Dear Fanfiction Writers

by SideshowJazz1

The characters of Total Drama have been cruising through the archive of stories about them recently, and they're rather...interested in those who write about them. So they're going to do a bit of their own writing - to us, to say what they want written and not written about them! Pretty much a side project written for laughs. R&R!

14. Trent's Letter

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Wow, you guys have some weird imaginations. I'm not going to act like that's a bad thing, though. I like some of your stories. But mostly they're the ones that I'm not a part of.

The thing I like least to see in your stories is me as an abuser. Now, I get that you think you need to give Gwen a reason to break up with me. I don't like the thought of Gwen with Duncan – although I'm over Gwen, I don't feel comfortable about their relationship – I just don't think Duncan would treat her the way she deserves. But if you feel differently, I won't argue. What I will argue with is making me abuse Gwen. I would NEVER do that. If you remember, she broke up with me because I was getting stressed about our relationship. Surely you could break us up that way?

Second is what you call the "Crazy Trent" stories. I will admit that nine is my lucky number. And I am going to admit, here and now, that I do have slight OCD, but it's not often clear. It really only comes out if I'm stressed. I'm not "crazy" as you guys put it. I don't just think nine is lucky for no reason – it was the wheels on the train my granddad gave me, remember?

Please, stop writing me as an abuser or a crazy guy. It makes me feel weird, as if I"m actually doing all these things without knowing it, and I hate feeling that way. You have great imaginations, but don't make me act in a way I'm not.

With peace and tranquility,

Trent