The Powerpuff Girls: PSHAW!

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Powerpuff School Hijinks And Wackiness

A Powerpuff Girls fanfiction by Andrew J. Talon and The Ero-Sennin

DISCLAIMER: This is a non-profit fan based work of prose. The Powerpuff Girls are the property of Cartoon Network. No copyright infringement is intended, please support the official release.

The Narrator's Voice is in Italics! Just so you know! And no, I'm not out to steal any princesses. Geez, you can only make so many actor's allusions at a time you know!

This part written by The Ero-Sennin.

People kept asking me to write Powerpuff Girls Stuff, know what I said?

PSHAW!

"A boyfriend, huh? I didn't think you'd be the type."

Bubbles was sitting in front of her vanity, dutifully brushing her hair, when Buttercup made her comment. She looked via the mirror to her sister, who was practicing sword drawing with their grandfather's sword. "What makes you say that?"

Drawing the sword with such speed that a crack sounded in the room, Buttercup grinned. "Well, you're such a prude for starters."

"There's more to a relationship than the physical stuff, and I am proud to abstain from it." Bubbles then eyed Buttercup oddly. "Besides, who are you to call me a prude, Miss Celibacy?"

"I choose to not date because I like to fight more, not because I think it's immoral or icky or beneath my station." Buttercup pouted as she slowly sheathed the sword again. "On that note, you're not as fun as the NEET, you know."

Bubbles giggled. "You'll have to do better to make me mad."

"So, who is the unlucky guy you're giving blue-balls to?" Buttercup performed another draw, creating another sonic crack in the room.

Well, at least Buttercup showed she could step up her game. Rolling her eyes, Bubbles focused her gaze to the brush going through her golden locks. "His name's Mac. He goes to our school."

"Mac..." Buttercup blinked several times in search of a face to go with the name, before she found one. "Wait, you mean the Imaginary Friend kid?"

"Yes."

That only served to mystify Buttercup further. "Didn't you wreck his bicycle?"

"No!" Bubbles immediately snapped back, before she grew sheepish. "... It was his mother's car..."

Buttercup set the end of the sheathed sword onto the floor and rested her hands on the pommel as she leaned towards Bubbles with avid interest. "And out of guilt or maybe opportunity, you decided you'd make it up to him by going out of a date. One thing led to another and now you're in a happy relationship."

Bubbles nodded... a bit nervously. "Kind of like that..."

Sensing weakness, Buttercup's eyes narrowed in antagonistic glee. "Kind of...?"

At that, Bubbles sped up brushing her hair to the point that Buttercup could smell some of it burning. Setting down the brush, Bubbles shot up to her feet. "WellI'mlateformydatebye!"

"Hey Bubbles wait you-" Bubbles was already gone, a blue streak in her wake, before Buttercup had a chance to finish. Picking up the sword and grinning, the teenaged Powerpuff floated out the window as well.

"Oh this one I have to see." She too was then a streak of light in the sky.

Townsville Hospital! The first stop for most villains on their way to jail after a run in with our favorite girls, and the strangest place for a date to start.

"If I didn't think this was totally worth it, I'd be the first to tell you that it's not worth it," Bloo said to his shaggy-haired teenaged creator, Mac, as the two exited the hospital with their cadre of imaginary friends.

"Well I think it's not worth it, this is the third time," Eduardo said worriedly as the monstrous yet friendly imaginary friend trailed alongside Bloo.

"In as many months. Mac, I know you like her, and you're really tough, but this is kind of dangerous," Wilt noted as he walked alongside Mac's other flank.

"Guys, don't worry about it. I know exactly what I signed up for when I started dating her, and I'm perfectly fine with it. Being kidnapped by villains or being caught up in monster fights come with the territory."

"Exactly, and she hasn't let him down yet, has she?" Bloo testified.

Mac nodded. "Exactly."

"Cocococococococococococo!"

"See? Coco gets it." The airplane/bird/palm tree/thing gave Bloo a wry look, and the blue blob realized she was being sarcastic. "Oh ha, ha!"

"Wouldn't you be safer if you were, I don't know... just friends?" Wilt suggested.

"Si, you would be getting fewer boo-boos if you were," Eduardo gestured to Mac's latest injury, a dislocated shoulder.

Mac sighed. "Guys, really, I appreciate your concern, but anything being with Bubbles can dish out I can take. Remember when My Little Pony started airing? I handled that pretty well."

Wilt, Eduardo, and Coco all developed distant, horrified looks. Mac cringed at that. "Oh... sorry for bringing it up... but yeah! I'll be fine! There's really nothing about Bubbles that's too dangerous."

"Mac I'm here for our date!" Bubbles announced as she suddenly stopped in front of him. "You're already out, that's good! Ready to go to the park?"

Mac didn't answer, he was absolutely dumbstruck as he stared at his girlfriend, who regarded his blank, slack-jawed expression in confusion. "Mac? What's wrong?"

She looked to his friends. Eduardo had covered his face, while Wilt was respectfully looking away, while Bloo's eyes were as big as dinner plates. "What is it guys? Is there something on my face?"

"Cocococo!" Coco laid an egg, that hatched into a mirror. Looking down at it, Bubbles grew wide-eyed when she saw that she was standing in front of Townsville Hospital, her boyfriend, and his friends in nothing but her underwear.

Weren't she so aghast, she would've heard Buttercup laughing her butt off overhead.

"... W-wow..." Mac finally managed, in awe.

"Totally worth it," Bloo said of his friend's relationship.

"AHHH! DON'T LOOK!" Bubbles screamed before she blasted off, her sudden acceleration knocking Mac and his friends back into the wall of the hospital on either side of the door.

As the arc of blue light that was his girlfriend shot back towards her house, Mac groaned and sat up.

"Mac, do you need to check back in?" Wilt, who was draped over Eduardo and Coco, asked in pain.

Sitting up off Bloo, whom he landed on, Mac winced and grabbed his arm, before he noticed that not only was it no longer painful, it was properly reset as well. He smiled big. "Nope! I gotta go catch up with her, are you guys okay?"

Wilt gave a thumb's up. "Yeah, we're uh... great... you go on... enjoy yourself."

With that Mac ran off.

I guess when they said love hurts, they meant it literally, for these two!