Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Why is no one writing about me? I mean, I'm the hottest contestant to ever be on the show, and yet everyone seems to have forgotten me! What's wrong with you people?

The only stories I seem to be in are competition stories, and even then, all I seem to do is complain, or try to copy Alejandro, who by the way, was actually copying me. I mean, really, did no one call him out on that? And yet all of you seem to like him better than me.

Seriously, all of you need help. Seek it. Then start writing about the true beauty of Total Drama – me!

Still gorgeous,

Justin