Dear Fanfiction Writers

by SideshowJazz1

The characters of Total Drama have been cruising through the archive of stories about them recently, and they're rather...interested in those who write about them. So they're going to do a bit of their own writing - to us, to say what they want written and not written about them! Pretty much a side project written for laughs. R&R!

21. Heather's Letter

Dear Fanfiction Writers.

First of all, let me say, I'm not going to bother talking about the stories I actually like. Not because there aren't a few of them, but because there's far more I hate.

First of all, what is up with all of you being obsessed with everyone else's love life? And what business is it of yours if I moved in with Alejandro or not? Or, for that matter, if we're even together any more – and no, I'm not going to say if we are or not. And that's another thing – why are people pairing me with Duncan? Ugh! Didn't you hear me in the FIRST episode of the show?

Not to mention, half of you seem to think it's cool to delve further into our love lives and write about other stuff, experiences we're not even interested in. You people are sick! And to that person who wrote about stuff that totally did not happen on World Tour, even off-camera, it was ONE time, not several.

And another thing – why are you even writing about us? We're reality show stars, not fiction. How do you think we feel, a bunch of people making up stuff about our lives? Plus you're not even writing interesting things half the time.

Okay, to finish up, I'll say this: If you have to write about me, can you at least stick to competition stories? Then at least it makes it seem like you know the first thing about me. You have no idea what I'm like off the show, so don't even try!

Totally not impressed,

Heather