Dear Fanfiction Writers

by SideshowJazz1

The characters of Total Drama have been cruising through the archive of stories about them recently, and they're rather...interested in those who write about them. So they're going to do a bit of their own writing - to us, to say what they want written and not written about them! Pretty much a side project written for laughs. R&R!

29. B's Letter

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

I guess this will be the first time you hear from me, considering that I'm not exactly talkative. I'm shy. I know I don't seem shy, but it's just that it doesn't affect anything other than my voice. I can talk, though – I just don't really enjoy talking. So for any of you who were trying to develop theories about why I don't like to talk, that's it – I can talk, but I'm painfully shy and I let people interrupt me when I do start.

I think your stories are very creative. I'm not really going to ask you to put more of me in them. There's enough of me, and I don't expect any more, seeing as I'm not exactly the first person to give my opinion. I try to keep busy...do things to help my team, so that they know I'm worth keeping around, no matter how silent I am. And that's pretty much what I see myself doing in your stories. I rarely do anything more. And that's all right. I like your stories – all I really wanted to say is that, well, now you know why I don't like to talk.

One pair of eyes tell a thousand words,

B