Dear Fanfiction Writers

by SideshowJazz1

The characters of Total Drama have been cruising through the archive of stories about them recently, and they're rather...interested in those who write about them. So they're going to do a bit of their own writing - to us, to say what they want written and not written about them! Pretty much a side project written for laughs. R&R!

32. Brick's Letter

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

I don't get much time to read, or surf the internet, but your stories got me interested and kept my attention for a good while.

I guess the first thing I should address is to clear up exactly where I stand with Jo. I did have a little crush on her, sort of. She annoyed me, but I couldn't help liking her take-charge attitude. If she had just a little adjustment in her cutthroat mindset, I could see us becoming a couple. As it is now, though, it wouldn't work. And I'm pretty sure my morale annoyed her enough that she'd never want to go out with me, anyway. So I'm just going to focus on my training until I meet the right girl. You can write about us, if you want – I mean, it's fiction. Just hope that Jo doesn't get to see them, because I somehow don't think she'll like them.

My favourite stories are most definitely the competition stories. Not the dark ones, where you keep killing off characters, but the regular Total Drama ones. There's one in particular that I like my character in...uh, except, just letting you know that I'm straight. I have never felt any interest in a man, just girls, and I haven't had that many crushes at all. Anyway, that's one that was good, and there was another one where I was considered an All-Star, and even made the finals! That one gave me a lot of satisfaction.

Well, that's all I have to say. Keep following your writer's dream, and I'm sure that a lot of you will be able to reach it.

Honour to the grave,

Brick MacArthur