Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Man, it is so weird for me to be writing to you. I don't even know what to say. Just about all my Total Drama buds are writing to you, though, so I figured I ought to read a few of these Total Drama stories myself. Let me first stress that I'm not gonna ask you to write more about me. I don't mind not being in these. Some of them are whack! Although there was one in particular I liked my role, where I formed a close friendship with Courtney (she likes that one too).

I will say that most of the competition ones are kind of fun. I like fun and light stories. Even a few of the cute fluffy romantic stories are kind of my thing. But there are some really dark ones I read that gave me nightmares. There are quite a few where Total Drama is a game where people die, or some kind of crossover fic where we kill each other or die in some other way. I can't tell you what to write, but I can tell you that the light and sweet stories are the ones that I'd like to see more of. And more pet bunnies, of course.

Peace out and sincerity,
DJ