Powerpuff School Hijinks And Wackiness

A Powerpuff Girls fanfiction by Andrew J. Talon

With contributions from Scriviner, Ryuugi, Fanboyimus Prime and others

DISCLAIMER: This is a non-profit fan based work of prose. The Powerpuff Girls are the property of Cartoon Network. No copyright infringement is intended, please support the official release.

The Narrator's Voice is in Italics! Just so you know! And no, I'm not out to steal any princesses. Geez, you can only make so many actor's allusions at a time you know!

The city of Townsville! And in Townsville, the private laboratory of one Dexter... Er... Dex, boy genius and CEO of DexLabs. Hard at work on a new invention. And nearby, his girlfriend and leader of the Powerpuff Girls, Blossom Utonium!

But what's this? She looks rather pensive... Hmmm... Strange!

"Okay Blossom... You can do this," Blossom muttered to herself. She floated up behind him. Dexter looked up and blinked at her.

"Blossom? What's the matter? Is something wrong?" He asked. He didn't think he had forgotten a date or meeting - He was fastidious and dedicated to their relationship as he was in all aspects of his life. Well, aspects of his life he enjoyed, and he enjoyed their meetings very much, indeed.

"Well," Blossom coughed. "The thing is..."

Dexter's eyes widened. "What? What is it?"

Blossom continued to fidget, unsure of how to go on. Dexter's keen mind raced through the possibilities. Was she unhappy with their relationship? Had he offended her in some way? Clearly he must rectify this immediately as soon as he found out what was wrong-

She grabbed his collar, pulled him up, and kissed him deeply. Dexter's eyes widened.

"Mmph?" He replied intelligently as it felt like his IQ had dropped by a hundred points. Blossom hummed back happily, hugging him tightly. She then set him back in his chair, panting with a red face. An expression she shared.

"Haa... Haa... So... How was that?" Blossom asked.

Dexter blinked, his mind rebooting slowly. "I... It... Um..."

"Do I need to do it again?" Blossom asked, concerned. "I mean, I thought it was pretty good but I'll just do it again!"

"Wait Blos-Mmmph!" And once again, his IQ was dropping like a stone from the intense affection she showed him. She released him again, licking her lips, as Dexter stared at her in amazement.

"So... Um... Well..." Blossom licked her lips. "Just uh... Just... Wanted to see you... And um... So... Bye!" And she shot off, a streak of pink in her wake and the occasional giggle. Dexter stared after her.

"... Computress, what... What the heck just happened?" He asked the sentient AI running his lab. His faithful companion produced a holographic window.

"I believe I can shed some light on her actions," Computress said. It showed Blossom floating outside the door to his room, tapping her fingers. A pigtailed shadow loomed over her, and she turned. Blossom gasped.

"Aha! So! You're the girl dating my stick in the mud little brother!" A blonde woman laughed, hugging Blossom tightly. Dexter's eyes narrowed.

"DeeDee," he growled.

"So! How far have you guys gotten yet?" DeeDee asked with a happy laugh, patting Blossom on the back. "Am I going to have any nieces or nephews soon?"

Blossom turned bright red, as did Dexter. "N-No! No! We're not-We haven't-!"

"You guys have at least kissed, right?" DeeDee asked. Blossom's blush intensified.

"Er..."

DeeDee groaned and slapped her forehead. "You have at least held hands, right?!"

"Er, well... Neither of us has much experience with... With this sort of thing," Blossom admitted. "And I don't want to-"

"Intimidate him?" DeeDee asked with a grin. "Scare him off? Trust me sweetie, there's nothing Dexter likes more than a puzzle. Surprising him, shaking him up-That will get things to go... Well, go."

Blossom didn't seem like she could get any redder, but once again Dexter was proven wrong. "I... Well... Um..."

"You do want things to... Go with Dexter, right?" DeeDee asked with a sly grin. Blossom tapped her fingers together... And very, very slowly nodded.

"Y-Yes... But... But... I'm just not sure-"

"Look," DeeDee said. "Just fly up to him, kiss the bejeezus out of him, and fly off," DeeDee said, patting Blossom on the back. "Take him completely off guard. Then..." She grinned. "He'll figure out that you want him to return the favor. You do want him to return the favor, right?"

Blossom again nodded. DeeDee beamed.

"There, see? Nothing to it!"

"Right... Thank you, DeeDee," Blossom said with a smile. DeeDee laughed and slapped Blossom on the back.

"Hey, don't mention it! Just name it after me if you forget protection~!" DeeDee sang as she danced away, leaving a bright red Blossom.

"But-But-!"

"You'll figure it out~" DeeDee said cheerfully.

The recording ended. Dexter blinked.

"Well...?" Computress asked. Dexter nodded.

"Um... Computer? I've got some... Some preparations to make," he said, getting up out of his chair.

"Do they include something nice for your sister?" Computress asked, slightly teasing. Dexter scowled.

"As amazing as it sounds, I am seriously contemplating that, yes," he said. He walked off into another section of the lab, already thinking of how to return the favor of "surprising" his girlfriend. There was silence for a time, before a blonde college aged girl dropped into the chair from an air vent.

"Hello DeeDee," Computress said. DeeDee grinned.

"So... All according to plan?" She asked. The Computer made a happy face icon on her screen.

"Indeed."

"Good," DeeDee said with a smirk. Like she hadn't figured out where Dexter kept all his security cameras long ago. But hey, if her little brother was going to get anywhere with the girl he liked, he clearly needed some help...