Dear Fanfiction Writers

by SideshowJazz1

The characters of Total Drama have been cruising through the archive of stories about them recently, and they're rather...interested in those who write about them. So they're going to do a bit of their own writing - to us, to say what they want written and not written about them! Pretty much a side project written for laughs. R&R!

13. Harold's Letter

Dear Fanfiction Writers

Okay, I've been reading your fanfics, and I have to say, awesome. Really, I know not all of us are shown in a good light, but most of you have nailed me. I have been given so much attention, and I really, really appreciate what you've done with me.

Of course, this only applies to most of the fics. There's a few that seem to think I'm nothing but a dweeb who gets bullied, and that is obviously not true. How many times have you seen my mad skills on Total Drama? I try to avoid those fics as much as possible.

I especially appreciate the fics that show my devotion to the luscious Leshawna, my goddess. We dated for a few months during and after World Tour, but it didn't work out the way I'd hoped, and reading these reminds me exactly why I loved her, and still love her now.

There are a few fics I dislike particularly, as some of you seem to think I am a desperate pervert, just because I got distracted by Heather topless once. Well, excuse me for being a sixteen-year-old guy! GOSH!

But everyone else, thank you for your support.

Signing off with honour,

Harold