Dear Fanfiction Writers

by SideshowJazz1

The characters of Total Drama have been cruising through the archive of stories about them recently, and they're rather...interested in those who write about them. So they're going to do a bit of their own writing - to us, to say what they want written and not written about them! Pretty much a side project written for laughs. R&R!

28. Dakota's Letter

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Before I continue, I should probably let you know where I'm at so you can describe me accurately. All right. After Revenge of The Island, Daddy managed to get me enough surgery so I'm only a couple of inches taller than I should be, and there's only two spikes left, one each on my shoulders. I mostly dye my hair, but it's taking forever to grow back and obviously it won't grow back blonde, so I usually leave it short and only have the tips blonde. I don't mind when my friends think it's weird any more. I don't need anyone to tell me I'm beautiful. Not that Sam doesn't tell me every time we see each other. I'm getting pretty good at some of his favourite games!

So...yeah...why are you guys not writing about us? Don't get me wrong, when you do write about us it's well done, but I just don't see it often. At least I've never seen a fic about us breaking up. Probably because it's so obvious that our relationship is so healthy that there's not even one crack in it – but Sam will probably talk about that more when he writes (yeah, we're both going to write). I'd like to see a little more of us if you can spare the time, though. There's a few good stories where it's just one of us, specifically me, but I'd like more.

And please, if nothing more, PLEASE don't write me with that mutant language! Among everything else, I talk like everyone else now, same as I did before Total Drama. It makes me feel ashamed when I read that weird disjointed language, even though I know I couldn't help it at the time. But keep on writing, guys – that stuff's pretty good!

Stay beautiful,

Dakota