Dear Fanfiction Writers

by SideshowJazz1

The characters of Total Drama have been cruising through the archive of stories about them recently, and they're rather...interested in those who write about them. So they're going to do a bit of their own writing - to us, to say what they want written and not written about them! Pretty much a side project written for laughs. R&R!

18. Geoff's Letter

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Yo, whassup? I was kind of stoked when I realized I was able to write to all of you guys. I like a lot of your stories, but there are a couple things I wanted to bring up that I wasn't so happy about.

First, the stories where I'm abusive. There are quite a few of these, most of them stemming from the network's requests around Total Drama Action as an Aftermath host. I was acting like Chris because they wanted me to, okay? It wasn't the real me. I mean, even the electric chair proved that I wasn't acting like the real me. I would NEVER hurt Bridgette – or cheat on her, either. Even if we broke up, I'd make an effort to stay friends with her, not that it would be hard to be friends with someone as sweet as my girl.

And second (although this is only a small part of the fanbase), a bromance is not the same thing as a romance. Bridgette is my girlfriend. There is nothing like that between Brody and I. Sure, I can tell him I love him, but he knows what I mean by that. Sometimes, all three of us hang out together (Brody's still pursuing MacArthur, but she keeps blowing him off).

Anyway, that's all I wanted to say. Apart from that, sweet writing, brahs!

Party on,

Geoff