Dear Fanfiction Writers

by SideshowJazz1

The characters of Total Drama have been cruising through the archive of stories about them recently, and they're rather...interested in those who write about them. So they're going to do a bit of their own writing - to us, to say what they want written and not written about them! Pretty much a side project written for laughs. R&R!

26. Mildred's Letter

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Why do you keep cutting me out of your stories, or if you don't, making me out to be some fame-hungry desperate old woman? I have no idea what the show edited me into, but surely you must be exaggerating a lot of it?

Okay, scratch that. I don't like your fics, and I only read them to see who's in them. And that person who called me "The Disgusting TV Host" (yes, I know you're reading this since you've been reading everyone else's letters), you don't know what you're talking about! None of you really know me at all, since you've only ever seen me on TV. Did you ever think of that? Ugh, I swear, all of you are just little Geoff groupies who believe every untrue word he sang about me. Just stop writing! Better yet, write better ones where I'm the main character!

Living for the applause,

Blaineley Stacey Andrews O'Halloran