Dear Fanfiction Writers,

I was SOOOOOO excited when I heard you guys were writing all this stuff about me and my Total Drama buds! But then I looked on the site and I realized...mostly I wasn't in your stories.
Whyyyy? Don't you like me? I don't understand what I've done wrong. Do you just not like the way I look, or is it something else? I know there's some things I'm not always good about, but I'm always trying to improve. What about this – if I stopped eating beans, would you like me better and write more about me?

I get to be in some Ridonculous Race stories, but I'm mostly just Noah's sidekick. Don't get me wrong, I like seeing myself hanging out with my little buddy, but we were partners, not hero and sidekick. I can do my own stuff, too.

And because I know you'll all want to know – yes, Izzy and I got back together. So any stories about us are a major thumbs up from me. I still love her, and we still have a lot of fun when we go on dates. So yeah, I'd be really really glad to see more of us.

I guess that's all I have to say for now.

Let's get the fun started,

Owen