Dear Fanfiction Writers

by SideshowJazz1

The characters of Total Drama have been cruising through the archive of stories about them recently, and they're rather...interested in those who write about them. So they're going to do a bit of their own writing - to us, to say what they want written and not written about them! Pretty much a side project written for laughs. R&R!

31. Sam's Letter

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Wow, I didn't expect Total Drama to have this much of an impact on people. I'm not going to ask you to write more about me in particular. Let's face it, I haven't done that well in either of the seasons I've been on, although I didn't really mind all that much. I mean, I was never the first cut, and I know I really shouldn't have taken those pancakes to keep for Boney Island – I even thought about voting for myself that day, but I thought about it and guessed Cameron might vote for Sierra so did that instead. Okay, that's all my explaining out of the way. Now, about the fics...

Well, as Dakota told you, we're not in many fics, but you guys often write us in a way we love. It's been almost two years now and we're still dating. I kind of liked having the Dakotazoid because she was so cool and strong, but nowadays, it's nice to have a girlfriend who I can hug properly., even if she's still a lot taller. My other pals who I game online with are so jealous! Your fics just remind me exactly how lucky I am to have Dakota. There's not many other things to talk about – Dakota said most of it, and to be honest, I don't see many fics where I appear on my own. So I guess that's all I have to say.

With game in my soul,

Sam