Foxchick1- I think everyone agreed with Carmelita
Gamelover41592- He sure did
Shadow Joestar- He kinda has been narrating his parts of the story because it stars him
Matt(Guest)- Indeed
Guest- Don't worry! I just won't say if you are right or wrong in your guest(but you have an actual account, PM that answer and I will tell you)
Bloodyninja88- I have no plans for wedding crashers. Also I'm not saying if you are right or wrong on that guess.
You all know what's about to go down, no sense in delaying the wait. Let's begin.
Duncan laid back in his chair. It had been a few months since Sly's proposal to Carmelita and Duncan was insanely excited that his parents were finally getting married for real.
"I actually forgot mom and dad weren't married. I mean, they act like it!" He had joked about a month prior, to much laughter, even from the bride and groom to be themselves.
"Are you ever gonna finish getting dressed?" Bentley asked him as he rolled into the room, dressed in a tuxedo. Duncan was only wearing his dress pants and shirt. He could have put the jacket on, but he was struggling with his tie.
"Yes, but I can't tie this," Duncan said as he gestured to the tie slung across his shoulders.
"Knee down," Bentley ordered.
"Yes master," Duncan joked. Bentley gave him a smile as he held him tie the tie. Duncan then put the jacket on. "How's mom and dad doing?"
"Your father is a nervous wreck right now and your mother couldn't be more excited," Bentley revealed.
"Figured it would have been the other way around," Duncan noted, thinking about how open his father was with his displays of affection and his mother's flustered reactions to them.
"It's normal wedding roles for those two, but I'm sure your mother is just as anxious," Bentley explained.
"I'll understand when I get married," Duncan joked. This time, both of them laughed. Duncan had no interest in women as of right now.
But he felt like that wasn't always the case.
Some nights, he would dream of this girl. She was the same species as him, at least before the mutations. She was really pretty, but Duncan knew this girl was just part of his dreams. At least, he thought she was.
"Let's head in," Duncan said as he and Bentley walked inside the church. It was a smaller wedding. Obviously, Bentley and Murray were the best men(Sly couldn't pick just one) and a close friend of Carmelita's from the police station was her maid of honor(She was also one of the officers that knew about the Cooper Gang's secret work with the cops). The police chief was there, along with a few other other officers who knew about the deal. As for Sly's other guest, it was everyone expected. Duncan, Hunter, Maverick, Buck, Penelope, The Guru, The Panda King and Jing King, Muggshot, Mz. Ruby and DJ(who had already bonded with Duncan). Sly stood at the altar, smiling, but still looking a bit nervous. He gave Duncan a small wave as he took his seat, to which he replied with a thumbs up. Finally, Carmelita walked in.
And Sly's jaw hit the floor.
Carmelita looked utterly stunning. She was wearing a beautiful white dress and her hair was done up in such a way where if Sly didn't know her, he'd say she was an angel. Finally, she reached him and Sly removed her veil.
"Nervous?" Carmelita asked him.
"Very," Sly replied with as much tact as he could.
"So am I," Carmelita admitted. "Every couple is," Sly gave his first non-nervous smile of the day. Finally, the minister was ready to start.
"I'm sure, like most of you, this was a couple I would have never expected! Cop and robber. But somehow, in some way, they were able to look past that and become a strong and loving couple. Now, as it turns out, the bride and groom have both come up with their own vows," The minister explained as he turned to Carmelita first. "Ms. Fox, you first," Carmelita smiled.
"Sly, as I'm sure you have known, I was always the cop to your robber. But even way back then, I could feel something…..else for you. I just could never figure out what that was for the longest time. When I first realized what it was, I tried as hard I as could to rid myself of those feelings. But, I realized I just couldn't. I love you, Sly Cooper and that's why I agreed to this," Carmelita said. Then came the claps and Carmelita and Sly could both see tears in nearly everyone's eyes.
"Mr. Cooper, your turn," The minister said.
Sly took a deep breath before starting. "I remember when I first laid eyes on you, Carmelita. It was a few days after I had showed up at the orphanage. A few kids started picking on me and you stepped in. You didn't even know me, but you made them stop and comforted me. That was the day I knew I loved you, but everything that came after made me love you even more. Your feisty attitude, your good heart and the fact you could keep up with me. Even when I couldn't remember anything, you stuck by my side. While I still don't remember everything, those were some of the first things to come back. That's why I chose to marry you," Sly said. Duncan, Murray and Penelope weren't even hiding their tears anymore.
"If anyone has any reason these two shouldn't be wed, or forever hold your peace," The minister said. Almost everyone turned to the door. Sly and Carmelita had quite a few people who would be out for revenge today, but surprisingly, no one came.
"Huh, was expecting a revenge seeker," Duncan noted as he turned back to face his parents.
"Well then! I now pronounce you man and wife! You may kiss the bride!" The minister declared. Cheers erupted as Sly and Carmelita shared a passionate kiss.
If this series of stories ever gets a TvTropes page and those vows aren't some of the first things added, something is SERIOUSLY wrong in this world. Anyways, here's some random wedding facts about the marriage
-Buck caught the bouquet of flowers(Because he is just that random)
-Sly and Carmelita did have a honeymoon. They chose Hawaii.
-Murray and Jing King shared a dance and the Panda King were surprisingly okay with it.
-Penelope and Bentley attempted to dance, but it's hard to dance when you can't use your legs.
Anyways, after all this sappyness, time to make life f**k with Duncan again. Next time, we are going to have another heist…..a few days after Duncan's 20th birthday.