Dear Fanfiction Writers

by SideshowJazz1

The characters of Total Drama have been cruising through the archive of stories about them recently, and they're rather...interested in those who write about them. So they're going to do a bit of their own writing - to us, to say what they want written and not written about them! Pretty much a side project written for laughs. R&R!

16. Lindsay's Letter

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

I was so-oo excited when I found out our cast was so famous that we were turning into thousands of stories! I tried reading a few, but got bored. Then people started telling me stuff, and I just had to write and discuss it.

Courtney told me she was suing these writers that had been making me and her sound really bad. Like, I know I'm pretty, but I'm not easy. And even if I was, Chris is the very last person I'd hook up with! Eeewww! He's like, fifty!

I kind of like the competition stories, though. I don't ever win, but everyone always likes me. I always make a friend or make a good move. I love being able to prove I'm more than a pretty face, and I really, really hope you make more stories like that, to prove I'm as smart as I am pretty. And by the way, Beth's been telling me she doesn't get much attention on the fanbase. Come on, guys! Give her a little attention. For me? Pretty please?

Love and hugs,

Lindsay