Dear Fanfiction Writers,
Oh my gosh, I have so many things to say to you guys that I don't even know where to start. First of all, thank you for giving me a lot of laughs. Second, are you guys stalking us? You seem to know more about us than I do, and by extension, the stuff I told Sierra! Or are you just making that up? Whatever, I believe it. You know, I never knew that DJ wanted a girlfriend, I always thought he was only interested in his mom, and I definitely didn't know about how that girl from the other cast lived in a treehouse on her own! Anyway, hopefully you'll send me some of this info next time so I can do my own writing. Or maybe I'll just draw it on a cave wall. HAHAHAHAHA!
Love, laughter and BOOM-BOOM!
Izzy/E-Scope/Explosivo's best friend
