Dear Fanfiction Writers

What is up with you all? I'm pretty sure you all realize that I don't want all that attention. This is my seventh attempt to write the letter because I was so angry about it.

Okay, I'll try to focus on the good things. I don't mind the stories where Noah and Izzy and I are hanging out. But I'd still rather there were no stories on me at all.

But I hate all the other stories written about me and I don't want any more written, got it? If not, well, I won't be happy at all.

Anonymously written,

Eva