Dear Fanfiction Writers

by SideshowJazz1

The characters of Total Drama have been cruising through the archive of stories about them recently, and they're rather...interested in those who write about them. So they're going to do a bit of their own writing - to us, to say what they want written and not written about them! Pretty much a side project written for laughs. R&R!

8. Tyler's Letter

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

And I thought it was bad that the fanblogs didn't remember me! Nowadays, the fanblogs sometimes remember me, but you guys don't! What do I have to do? And even when I am on there, why don't I get paired with Lindsay? It's true we broke up after almost two years (we kind of lost the spark), but we're still good friends now. And ever since World Tour, she always, always remembers my name.

Instead, I keep finding these stories where I'm paired with Alejandro! I mean, really? The dude got me eliminated on World Tour! Why would I ever be interested in him? It doesn't make any sense why you'd pair me with him...or any of the other guys on the show, really. I like girls. Especially blondes.

So, uh, if any of you do want to write more about me, I'd be really happy to get what I can. As long as you let me stay straight.

Oh, and one more thing: Why do all of you keep portraying me as a clumsy guy when I'm a true athelete?

Longing for recognition,

Tyler